A bit council Vol 2

[konark]

Does anyone know what council is?

It means you live in a council house.

If you live in a council house the windows belong to the council, if they need replacing the council will replace them

No need to contact Safestyle

I SAID THERE'S NO NEED TO CONTACT SAFESTYLE!!!!

[PH XKR]

konark said:

Does anyone know what council is?

It means you live in a council house.

If you live in a council house the windows belong to the council, if they need replacing the council will replace them

No need to contact Safestyle

I SAID THERE'S NO NEED TO CONTACT SAFESTYLE!!!!

This is about being a bit council. Like calling your child Brooklyn, that's a bit council. Or eating Fray Bentos pies whilst living in a caravan whilst at uni because too council to get into halls. Or any Audi below a 2.0.

[Drummond Baize]

Jimmy Recard said:

Listening to the radio on the TV

Hang on a minute! We often tune the TV in the dining room/kitchen to whichever Sky channel Radio Two's on, to listen to Elaine Paige/Paul O'Grady/Liza Tarbuck whilst preparing the dinner.

Oh wait, that was a trap wasn't it..?

[wildcat45]

Drummond Baize said:

Hang on a minute! We often tune the TV in the dining room/kitchen to whichever Sky channel Radio Two's on, to listen to Elaine Paige/Paul O'Grady/Liza Tarbuck whilst preparing the dinner.

Oh wait, that was a trap wasn't it..?

Looks like it.

But what if you tune the television to Radio 3 or 4?

Council?

[Dog Star]

Drummond Baize said:

Liza Tarbuck

[FredAstaire]

Talk of TVs abiove reminded me -> having the TV on when you have guests round.

And yes, having it tuned to MTV or whatever still counts.

[nicanary]

Dog Star said:

Drummond Baize said:

Liza Tarbuck

Top totty chubster. I have to say, I would. I think she'd be good company, a great sense of humour.

[Antony Moxey]

Drummond Baize said:

Jimmy Recard said:

Listening to the radio on the TV

Hang on a minute! We often tune the TV in the dining room/kitchen to whichever Sky channel Radio Two's on, to listen to Elaine Paige/Paul O'Grady/Liza Tarbuck whilst preparing the dinner.

Oh wait, that was a trap wasn't it..?

Having a TV in the dining room/kitchen.

[DaveGoddard]

talksthetorque said:

little man and little princess.

-grinds teeth-

This one really pisses me off above just about all other "council" things. What's wrong with saying "son" or "daughter"?

[Adenauer]

Drummond Baize said:

Jimmy Recard said:

Listening to the radio on the TV

Hang on a minute! We often tune the TV in the dining room/kitchen to whichever Sky channel Radio Two's on, to listen to Elaine Paige/Paul O'Grady/Liza Tarbuck whilst preparing the dinner.

Oh wait, that was a trap wasn't it..?

I do this, there is nothing wrong with it and it isn't council.

This thread has been utter nonsense for some time now, you all need to re-group and concentrate on the real council, stop making stuff up, feejits.

[KarlMac]

DaveGoddard said:

talksthetorque said:

little man and little princess.

-grinds teeth-

This one really pisses me off above just about all other "council" things. What's wrong with saying "son" or "daughter"?

Because how else can they convey how much better their child is than yours in fewer words?

[berlintaxi]

Antony Moxey said:

Having a TV in the dining room/kitchen.

Having a TV in the kitchen is not council, however if your kitchen is also your dining room you probably are council.

[Drummond Baize]

berlintaxi said:

Antony Moxey said:

Having a TV in the dining room/kitchen.

Having a TV in the kitchen is not council, however if your kitchen is also your dining room you probably are council.

What if the two rooms are separated by a Formica peninsula aka "breakfast bar" and the TV in question is on a swivel bracket so it can face either room?

(Asking for a friend...)

[mattyn1]

[Drummond Baize]

mattyn1 said:

Fire escape?

[berlintaxi]

Drummond Baize said:

berlintaxi said:

Antony Moxey said:

Having a TV in the dining room/kitchen.

Having a TV in the kitchen is not council, however if your kitchen is also your dining room you probably are council.

What if the two rooms are separated by a Formica peninsula aka "breakfast bar" and the TV in question is on a swivel bracket so it can face either room?

(Asking for a friend...)

Do you live in a caravan?

[FredAstaire]

berlintaxi said:

Having a TV in the kitchen is not council, however if your kitchen is also your dining room you probably are council.

C
Having more than one TV in a house is definitely council.

[nonsequitur]

Drummond Baize said:

mattyn1 said:

Fire escape?

Where's the sofa?

[andy43]

DaveGoddard said:

talksthetorque said:

little man and little princess.

-grinds teeth-

This one really pisses me off above just about all other "council" things. What's wrong with saying "son" or "daughter"?

Take one Zafira...

Yes I know it's a Golf

[Jonmx]

Stupidly high heels, council? Or are they forgivable stripper wear? There was a lass in town today tottering along on the most ridiculous things, must have been 6" heels. Accessorised with perma tan and massive dolphin trainer earrings. The heels were similar to those the lass below is wearing (generic internet image).