A bit council Vol 2

[Shakermaker]

bobbo89 said:

can't remember said:

Go on. Go on, eat them. A nation must know if they are indeed immortal.

I've just read the instructions

Step 2: Using the knife or the back of a spoon, gently push the sausages in lard, in a solid block, straight into a frying pan or griddle pan

I think i'll pass!

Is the bold part added because many of their target customers are prevented from owning a knife?

[Balmoral]

HTP99 said:

I've never had a Fray Bentos pie.

Prompted by a thread on PH a few years ago, eulogising the delights of an FBP, I decided to try one again for old times sake.

It was rank, and seemingly contained the very worst dregs of gristly and sinewy mechanically recovered road kill ever to be lathered with what was allegedly gravy and then capped with layers of plasticised slimy pastry which browned and bubbled up like the brown paper around a burnt out old fashioned electrical winding.

A Pukka pie is haute cuisine in comparison.

[austinsmirk]

back to reality. we're doing mass installs of wet gas ch to flats. removing electric storage heaters.

this involves ensuring the tnt turns off the heaters the night before- so we can dismantle and strip the blocks and carry them out.


a tnt's boyfriend has just expressed his concern about not having heat in the early morning, as his gf is pregnant. A one off, temporary, one day issue.

heating is stripped and installed in one day.


we declined from commenting: it doesn't really matter as if you recall: ALL your other children have been taken from you, as you are such filthy dirty unfit, useless parents AND when sprog no XXXX arrives, it too will be seized.

[InductionRoar]

Balmoral said:

rompted by a thread on PH a few years ago, eulogising the delights of an FBP, I decided to try one again for old times sake.

It was rank, and seemingly contained the very worst dregs of gristly and sinewy mechanically recovered road kill ever to be lathered with what was allegedly gravy and then capped with layers of plasticised slimy pastry which browned and bubbled up like the brown paper around a burnt out old fashioned electrical winding.

A Pukka pie is haute cuisine in comparison.

You don't work for their marketing team do you?

[talksthetorque]

bobbo89 said:

Whenever tinned food comes up in this thread i'm reminded of these beauties. Who buys these?!!!!

Anyone else wondering who Lara is?
She sounds like fun.

[Henners]

HTP99 said:

Henners said:

These bags.

What do they hold that pockets won't?

Sharps I suppose...

Seeing alot of those lately, usually paired with a grey tracksuit ensemble!!

I've never had a Fray Bentos pie.

Im seeing a lot too, it's odd as I'd expect a chav to be the first to call a man with a man-bag a 'gayer'

Never had a FB pie, or even a Greggs either...

[Jimmy Recard]

Expired 2008 and 2012 respectively. I might let the 2008 get to ten years before I try it

[HTP99]

Henners said:

HTP99 said:

Henners said:

These bags.

What do they hold that pockets won't?

Sharps I suppose...

Seeing alot of those lately, usually paired with a grey tracksuit ensemble!!

I've never had a Fray Bentos pie.

Im seeing a lot too, it's odd as I'd expect a chav to be the first to call a man with a man-bag a 'gayer'

Never had a FB pie, or even a Greggs either...

The other thing that gets me with chavs, is; in the winter they all wear gloves, incase their hands get cold, come on I though you chavs were hard!

[Triumph Man]

austinsmirk said:

back to reality. we're doing mass installs of wet gas ch to flats. removing electric storage heaters.

this involves ensuring the tnt turns off the heaters the night before- so we can dismantle and strip the blocks and carry them out.


a tnt's boyfriend has just expressed his concern about not having heat in the early morning, as his gf is pregnant. A one off, temporary, one day issue.

heating is stripped and installed in one day.


we declined from commenting: it doesn't really matter as if you recall: ALL your other children have been taken from you, as you are such filthy dirty unfit, useless parents AND when sprog no XXXX arrives, it too will be seized.

You can bet your ass those blocks will be warm in the morning!

[S11Steve]

HTP99 said:

The other thing that gets me with chavs, is; in the winter they all wear gloves, incase their hands get cold, come on I though you chavs were hard!

They wear them all year round so as they don't leave their "dabs" behind at crime scenes...

[PH XKR]

Triumph Man said:

austinsmirk said:

back to reality. we're doing mass installs of wet gas ch to flats. removing electric storage heaters.

this involves ensuring the tnt turns off the heaters the night before- so we can dismantle and strip the blocks and carry them out.


a tnt's boyfriend has just expressed his concern about not having heat in the early morning, as his gf is pregnant. A one off, temporary, one day issue.

heating is stripped and installed in one day.


we declined from commenting: it doesn't really matter as if you recall: ALL your other children have been taken from you, as you are such filthy dirty unfit, useless parents AND when sprog no XXXX arrives, it too will be seized.

You can bet your ass those blocks will be warm in the morning!

Our heating failed during a deep freeze one winter. Missus 7 months gone. Its ok we have super dooper British gas emergency cover. Call up, they can come out in two weeks! Said about missus, they correctly stated the baby is safe and warm in the womb. So not an emergency, the couldnt come for two bloody weeks then said only old folk or those with arthritis were emergencies.... Never was I so pleased to be arthritic!


Back on topic, I see Halfords big spoilers from 2005 are making a comeback

[CoolHands]

Shakermaker said:

bobbo89 said:

can't remember said:

Go on. Go on, eat them. A nation must know if they are indeed immortal.

I've just read the instructions

Step 2: Using the knife or the back of a spoon, gently push the sausages in lard, in a solid block, straight into a frying pan or griddle pan

I think i'll pass!

Is the bold part added because many of their target customers are prevented from owning a knife?

I think it's so they can turn the spoon over and shoot up while they wait for their bangers to cook

[guindilias]

No need for water, either - just dissolve your black tar smack in a puddle of hot lard in the spoon, then inject.
Guaranteed amputation!

[Lance Catamaran]

talksthetorque said:

bobbo89 said:

Whenever tinned food comes up in this thread i'm reminded of these beauties. Who buys these?!!!!

Anyone else wondering who Lara is?
She sounds like fun.

Not that make, but have to admit I've bought canned sausages and spaghetti before. The fact that even my cat turned her nose up at them speaks volumes.

[Rick101]

Couldn't decide on whether this was for the Facebook or Council thead. Vauxhall Astra, gone with Council.
I can't stand those completely moronic dog face things either. Why on earth would you do that?

FML humanity is doomed

Edited by Rick101 on Friday 31st March 17:54

[Spare tyre]

https://youtu.be/-7LGQ2tJOfc

[andy43]

OpulentBob said:

Half the people in the room I'm in. About to start a naughty boy speeding course. Some rum characters in here.

Getting a speed awareness course letter - uncouncil.
Not sending someone from below stairs to take your place - council.

[CoolHands]

Rick101 said:

Couldn't decide on whether this was for the Facebook or Council thead. Vauxhall Astra, gone with Council.
I can't stand those completely moronic dog face things either. Why on earth would you do that?

FML humanity is doomed

Edited by Rick101 on Friday 31st March 17:54

Their average IQ is potato

[talksthetorque]

andy43 said:

Getting a speed awareness course letter - uncouncil.
Not sending someone from below stairs to take your place - council.

Photo ID nowadays. None of my staff are as devillishly handsome as I.

Edited by talksthetorque on Saturday 1st April 19:47

[funkyrobot]

Houses with the gas/electric meter housing door missing: