A bit council Vol 2

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austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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good call re: just giving.

we had lots of floods here at Christmas (in Yorkshire)

saw the same thing: couple claiming to be elderly and disabled at only 50 years old. For one thing they were social hsg tnts, so even without insurance "we" stepped in, rehoused them, sorted their flat etc.

you should have seen the photos they posted. you couldn't have sold the contents of their property for a pound, pre- flood.

shakotan

10,709 posts

197 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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kowalski655 said:
Hairstyles, that are shaved on back and sides,with a quiff on top that resembles a Mr Whippy ice cream, or the poo emoji.
Double council points if the back and sides have patterns shaved into them,triple if the patterns are football related.
The pompadour, its re-emergence is due to hipsters, but quickly migrated to coucil types, who added their own accoutrements, a-la the shaved patterns.





768

13,707 posts

97 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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Waiting for my souvlaki at lunch today I saw four very white, if going pink round the edges, young men who I can only assume were Brits. No such pink issues with their brilliantly white trainers.

They were walking along a main road topless, while pushing a supermarket trolley stacked to a height well above the top of the trolley with nothing other than crates of Carlsberg. No idea what the locals make of it but I winced a bit.

HTP99

22,586 posts

141 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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768 said:
Waiting for my souvlaki at lunch today I saw four very white, if going pink round the edges, young men who I can only assume were Brits. No such pink issues with their brilliantly white trainers.

They were walking along a main road topless, while pushing a supermarket trolley stacked to a height well above the top of the trolley with nothing other than crates of Carlsberg. No idea what the locals make of it but I winced a bit.
Gotta love a Brit abroad, hence why myeself and the wife holiday where Brits tend not to venture, don't want to be lumped in with our fellow man!

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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shakotan said:
kowalski655 said:
Hairstyles, that are shaved on back and sides,with a quiff on top that resembles a Mr Whippy ice cream, or the poo emoji.
Double council points if the back and sides have patterns shaved into them,triple if the patterns are football related.
The pompadour, its re-emergence is due to hipsters, but quickly migrated to coucil types, who added their own accoutrements, a-la the shaved patterns.

Add beard for the footballer look de jour.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,305 posts

181 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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shakotan said:
The pompadour, its re-emergence is due to hipsters, but quickly migrated to coucil types, who added their own accoutrements, a-la the shaved patterns.

Quite trendy for a vicar.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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my hair was that big in the 80's, resulting in me looking like Rick Astley.

was out in leeds not so long ago, saw a lad of about 18/19 who had really done his best to have a full 80's look, in his clothes, hair, glasses.

I thought, well mate you've spent a fortune on looking like a tw a t, you are never going to get laid looking like that.

bit like me then, most of the time back in the 80's too......... frown

idiotgap

2,112 posts

134 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Wearing a dressing gown to the shops.

SirSquidalot

4,042 posts

166 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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Wearing a bikini in the river of a stately home.

An observation from a walk around the grounds of Chatsworth House on Sunday.


El Guapo

2,787 posts

191 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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HTP99 said:
hence why myeself and the wife holiday where Brits tend not to venture
Using "myself" as a subject pronoun - council.

marky911

4,417 posts

220 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
rofl

That has to be the winner!

Pooing in public.
B&M bargains.
Dressing gown during the day and in public.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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Boom: council bingo, full house.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697629/Mo...

Antonia, 11, has to share what she describes as a tiny 'box room' with four brothers - Blake, two, Keedan, nine, Rhys, eight, and Oakley, six.


Oh the names, the sheer horror of it...........


So ph, in the real world, when you want a 4 or 5 bed house: what does one do ?

idiotgap

2,112 posts

134 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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marky911 said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
rofl

That has to be the winner!

Pooing in public.
B&M bargains.
Dressing gown during the day and in public.
Offering one's partner a sniff of your hand after an alfresco evacuation.

Faust66

2,037 posts

166 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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What the hell is wrong with some people?

Taking a dump in public in broad daylight (in your sodding dressing gown) but to then offer a sniff of your hand to your partner?

Those two must be into some kinky st (pun very much intended).

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
shakotan said:
The pompadour, its re-emergence is due to hipsters, but quickly migrated to coucil types, who added their own accoutrements, a-la the shaved patterns.

Quite trendy for a vicar.
Gods haircut.

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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In the heat today, taking your shirt off and carrying it to show your tattoos.

They think, COOL

Everyone else thinks, TOOL

Rick101

6,970 posts

151 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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SirSquidalot said:
Wearing a bikini in the river of a stately home.

An observation from a walk around the grounds of Chatsworth House on Sunday.
Doh. Missed this. You could have asked them to put a general announcement out.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
She let the flaps on her dressing gown drop back down and walked over to her boyfriend who smelt her hand.



Pure, 100% gold right there

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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It's the hand sniffing bit that really makes that story. Superb.
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