The House at the End of Town
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Every town and city has one or more of these: The House at the End of Town.
It sits on a large plot. Maybe one of several nondescript houses, often a dormer bungalow.
Renovation and extension work is never quite finished.
In a nearby field are piebald ponies and derelict tractors.
One or two car projects litter the front yard.
What features does your 'House at the End of Town" have?
It sits on a large plot. Maybe one of several nondescript houses, often a dormer bungalow.
Renovation and extension work is never quite finished.
In a nearby field are piebald ponies and derelict tractors.
One or two car projects litter the front yard.
What features does your 'House at the End of Town" have?
NailedOn said:
Every town and city has one or more of these: The House at the End of Town.
It sits on a large plot. Maybe one of several nondescript houses, often a dormer bungalow.
Renovation and extension work is never quite finished.
In a nearby field are piebald ponies and derelict tractors.
One or two car projects litter the front yard.
What features does your 'House at the End of Town" have?
Sounds like my next door neighbour apart from the large plot bit It sits on a large plot. Maybe one of several nondescript houses, often a dormer bungalow.
Renovation and extension work is never quite finished.
In a nearby field are piebald ponies and derelict tractors.
One or two car projects litter the front yard.
What features does your 'House at the End of Town" have?
One of the houses I go past has a collection of 1980s Jags and Daimlers. Mostly red, unless that's rust.
They are that Double Six model. None roadworthy. Maybe he thinks that if he buys enough of them, he will have one each of every working part.
He hasn't painted his house in the last 30/40 years but his neighbour's place is impeccable.
They are that Double Six model. None roadworthy. Maybe he thinks that if he buys enough of them, he will have one each of every working part.
He hasn't painted his house in the last 30/40 years but his neighbour's place is impeccable.
I'd never thought of this but OP is so right. We have one at the end of the village. The last house! Lots of large wooden shed outbuildings and various vehicles lying around. Wierdest bit is the outer wall of the house that faces the fields has an enormous photograph mural on it of a horse looking out of its pen. Must take a picture for this thread..
There's one at the other end of our village too.
It looks derelict/abandoned as the windows haven't been cleaned in for ever and the net curtains are the polar opposite of Persil fresh but I know someone lives there. Round the back is a large covered area, more like a huge car port than a garage with some automotive detritus stashed in it.
Always wanted a gander to see if there are any treasures.
It looks derelict/abandoned as the windows haven't been cleaned in for ever and the net curtains are the polar opposite of Persil fresh but I know someone lives there. Round the back is a large covered area, more like a huge car port than a garage with some automotive detritus stashed in it.
Always wanted a gander to see if there are any treasures.
Impasse said:
Who lives in a house like this
In number 69 there lives a transvestite
He's a man by day, but he's a woman at night
There's a man in number 4 who swears
He's Saddam Hussein
Says he's on a chore to start the
Third world war
They want to knock us down 'cause they think we're scumIn number 69 there lives a transvestite
He's a man by day, but he's a woman at night
There's a man in number 4 who swears
He's Saddam Hussein
Says he's on a chore to start the
Third world war
But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive
So you'd better come prepared 'cause they won't take us alive.
I'm the last house in my village (though only about 200yds from the next one) and the yard looks a little like this (the cars vary in quantity depending on who's about) There is a bonfire pile, lots of brambles and best of all only one neighbour (and his yard makes mine look like the Chelsea Flower Show).
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