Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

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MDMA .

8,898 posts

101 months

Tuesday 26th March
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ChevronB19 said:
Fore Left said:


whistle
That’s surely a photoshop? The whole thing does look ‘right’,m especially that the ‘Polite’ is 2 die,nsional with no marks where the seams on the van are? Or am I totally wrong and/or need a parrot?
It’s a photoshop. You can see them holding their camera up in the reflection! Will be a screen grab and the POLITE added. The letters are vertical and the van is on an angle.

Bonefish Blues

26,748 posts

223 months

Tuesday 26th March
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GeniusOfLove said:
naeteltaberdeen said:
These nasty little worms are exactly the sort of people who enjoyed grassing up their neighbors to the Stasi. I bet they're really missing the feeling of power they got in COVID when there was endless opportunity for boot licking and grassing.
I'm unfussed about these initiatives. Speeding through communities is antisocial, I see why it upsets people, who then form these groups.

And no I'm not biggrin

Fore Left

1,418 posts

182 months

Tuesday 26th March
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MDMA . said:
ChevronB19 said:
Fore Left said:


whistle
That’s surely a photoshop? The whole thing does look ‘right’,m especially that the ‘Polite’ is 2 die,nsional with no marks where the seams on the van are? Or am I totally wrong and/or need a parrot?
It’s a photoshop. You can see them holding their camera up in the reflection! Will be a screen grab and the POLITE added. The letters are vertical and the van is on an angle.
Yep. It's a 'shop. Camera reflection is not mine. I downloaded the image. Thought the whistle would give it away. Took a while though biggrin

vikingaero

10,335 posts

169 months

Wednesday 27th March
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Fore Left said:
MDMA . said:
ChevronB19 said:
Fore Left said:


whistle
That’s surely a photoshop? The whole thing does look ‘right’,m especially that the ‘Polite’ is 2 die,nsional with no marks where the seams on the van are? Or am I totally wrong and/or need a parrot?
It’s a photoshop. You can see them holding their camera up in the reflection! Will be a screen grab and the POLITE added. The letters are vertical and the van is on an angle.
Yep. It's a 'shop. Camera reflection is not mine. I downloaded the image. Thought the whistle would give it away. Took a while though biggrin
POLITE or not, something inside me wants to change the letters in DOG SECTION to GOD SECTION.

I do love the use of DOG SECTION as though they are the Dog Section part of a multi-billion pound security organisation, when in reality it's a bloke with bad hygiene and 2 Alsatians doing a job where he can sit in his van and not have to move.

CardinalBlue

839 posts

77 months

Wednesday 27th March
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vikingaero said:
POLITE or not, something inside me wants to change the letters in DOG SECTION to GOD SECTION.

I do love the use of DOG SECTION as though they are the Dog Section part of a multi-billion pound security organisation, when in reality it's a bloke with bad hygiene and 2 Alsatians doing a job where he can sit in his van and not have to move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPjfGO3bxPM

Countdown

39,897 posts

196 months

Wednesday 27th March
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Muddle238 said:
The Gauge said:
hidetheelephants said:
forsure said:
Spotted one on my way through Aylesbury last weekend.

What looked like a Police motorcyclist stopped at the side of the road. Big white bike, panniers, fairing etc. Rider had all the authentic looking gear on - but, on the back of his hi-viz the word 'POLITE'
That's not walty, doing anything that makes motorists pay attention to a motorcyclist is common sense.
Yes it it Walty, it's the absolute ultimate in Walt, trying to imitate a police officer when he's not one. The POLITE vest wearers are hated by other bikers, and understandably so.
Indeed, anyone wearing POLITE is an imbecile for doing so. It's blatently trying to appear on first glance as if they're some form of authority, but using the excuse to justify the whole charade that they're not because one letter is different, and that somehow excuses how virtualy everything else is identical to a police biker; the white bike with chevrons on the panniers, the white helmet, the white/blue battenburg on the yellow hi-vis waistline and the blue background to the POLITE lettering.

The correct course of action if anyone spots a POLITE biker is to wait for them to pull over for a piss, then politely drop a match in their petrol tank.
I genuinely don't understand the hatred for people who have "POLITE" written on their outfits. So what if they've got POLITE on the back of their hi-viz? What difference has it made to you?

Southerner

1,410 posts

52 months

Wednesday 27th March
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Countdown said:
I genuinely don't understand the hatred for people who have "POLITE" written on their outfits. So what if they've got POLITE on the back of their hi-viz? What difference has it made to you?
Quite obviously, the fact that they are intentionally designed to be deceptive and have the appearance of a person dressed in POLICE uniform, hence why they just happen to also have white/blue battenberg markings as well as the same green base colour that police hi-viz uses (yes, I realise it’s a common colour but others are available which would make ‘polite’ people very obviously distinct from people who enforce the law. People behave differently around the police, and walts & other assorted morons have no business going around just about on the legal side of impersonating them.

The fact that the two words are very similar in spelling and appearance is a happy coincidence for the walts who make and buy this stuff.

PM3

706 posts

60 months

Saturday 30th March
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Jordie Barretts sock

4,111 posts

19 months

Saturday 30th March
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The Dutch are generally a polite bunch especially to their police force. biggrin

98elise

26,601 posts

161 months

Saturday 30th March
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Southerner said:
Countdown said:
I genuinely don't understand the hatred for people who have "POLITE" written on their outfits. So what if they've got POLITE on the back of their hi-viz? What difference has it made to you?
Quite obviously, the fact that they are intentionally designed to be deceptive and have the appearance of a person dressed in POLICE uniform, hence why they just happen to also have white/blue battenberg markings as well as the same green base colour that police hi-viz uses (yes, I realise it’s a common colour but others are available which would make ‘polite’ people very obviously distinct from people who enforce the law. People behave differently around the police, and walts & other assorted morons have no business going around just about on the legal side of impersonating them.

The fact that the two words are very similar in spelling and appearance is a happy coincidence for the walts who make and buy this stuff.
Exactly, and it results the complete opposite of what the wearer wants.

Kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Saturday 30th March
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
The Dutch are generally a polite bunch especially to their police force. biggrin
Not surprising when they dress like heavily armed robots!

jdw100

4,118 posts

164 months

Monday 1st April
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Kowalski655 said:
Jordie Barretts sock said:
The Dutch are generally a polite bunch especially to their police force. biggrin
Not surprising when they dress like heavily armed robots!
Skinny jeans and white trainers must be standard issue.

Paul Dishman

4,704 posts

237 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Northamptonshire’s Chief Walt referred to CPS

Chief Constable Nick Adderley medal evidence passed to prosecutors https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptons...

CoolHands

18,639 posts

195 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Has been claiming some kind of disability then? He’d better get the dole poles ready for the cameras…

Starfighter

4,927 posts

178 months

Thursday 11th April
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I can see a case for religious discrimination. Some of the other Walt groups must see him as some sort of god.

DonkeyApple

55,298 posts

169 months

Thursday 11th April
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
The Dutch are generally a polite bunch especially to their police force. biggrin
https://youtu.be/IRfluaMKoOY?si=YbjOP8ve6KpowgJ2

GIYess

1,321 posts

101 months

Thursday 11th April
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Have a older fella in work who does bouncer round local places/events. He's always full of big stories. I quite enjoy them as they are entertaining but they are quite sensational.
Every time he starts a story and someone new is in another boy pipes up in good nature banter "now I'm just warning you, this could be a lie."

It never stops him though he just keep telling the stories

GeniusOfLove

1,351 posts

12 months

Thursday 11th April
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GIYess said:
Have a older fella in work who does bouncer round local places/events. He's always full of big stories. I quite enjoy them as they are entertaining but they are quite sensational.
Every time he starts a story and someone new is in another boy pipes up in good nature banter "now I'm just warning you, this could be a lie."

It never stops him though he just keep telling the stories
There is a chasm of difference between a tall tale to entertain and the self-aggrandizing boring horse st that Walts spout to big themselves up I think.

One you can listen to and laugh and it's often tongue in cheek from the storyteller and the audience are in on it, the other all you can do is smile and nod until can get away from the tedious fool. I worked with a bloke who could easily have been the 1st and had it in him to tell a great story, but had to put a bit of walt-esque crap about his own John Wick black belt ninja special forces Jack Reacher magnificence and it ruined the whole thing.

naeteltaberdeen

22 posts

92 months

Friday 12th April
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I worked with a bloke very similar. He always began a story with "een, o my mates" a story which was super far fetched and eleven a reefed the former story. 40 year old virgin that still lived with his parents and extremely immature. Not a nasty person by any means but a bit of a bell end?

Kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Monday 15th April
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At the weekend then Riverside Museum in glasthad a display of fire engines outside, some really old, and quite a few newer ones that kids could sit in. Extremely popular.
Sunday, someone brings a WW2 Willy's Jeep to park next to them and for kids to sit in.
I've no idea why, it's not fire related at all, he may have been invited,or just turned up, I don't know, but it was just so incongruous.
At least the bloke with it wasn't in uniform