A bit council Vol 2

[Henners]

sleepera6 said:

All seen in one go today

I can't quite tell, but is that the...

Council Ferrari:



It just screams 'I made it'.

[Bluedot]

PH XKR said:

How do we feel about purple hair. Not blue rinse but purple hair? Or turquoise?

Don't think you can call this lady, or her pussy, council to be honest.

[PH XKR]

Bluedot said:

Don't think you can call this lady, or her pussy, council to be honest.

brill, until she changes it I'm shagging molly sugden,

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Bluedot said:

Don't think you can call this lady, or her pussy, council to be honest.

I met her in real life a few times, she was a completely delightful lady. Deffo not Council.

The coloured hair thing is interesting though. Might it be vanity that's Council?

The previously posted 'detailed' fingernails; 'high maint' hairstyles; artifically tanned skin? Is it the narcissistic tendencies demonstrated by certain social demographics that marks them as (often) rather unpleasant characters?

[Tango13]

AstonZagato said:

Tango13 said:

AstonZagato said:

I own a Rover 75. Are they council now? It does only get used to take the dog for walks and running things to the dump. Does that make my dog council?

What breed is the dog? Where/how did you acquire the dog? Did you select the breed after carefully balancing the dogs' traits with your lifestyle before vetting the breeder and purchasing said dog? Did you decide to visit the local rescue centre and choose the one with the happiest persona or saddest eyes?

Or is the dog 90% teeth and you bought it off a bloke in a flat roofed pub for £20 'cos it'll be great with the kids?

He is a Golden Retriever called Bollinger rather than a pitbull named Tyson. He was bought from Lord and Lady Bolton of Bolton Castle, Caste Bolton in Yorkshire. He is the son of a Field Trial Champion and Harry Bolton's gundog. He is great with the kids.

Do blokes in flat roofed pubs do working pedigree golden retrievers at all, as I'm looking for a puppy at the moment?

Your dog is not council, your dog probably refers to the Royal Family as 'The Germans' and will only retrieve game that has been shot by something from Purdey or Holland & Holland

[jas xjr]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I met her in real life a few times, she was a completely delightful lady. Deffo not Council.

The coloured hair thing is interesting though. Might it be vanity that's Council?

The previously posted 'detailed' fingernails; 'high maint' hairstyles; artifically tanned skin? Is it the narcissistic tendencies demonstrated by certain social demographics that marks them as (often) rather unpleasant characters?

in my view councilists like quick fixes . it is easy to get your hair / nails / makeup done. by shaz who signs on but does a bit of this on the side. keeping fit and eating correctly takes hard(er) work than buying readymade and takeaway foods and sitting on your fat arse stuffing your face full of nasty food watching terrible tv.
they must be seriously deluded if they think anybody finds them attractive. unless it is the weed smoking 7 stone scrote who seem to be fond of these heifers .
please any poor spelling etc , i am on very strong medication. i have even been issued with a dole pole so i am council

[PH XKR]

Josh sticks are definitely council, as is keeping reptiles/snakes/spiders.

[LordJammy]

In Aldi today getting some beers (they have some good ales before anyone starts) and there was a council looking woman pushing a pram with a screaming kid in it round the shop while the other two kids with her ran wild around the place. I had the pleasure of listening to her exchanging pleasantries with another customer after they'd remarked about the child that had been allowed to scream the whole way round the shop.
"Hoo the fk are you callin a brat? Ain't you never had kids or something?"
"I've got two actually but mine are well behaved"
"fkin do one you nosey old cow"

[jas xjr]

PH XKR said:

Josh sticks are definitely council, as is keeping reptiles/snakes/spiders.

we have those we are an indian family. more a cultural thing. not sure about reptiles , we do not have any of those . snakes are not something we would keep as a pet . back home , they kill.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

jas xjr said:

PH XKR said:

Josh sticks are definitely council

we have those

I suspect you don't!

Josh = Council

[jas xjr]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I suspect you don't!

Josh = Council

haha never even spotted that , good shout . in my defence , i am under the influence of some rather strong painkillers , having spent the last two weeks in hospital.
poor excuses for missing the obvious ---council

[Stickyfinger]

PH XKR said:

Josh sticks are definitely council, as is keeping reptiles/snakes/spiders.

Marquis of Bath had them on the go all the time, incense sticks are not, "josh" sticks to cover the smell of skunk are

[AstonZagato]

jas xjr said:

we have those we are an indian family. more a cultural thing. not sure about reptiles , we do not have any of those . snakes are not something we would keep as a pet . back home , they kill.

What? Venomous snake? In Stoke?

[Baz Tench]

sleepera6 said:

All seen in one go today

Pfft.. I walked for 1 mile home from town carrying purchases from Cash Converters in a Cash Converters bag in full view of the general public earlier.

I'm giving my nephew a helping hand setting him up in his new digs with some freeview gear.

[Stickyfinger]

AstonZagato said:

jas xjr said:

we have those we are an indian family. more a cultural thing. not sure about reptiles , we do not have any of those . snakes are not something we would keep as a pet . back home , they kill.

What? Venomous snake? In Stoke?

Yep

[PH XKR]

jas xjr said:

PH XKR said:

Josh sticks are definitely council, as is keeping reptiles/snakes/spiders.

we have those we are an indian family. more a cultural thing. not sure about reptiles , we do not have any of those . snakes are not something we would keep as a pet . back home , they kill.

Culturally, if you're of a white british background and burning em, its a bit council

[austinsmirk]

Stickyfinger said:

PH XKR said:

Josh sticks are definitely council, as is keeping reptiles/snakes/spiders.

Marquis of Bath had them on the go all the time, incense sticks are not, "josh" sticks to cover the smell of skunk are

Weirdly I bumped into the marquis of bath, quite literally at longleat, 6 years ago.

He absolutely stank. Not surprised he needs joss sticks

[Stickyfinger]

He was a strange old bus ............RIP

[KarlMac]

Slight topic derail...

From this thread - http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Naming your car. Or referring to it as he/she. Very popular amongst the FB owners club crowd where every green car is called 'Hulk' and every blue one is called 'beast'

And they're always really st.

[fatboy18]

Stickyfinger said:

AstonZagato said:

jas xjr said:

we have those we are an indian family. more a cultural thing. not sure about reptiles , we do not have any of those . snakes are not something we would keep as a pet . back home , they kill.

What? Venomous snake? In Stoke?

Yep

Vic Reeves looks like he's put on a couple of pounds!