Annoying PH behaviours/phrases

Annoying PH behaviours/phrases

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zarjaz1991

3,480 posts

123 months

Wednesday 25th May 2016
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Referring to horsepower as "fire breathing horses".

zarjaz1991

3,480 posts

123 months

Wednesday 25th May 2016
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yonex said:
'Leptons'

banghead
Yes that irritates me too. Because, obviously, the Internet police are trawling the forum looking for speeding offences, and would be totally thrown by the use of that word and wouldn't realise what it meant.

We should try this technique in other contexts.

"I robbed a bank today. Got 10,000 spendons off the cashier"

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

54 months

Wednesday 25th May 2016
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swerni said:
DonkeyApple said:
longshot said:
The thing that annoys me the most on here and I really don't know why because I know it shouldn't is when a poster, for example let's say someone called Dave finishes each and every post he writes with 'Dave'.
It is a little informal. 'David' would be more appropriate prior to formal introductions. biggrin

I don't mind the adding of a name to be honest, I think it is very easy to misinterpret the manner in which someone types and I suspect the adding of a name makes a post less impersonal and possibly less likely to have its tone misconstrued?

Love

Beryl.
So?

The Moose
Or finish every post, no matter how harsh, with a smily, eg:


Oh look, they've found Maddie's headless corpse in the boot of Ant and Dec's car.





smile

stevesuk

1,345 posts

182 months

Wednesday 25th May 2016
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19 pages, I can't see a single mention of "hoon" yet smile

DonkeyApple

55,178 posts

169 months

Wednesday 25th May 2016
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OpulentBob said:
Or finish every post, no matter how harsh, with a smily, eg:


Oh look, they've found Maddie's headless corpse in the boot of Ant and Dec's car.





smile
But where is the line though? I tend to resort to smilies as I know I have a very blunt turn of phrase and a dry wit. I've learnt to use smilies on PH so as to try an minimise the offence caused to the myriad pre-ops that float around horrifically distressed, in between retail therapy bouts, at some of the very unfluffybunny turns of phrases used.

jogger1976

1,251 posts

126 months

Wednesday 25th May 2016
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The sheer amount of nastiness, intolerance, bile and hate displayed, tolerated and encouraged in NP&E

Nasty, sneering and petty snobbery across all forums

Launching into people and accusing them of being liars/fantasists/thick etc and when being proved wrong,either disappearing or digging your heels in and refusing to apologise

The fact that almost every topic about the Police quickly descends into an "us and them" slanging match between the usual suspects

Red Bull/frozen sausages/335d mapped/Wrist time, etc, etc, etc



Alucidnation

16,810 posts

170 months

Wednesday 25th May 2016
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"Am I mad?"

Monkeylegend

26,335 posts

231 months

Wednesday 25th May 2016
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Alucidnation said:
"Am I mad?"
No you are just having halucidnations.

wink

geeks

9,164 posts

139 months

Wednesday 25th May 2016
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zarjaz1991 said:
Yes that irritates me too. Because, obviously, the Internet police are trawling the forum looking for speeding offences, and would be totally thrown by the use of that word and wouldn't realise what it meant.

We should try this technique in other contexts.

"I robbed a bank today. Got 10,000 spendons off the cashier"
hehe spendons, sorry I rather like that one..

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Wednesday 25th May 2016
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Pedal, unless you are a child posting from your nursery you don't pedal a car.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

54 months

Wednesday 25th May 2016
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DonkeyApple said:
OpulentBob said:
Or finish every post, no matter how harsh, with a smily, eg:


Oh look, they've found Maddie's headless corpse in the boot of Ant and Dec's car.





smile
But where is the line though? I tend to resort to smilies as I know I have a very blunt turn of phrase and a dry wit. I've learnt to use smilies on PH so as to try an minimise the offence caused to the myriad pre-ops that float around horrifically distressed, in between retail therapy bouts, at some of the very unfluffybunny turns of phrases used.
rofl


AW111

9,674 posts

133 months

Wednesday 25th May 2016
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I find it tedious that a lot of posters (particularly on NP&E) pour abuse on anyone they see as a 'lefty', often on the most flimsy of grounds, ie the person they are sneering at had the temerity to disagree with them.

Also the blanket condemnation of 'lefties' as bitter, jealous, joyless idiots, and 'soft' as well *

Obviously some are, as are some right-wingers, anarchists, NF member, UKippers, etc., but it's a bit simple-minded to pigeonhole half the population that way.




  • 'soft' is not a term I would use to describe the Red Army (1940s version), the Viet Cong, and some very bloody-minded miners, among others.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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jogger1976 said:
The sheer amount of nastiness, intolerance, bile and hate displayed, tolerated and encouraged in NP&E

Nasty, sneering and petty snobbery across all forums

Launching into people and accusing them of being liars/fantasists/thick etc and when being proved wrong,either disappearing or digging your heels in and refusing to apologise

The fact that almost every topic about the Police quickly descends into an "us and them" slanging match between the usual suspects

Red Bull/frozen sausages/335d mapped/Wrist time, etc, etc, etc
I have to agree with all of the above, particularly the behaviour in NP&E. Plus the ability of some to work the EU referendum or BBC bias into almost any thread on NP&E is quite depressing (and seems indicative of a high degree of paranoia).

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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And lo, this morning the "Another migrant boat sinks" thread delivered:

"So let them try, let them sink, let the surviving ones be delivered back to Libya, so they can spread the word how many of their fellow economic migrants drowned.

Any sharks in that area ?"

The day NP&E excelled itself.

Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Europa1 said:
And lo, this morning the "Another migrant boat sinks" thread delivered:

"So let them try, let them sink, let the surviving ones be delivered back to Libya, so they can spread the word how many of their fellow economic migrants drowned.

Any sharks in that area ?"

The day NP&E excelled itself.
Which tt said that?

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Zod said:
Europa1 said:
And lo, this morning the "Another migrant boat sinks" thread delivered:

"So let them try, let them sink, let the surviving ones be delivered back to Libya, so they can spread the word how many of their fellow economic migrants drowned.

Any sharks in that area ?"

The day NP&E excelled itself.
Which tt said that?
Pop in and have a look. Some of the comments are staggering.

Lucas CAV

3,022 posts

219 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Zod said:
Europa1 said:
And lo, this morning the "Another migrant boat sinks" thread delivered:

"So let them try, let them sink, let the surviving ones be delivered back to Libya, so they can spread the word how many of their fellow economic migrants drowned.

Any sharks in that area ?"

The day NP&E excelled itself.
Which tt said that?
uk_vette said:
Axionknight said:
uk_vette said:
I do not see any point at all of any country having any ships what so ever in this area.

The quicker we all depart this area of sea, and make it known, then surly the thought of no rescue would go some way to stemming the flow.

If they drown, so be it.
Disagree, they are desperate and will try anyway.
So let them try, let them sink, let the surviving ones be delivered back to Libya, so they can spread the word how many of their fellow economic migrants drowned.

Any sharks in that area ?

valiant

10,183 posts

160 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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The Crack Fox said:
Lucas CAV said:
Zod said:
Europa1 said:
And lo, this morning the "Another migrant boat sinks" thread delivered:

"So let them try, let them sink, let the surviving ones be delivered back to Libya, so they can spread the word how many of their fellow economic migrants drowned.

Any sharks in that area ?"

The day NP&E excelled itself.
Which tt said that?
uk_vette said:
Axionknight said:
uk_vette said:
I do not see any point at all of any country having any ships what so ever in this area.

The quicker we all depart this area of sea, and make it known, then surly the thought of no rescue would go some way to stemming the flow.

If they drown, so be it.
Disagree, they are desperate and will try anyway.
So let them try, let them sink, let the surviving ones be delivered back to Libya, so they can spread the word how many of their fellow economic migrants drowned.

Any sharks in that area ?
That's just sad frown
Yep, looks like the 'Calais migrant' thread is making an unwelcome return.

Although I'm not sure if posters are posting deliberately provocative posts to get a reaction but with NP&E you can never be sure...

zarjaz1991

3,480 posts

123 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Now I'm generally anti-immigration, but hoping people drown or get eaten by sharks is just appalling.

Do such people think they sound clever?

Swanny87

1,265 posts

119 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Just bought a car I didn't test drive and didn't have a good gut feeling about. Can I reject it?


No. You. fking. Can't.