A bit council Vol 2

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PH XKR

1,761 posts

101 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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KarlMac said:
Slight topic derail...

From this thread - http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Naming your car. Or referring to it as he/she. Very popular amongst the FB owners club crowd where every green car is called 'Hulk' and every blue one is called 'beast'

And they're always really st.
Meet Percy hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF2MrLiGLuM

bob-lad

2,212 posts

104 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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PH XKR said:
jas xjr said:
PH XKR said:
Josh sticks are definitely council, as is keeping reptiles/snakes/spiders.
we have those smile we are an indian family. more a cultural thing. not sure about reptiles , we do not have any of those . snakes are not something we would keep as a pet . back home , they kill.
Culturally, if you're of a white british background and burning em, its a bit council wink
If you're talking about joss sticks, then possibly.

Calling them josh sticks, most definitely council.

wink

Dog Star

16,079 posts

167 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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KarlMac said:
Slight topic derail...

From this thread - http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Naming your car. Or referring to it as he/she. Very popular amongst the FB owners club crowd where every green car is called 'Hulk' and every blue one is called 'beast'

And they're always really st.
Even more of a derail - my mates GF used to work with this chap who was called "dervm@n" (with an "a" instead of "@") - he has some blogs or other.

Absolute fruitloop and very very dull. People used to hide from him. Evidently he used to use covert tactics and drive home by different routes in case anyone was tailing him.

Wibble wibble!

anonymous-user

53 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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I feel really sorry for this poor chap, who has featured on these pages before.

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/15187503.Superfan_...

Definitely council, but I also think more "needy" than your standard chavscum.

That living room though, innit.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

178 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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Poor bloke. Being threatened with a weapon must be enough to taint a home for some

PH XKR

1,761 posts

101 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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bob-lad said:
If you're talking about joss sticks, then possibly.

Calling them josh sticks, most definitely council.

wink
having never bought them and only hearing "a bit council" friends refer to them, I'm happy to agree with you!

steveo3002

10,492 posts

173 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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PH XKR said:
bob-lad said:
If you're talking about joss sticks, then possibly.

Calling them josh sticks, most definitely council.

wink
having never bought them and only hearing "a bit council" friends refer to them, I'm happy to agree with you!
use em to cover up the smell of dog poop n weed

PH XKR

1,761 posts

101 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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steveo3002 said:
PH XKR said:
bob-lad said:
If you're talking about joss sticks, then possibly.

Calling them josh sticks, most definitely council.

wink
having never bought them and only hearing "a bit council" friends refer to them, I'm happy to agree with you!
use em to cover up the smell of dog poop n weed
used to have a good friend who was council. She had dogs. The smell of st in the house was overpowering

DRFC1879

3,437 posts

156 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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I must be Top Trumps Champions League council. In the summer months I like to light a couple of incense sticks and put them on the patio table while relaxing in my hot tub. Sometimes I even drink Polish lager straight from the can. Innit.

can't remember

1,077 posts

127 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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OpulentBob said:
I feel really sorry for this poor chap, who has featured on these pages before.

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/15187503.Superfan_...

Definitely council, but I also think more "needy" than your standard chavscum.

That living room though, innit.
'Mr Smith opened his safe and handed over a hard drive - containing irreplaceable pictures of his late mother - as well as £120 and his phone.'

The hard drive he keeps in a safe has pictures of his mother on it. Okay. scratchchin

Anyway, the poor bloke clearly needs some sort of help.

Morningside

24,110 posts

228 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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A bit 2000's but selling perfume, candles, other tat to your friends and family to make a fortune until you realise that you are very, very low down in the chain of things. Luckily to make anything out of it you're convinced by your friend who oddly is also part of the same scheme and happily signs you up. Now you only need 20 more friends to get your 1% commission.

MockingJay

1,311 posts

128 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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Morningside said:
A bit 2000's but selling perfume, candles, other tat to your friends and family to make a fortune until you realise that you are very, very low down in the chain of things. Luckily to make anything out of it you're convinced by your friend who oddly is also part of the same scheme and happily signs you up. Now you only need 20 more friends to get your 1% commission.
In light of this, Avon.

steveo3002

10,492 posts

173 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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PH XKR said:
sed to have a good friend who was council. She had dogs. The smell of st in the house was overpowering
needs to hoover it up more often , thats what council folk do

PH XKR

1,761 posts

101 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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Nothing wrong with a tin of polish beer

DRFC1879

3,437 posts

156 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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It's even better on draught. I was in Gdansk back end of 2015 and drank gallons of Tyskie at a quid a pint. It's a great city to visit with plenty of very cheap but excellent food and drink on offer. Being on a stag do, we also went firing an array of guns including an AK-47, Polish army issue M-16 type thing, Glock pistol, Uzi set to semi auto and most fun of all, a bloody great pump action shotgun. Weapons-grade council.

ReaperCushions

5,949 posts

183 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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Morningside said:
A bit 2000's but selling perfume, candles, other tat to your friends and family to make a fortune until you realise that you are very, very low down in the chain of things. Luckily to make anything out of it you're convinced by your friend who oddly is also part of the same scheme and happily signs you up. Now you only need 20 more friends to get your 1% commission.
Good shout. Coupled with heavy doses of brainwashing from said scheme, people claiming to be 'entrepreneurs' when 'setting up my own business' doing this st.

Forever Living, Aloe Vera, Juice Plus all sorts of crap.

I must get at least 1/2 Facebook friends a month starting up with this, give it a week and they are bored, have lost a bunch of friends and realize what a waste of time it is to earn cock all.

Normally accompanied by such drivel as:



Tango13

8,395 posts

175 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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DRFC1879 said:
It's even better on draught. I was in Gdansk back end of 2015 and drank gallons of Tyskie at a quid a pint. It's a great city to visit with plenty of very cheap but excellent food and drink on offer. Being on a stag do, we also went firing an array of guns including an AK-47, Polish army issue M-16 type thing, Glock pistol, Uzi set to semi auto and most fun of all, a bloody great pump action shotgun. Weapons-grade council.
I went to Las Vegas a few years back and tried an M249 squad assault weapon, fully automatic belt fed council laugh

Goaty Bill 2

3,393 posts

118 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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KarlMac said:
Slight topic derail...

From this thread - http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Naming your car. Or referring to it as he/she. Very popular amongst the FB owners club crowd where every green car is called 'Hulk' and every blue one is called 'beast'

And they're always really st.
I've called mine "you bh" quite a few times, normally while it's in the midst of making yet another self-destructive attempt on my life, does that count?


PH XKR

1,761 posts

101 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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Facebook, twitter, social media in general is a bit council.

Out for a family meal we watched in dismay as one table (2 adults, 2 kids) were all head down in their mobiles only stopping for food. No conversation or interaction.

V8mate

45,899 posts

188 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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PH XKR said:
Facebook, twitter, social media in general is a bit council.

Out for a family meal we watched in dismay as one table (2 adults, 2 kids) were all head down in their mobiles only stopping for food. No conversation or interaction.
How do you know there was no interaction? They could have been messaging each other via any number of applications.
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