Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...
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jdw100 said:
Crossflow Kid said:
Duhhhhhhh!
It's "Send DZ, over"
Day 1 stuff.
Evening, Chameleon Foxglove Kennel.It's "Send DZ, over"
Day 1 stuff.
Made a fool of myself again, demoted for sure.
Joop Dingo Watermelon 100......very much down and out.
Everyone makes mitsakes, don't be too hard on yourself. We're a team here don't forget and that's what separates us from mere civvies. They just don't understand the bond, the camaraderie, the brotherhood
Remember our motto: "Leave no Frontera behind, even if it is only fit for scrap or eBay"
Treat yourself to a new hi-vi and put it behind you.
Chisel Flowerpot Kickboxer in, out, shake it all about.
I followed this, this morning. My son took the photo as he was as bemused as me.
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"Working dogs in transit" not only in Engliish, but French too!
I often carry "working humans" in my car, does that call for some stickers?
The observant among you will notice the amber beacon inside the car :-o.
Mounted above the rear seat it totally obscured the internal rear view mirro!
Pity the driver wasn't more observant otherwise he would have noticed that his brake lights weren't working.......
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"Working dogs in transit" not only in Engliish, but French too!
I often carry "working humans" in my car, does that call for some stickers?
The observant among you will notice the amber beacon inside the car :-o.
Mounted above the rear seat it totally obscured the internal rear view mirro!
Pity the driver wasn't more observant otherwise he would have noticed that his brake lights weren't working.......
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Edited by wobert on Saturday 20th August 20:24
Edited by wobert on Saturday 20th August 20:28
Crossflow Kid said:
Ahoy there Jindvik Daschund Walt Ten-squared.
Everyone makes mitsakes, don't be too hard on yourself. We're a team here don't forget and that's what separates us from mere civvies. They just don't understand the bond, the camaraderie, the brotherhood
Remember our motto: "Leave no Frontera behind, even if it is only fit for scrap or eBay"
Treat yourself to a new hi-vi and put it behind you.
Chisel Flowerpot Kickboxer in, out, shake it all about.
Calling Chocolate Fairy Kraken. Calling Chocolate Fairy Kraken.Everyone makes mitsakes, don't be too hard on yourself. We're a team here don't forget and that's what separates us from mere civvies. They just don't understand the bond, the camaraderie, the brotherhood
Remember our motto: "Leave no Frontera behind, even if it is only fit for scrap or eBay"
Treat yourself to a new hi-vi and put it behind you.
Chisel Flowerpot Kickboxer in, out, shake it all about.
Inspiring words!
I haven't read anything that moving since the famous 'Sleeping with one eye on the phone' speech. I believe that is now a standard text at school for all children to study. Some say it is pure poetry, others that it eclipses the Churchill 'Fight them on the beaches' speech. I know that many people around the world have begun have sober and friendless Christmases in honour of the North West 4x4 Cowboy....
In any case I can only say that; I, Jingle Dingle Winkle 100, will remember your kind words.
Blinking back the tears and ending transmission.....out.
Edited by jdw100 on Sunday 21st August 03:46
jdw100 said:
Crossflow Kid said:
Ahoy there Jindvik Daschund Walt Ten-squared.
Everyone makes mitsakes, don't be too hard on yourself. We're a team here don't forget and that's what separates us from mere civvies. They just don't understand the bond, the camaraderie, the brotherhood
Remember our motto: "Leave no Frontera behind, even if it is only fit for scrap or eBay"
Treat yourself to a new hi-vi and put it behind you.
Chisel Flowerpot Kickboxer in, out, shake it all about.
Calling Chocolate Fairy Kraken. Calling Chocolate Fairy Kraken.Everyone makes mitsakes, don't be too hard on yourself. We're a team here don't forget and that's what separates us from mere civvies. They just don't understand the bond, the camaraderie, the brotherhood
Remember our motto: "Leave no Frontera behind, even if it is only fit for scrap or eBay"
Treat yourself to a new hi-vi and put it behind you.
Chisel Flowerpot Kickboxer in, out, shake it all about.
Inspiring words!
I haven't read anything that moving since the famous 'Sleeping with one eye on the phone' speech. I believe that is now a standard text at school for all children to study. Some say it is pure poetry, others that it eclipses the Churchill 'Fight them on the beaches' speech. I know that many people around the world have begun have sober and friendless Christmases in honour of the North West 4x4 Cowboy....
In any case I can only say that; I, Jingle Dingle Winkle 100, will remember your kind words.
Blinking back the tears and ending transmission.....out.
Edited by jdw100 on Sunday 21st August 03:46
king inspirational they could play it over the tannoy at the Monster Truck shows to get the St Johns Ambulance boys motivated!Crossflow Kid said:
"Show dogs in transit" is another one.
Whenever I see that I just think "So what?"
I always give a long beep of the horn when I pass cars with those stickers to show I've acknowledged their warning stickers.Whenever I see that I just think "So what?"
The dogs love it as they start jumping around the back and the driver always waves with one or two fingers as is the way in dog circles. Sometimes they gesture for me to pull over and have coffee but I never have the time. At least that's what I think they mean...
Charlie Banana Hatstand out.
Right, been saving this one and need to out myself.
I'm actually a deputized member of the Gray County Militia in Pampa Texas.
I've so far avoided going on maneuvers with them but apparently, if called upon, I need to get all camo'd up, ride around in a huge 4x4, wave lots of guns around and hunt down, er, probably "Turrorists", Mexicans, Hillary supporters or zombies whilst chewing baccy, which as we all know, makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Got a badge & card & everything
I'll post a picture of it when I get back next week.
Bongo, donut, milkshake, go large y'all.
I'm actually a deputized member of the Gray County Militia in Pampa Texas.
I've so far avoided going on maneuvers with them but apparently, if called upon, I need to get all camo'd up, ride around in a huge 4x4, wave lots of guns around and hunt down, er, probably "Turrorists", Mexicans, Hillary supporters or zombies whilst chewing baccy, which as we all know, makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Got a badge & card & everything
I'll post a picture of it when I get back next week.Bongo, donut, milkshake, go large y'all.
HD Adam said:
Right, been saving this one and need to out myself.
I'm actually a deputized member of the Gray County Militia in Pampa Texas.
I've so far avoided going on maneuvers with them but apparently, if called upon, I need to get all camo'd up, ride around in a huge 4x4, wave lots of guns around and hunt down, er, probably "Turrorists", Mexicans, Hillary supporters or zombies whilst chewing baccy, which as we all know, makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Got a badge & card & everything I'll post a picture of it when I get back next week.
Bongo, donut, milkshake, go large y'all.
You are 5ohmustang and I claim my five pounds.I'm actually a deputized member of the Gray County Militia in Pampa Texas.
I've so far avoided going on maneuvers with them but apparently, if called upon, I need to get all camo'd up, ride around in a huge 4x4, wave lots of guns around and hunt down, er, probably "Turrorists", Mexicans, Hillary supporters or zombies whilst chewing baccy, which as we all know, makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Got a badge & card & everything
I'll post a picture of it when I get back next week.Bongo, donut, milkshake, go large y'all.
valiant said:
HD Adam said:
Right, been saving this one and need to out myself.
I'm actually a deputized member of the Gray County Militia in Pampa Texas.
I've so far avoided going on maneuvers with them but apparently, if called upon, I need to get all camo'd up, ride around in a huge 4x4, wave lots of guns around and hunt down, er, probably "Turrorists", Mexicans, Hillary supporters or zombies whilst chewing baccy, which as we all know, makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Got a badge & card & everything I'll post a picture of it when I get back next week.
Bongo, donut, milkshake, go large y'all.
You are 5ohmustang and I claim my five pounds.I'm actually a deputized member of the Gray County Militia in Pampa Texas.
I've so far avoided going on maneuvers with them but apparently, if called upon, I need to get all camo'd up, ride around in a huge 4x4, wave lots of guns around and hunt down, er, probably "Turrorists", Mexicans, Hillary supporters or zombies whilst chewing baccy, which as we all know, makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Got a badge & card & everything
I'll post a picture of it when I get back next week.Bongo, donut, milkshake, go large y'all.
You'll have to sleep with one eye open and have your 4x4 on standby for a rapid exfil just in case now!
Turpentine Aphid Nesquick Gruntpig Ocelot One Three oot!
HD Adam said:
I've so far avoided going on maneuvers with them but apparently, if called upon, I need to get all camo'd up, ride around in a huge 4x4, wave lots of guns around and hunt down, er, probably "Turrorists", Mexicans, Hillary supporters or zombies whilst chewing baccy, which as we all know, makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus.
I smell a rat, because what you should be saying is:I'm currently held at RS24+ but apparently, if called upon, I need to go tactical, deploy by AFV adopting a hostile stance and engage in Seek & Destroy ops against, er, multiple threats whilst chewing baccy which, as we all know, makes you A1G1Z1 should any passing Splitters fancy a bit of Zulu Alpha.
ETA:
Chocolate Frothing Kitten, out.
Crossflow Kid said:
HD Adam said:
I've so far avoided going on maneuvers with them but apparently, if called upon, I need to get all camo'd up, ride around in a huge 4x4, wave lots of guns around and hunt down, er, probably "Turrorists", Mexicans, Hillary supporters or zombies whilst chewing baccy, which as we all know, makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus.
I smell a rat, because what you should be saying is:I'm currently held at RS24+ but apparently, if called upon, I need to go tactical, deploy by AFV adopting a hostile stance and engage in Seek & Destroy ops against, er, multiple threats whilst chewing baccy which, as we all know, makes you A1G1Z1 should any passing Splitters fancy a bit of Zulu Alpha.
ETA:
Chocolate Frothing Kitten, out.
Just don't fancy a friendly fire incident or more likely, being bummed in the woods "deliverance stylee"
Banjo Banjo squealy pig over!
And who do you think then has to stay awake once the 4x4 rapid response team are deployed, we count them out and we count them back in... The frontline guys get the glory but it's the back room team on the radios, checking gps positions, updating Twitter feeds and coordinating the RRVs (Rapid Response Vehicles) that are the real heroes, we just prefer to remain anonymous. I don't even have a 4x4 so I can't be deployed to the frontline, that's real commitment.... I
Here was me hastily making my way to an emergency in days gone by - a dog had been reported as being off a leash on a local footpath when the local bylaw clearly states the requirements in the relevant passages of Section 2A, note 123.665 subsection Walter.
Unfortunately an old war wound has meant I've had to give up driving on the front line, so these days I have to offer so called 'Back-Seat' support from base (the spare bedroom). But it's still a valuable, (if at times thankless), role.
Roger, Out.
Unfortunately an old war wound has meant I've had to give up driving on the front line, so these days I have to offer so called 'Back-Seat' support from base (the spare bedroom). But it's still a valuable, (if at times thankless), role.
Roger, Out.
Tango13 said:
I know this is the lounge where a bit of piss taking is to be expected but to accuse someone of being 5ohmustang is a bit beyond the pale.
You'll have to sleep with one eye open and have your 4x4 on standby for a rapid exfil just in case now!
Turpentine Aphid Nesquick Gruntpig Ocelot One Three oot!
You sound like a goddam oath-breaker to me!You'll have to sleep with one eye open and have your 4x4 on standby for a rapid exfil just in case now!
Turpentine Aphid Nesquick Gruntpig Ocelot One Three oot!
You make me sick with your liberal attitudes.
I'm a firm believer that people expecting 4x4 rescue/extraction should only he assisted if they have the proper insurance.
That known Muslim and Kenyan born traitor Obama wants to give free 4x4 rescues to every illegal immigrant in my beautiful adopted country - he's an oath breaker!
We need to arm ourselves (more than we already are, if that's actually feasible) and take on those that want free Assustance with freeing their cars from mud at a major event! That's real freedom right there, not giving free assistance to those in need....
Am I doing this right?
HD Adam said:
Right, been saving this one and need to out myself.
I'm actually a deputized member of the Gray County Militia in Pampa Texas.
I've so far avoided going on maneuvers with them but apparently, if called upon, I need to get all camo'd up, ride around in a huge 4x4, wave lots of guns around and hunt down, er, probably "Turrorists", Mexicans, Hillary supporters or zombies whilst chewing baccy, which as we all know, makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Got a badge & card & everything I'll post a picture of it when I get back next week.
Bongo, donut, milkshake, go large y'all.
By them, do you mean THEM? If so, what colour is the boat house in Hereford Texas?I'm actually a deputized member of the Gray County Militia in Pampa Texas.
I've so far avoided going on maneuvers with them but apparently, if called upon, I need to get all camo'd up, ride around in a huge 4x4, wave lots of guns around and hunt down, er, probably "Turrorists", Mexicans, Hillary supporters or zombies whilst chewing baccy, which as we all know, makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Got a badge & card & everything
I'll post a picture of it when I get back next week.Bongo, donut, milkshake, go large y'all.
Twix Wembley Alan Twix Three Strikes and I'm Out.
Out on my mountain bike in local woodland yesterday, and I found their training camp...
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3354791,-0.89234...
...Fort Walter* - and those open areas were chockers with older hatchbacks and six-man tents. The atmosphere was dripping with the scent of unwashed bodies, and I swear I could hear the sound of "Dueling Banjos" drifting out of their 'headquarters' (which looked like equal parts shanty town and extreme fly-tipping). I didn't stay too long, as the sign said...
...airsoft. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid!
*I may have made that name up...
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3354791,-0.89234...
...Fort Walter* - and those open areas were chockers with older hatchbacks and six-man tents. The atmosphere was dripping with the scent of unwashed bodies, and I swear I could hear the sound of "Dueling Banjos" drifting out of their 'headquarters' (which looked like equal parts shanty town and extreme fly-tipping). I didn't stay too long, as the sign said...
...airsoft. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid!
*I may have made that name up...
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