Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

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Tango13

8,419 posts

176 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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jdw100 said:
Tango13 said:
I know this is the lounge where a bit of piss taking is to be expected but to accuse someone of being 5ohmustang is a bit beyond the pale.

You'll have to sleep with one eye open and have your 4x4 on standby for a rapid exfil just in case now!

Turpentine Aphid Nesquick Gruntpig Ocelot One Three oot!
You sound like a goddam oath-breaker to me!

You make me sick with your liberal attitudes.

I'm a firm believer that people expecting 4x4 rescue/extraction should only he assisted if they have the proper insurance.

That known Muslim and Kenyan born traitor Obama wants to give free 4x4 rescues to every illegal immigrant in my beautiful adopted country - he's an oath breaker!

We need to arm ourselves (more than we already are, if that's actually feasible) and take on those that want free Assustance with freeing their cars from mud at a major event! That's real freedom right there, not giving free assistance to those in need....

Am I doing this right?
Liberal? Some of my ancestors thought Attila the Hun was a bit of a lefty and Gengis Kahn was a wishy washy pussy with his foreign policies!

Anyone lacking the correct 4x4 assistance insurance is obviously a subversive traitor yes

Time to break out the laser designator for the airstrikes...

HD Adam

5,145 posts

184 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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DMN said:
HD Adam said:
Right, been saving this one and need to out myself.

I'm actually a deputized member of the Gray County Militia in Pampa Texas.

I've so far avoided going on maneuvers with them but apparently, if called upon, I need to get all camo'd up, ride around in a huge 4x4, wave lots of guns around and hunt down, er, probably "Turrorists", Mexicans, Hillary supporters or zombies whilst chewing baccy, which as we all know, makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus.

Got a badge & card & everything biggrin I'll post a picture of it when I get back next week.

Bongo, donut, milkshake, go large y'all.
By them, do you mean THEM? If so, what colour is the boat house in Hereford Texas?

Twix Wembley Alan Twix Three Strikes and I'm Out.
Camo with a giant Confederate flag in the middle. silly

Mungo Jerry Summer Out

Rangeroverover

1,523 posts

111 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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ClaphamGT3 said:
Yes, growing up in deepest Norfolk, all those things were done. The approach was called "rural life" and the organisation was called "the community". It didn't need a bunch of Walts in hi viz to happen.
This is exactly why I joined Norfolk Mountain Rescue

https://www.facebook.com/Norfolk-Mountain-Rescue-T...



Digga

40,293 posts

283 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Rangeroverover said:
This is exactly why I joined Norfolk Mountain Rescue

https://www.facebook.com/Norfolk-Mountain-Rescue-T...
rofl

kowalski655

14,631 posts

143 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Rangeroverover said:
This is exactly why I joined Norfolk Mountain Rescue

https://www.facebook.com/Norfolk-Mountain-Rescue-T...
biggrin
V good, but what the fk is this?:
https://www.facebook.com/251799371566481/photos/pb...
(NSFW!)
1 for the council thread maybe

ApOrbital

9,956 posts

118 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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laugh

ReaperCushions

5,997 posts

184 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Has to be run by a PHr?

"Our 24hr emergency team were called out at 1am yesterday.
A man had got stuck on some cliffs overlooking the sea.
He refused to move.
At 4.30 am Dougie realised it was a scarecrow, so we were stood down.
Thats why we are here.
When everyone else is in bed.
We are up and at em,"

ThunderGuts

12,230 posts

194 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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ReaperCushions said:
Has to be run by a PHr?

"Our 24hr emergency team were called out at 1am yesterday.
A man had got stuck on some cliffs overlooking the sea.
He refused to move.
At 4.30 am Dougie realised it was a scarecrow, so we were stood down.
Thats why we are here.
When everyone else is in bed.
We are up and at em,"
Oh, you know who!!!

alfie2244

11,292 posts

188 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Rangeroverover said:
This is exactly why I joined Norfolk Mountain Rescue

https://www.facebook.com/Norfolk-Mountain-Rescue-T...
Thanks for the best giggle I've had today rofl

deadtom

2,557 posts

165 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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yellowjack said:
He's no merkin. Not using words like 'Ally' and 'feck'. What does 'ally' even mean? I must've heard it a billion times while I was in the army, but even then it was only ever used by a select, and very 'cliquey' group. 25 years in, and I still don't know what it bloody-well means!
I have heard that it's from ALI: Airborne Light Infantry. The implication being that the ALI have the best kit and do cool stuff like jump out of aeroplanes

jdw100

4,101 posts

164 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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ThunderGuts said:
ReaperCushions said:
Has to be run by a PHr?

"Our 24hr emergency team were called out at 1am yesterday.
A man had got stuck on some cliffs overlooking the sea.
He refused to move.
At 4.30 am Dougie realised it was a scarecrow, so we were stood down.
Thats why we are here.
When everyone else is in bed.
We are up and at em,"
Oh, you know who!!!
Let me have a guess.......does his name begin with che and end with aos?

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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jdw100 said:
ThunderGuts said:
ReaperCushions said:
Has to be run by a PHr?

"Our 24hr emergency team were called out at 1am yesterday.
A man had got stuck on some cliffs overlooking the sea.
He refused to move.
At 4.30 am Dougie realised it was a scarecrow, so we were stood down.
Thats why we are here.
When everyone else is in bed.
We are up and at em,"
Oh, you know who!!!
Let me have a guess.......does his name begin with che and end with aos?
hehe

Digga

40,293 posts

283 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Superb spoof FB page. Very amusing.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Can someone screenshot it please? Don't have FB and it's blocked here at work anyway...

jdw100

4,101 posts

164 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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kowalski655 said:
biggrin
V good, but what the fk is this?:
https://www.facebook.com/251799371566481/photos/pb...
(NSFW!)
1 for the council thread maybe
why? Why would you post that? Why?

Whhyyyyyyyyy!!!!???


kowalski655

14,631 posts

143 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Well,Im sure DogStar will appreciate it biggrin

getmecoat

Some Gump

12,687 posts

186 months

Monday 12th September 2016
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glol.

PH's gunniest gunner just found the gun thread.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Opening line " I never came across this post before"
I read that as "I just came over this thread"...

EggsBenedict

1,770 posts

174 months

jdw100

4,101 posts

164 months

Tuesday 13th September 2016
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Some Gump said:
glol.

PH's gunniest gunner just found the gun thread.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Opening line " I never came across this post before"
I read that as "I just came over this thread"...
Firstly, hurrah for bumping this thread back up!

Secondly; nice spot re 50OHM posting photos of lots of bullets....!

I hope you are the kind of man who can defend his family, because one of these bullets (look at my bullets!! Look at them!!So shiny and all bullety) probably has your name on it now.

Ramp up your opsec and strap on your ankle holster - that's my advice....

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Tuesday 13th September 2016
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I thought this thread had gone deep cover whilst I was on manoeuvres in potentially hostile territory. Glad it has made a comeback.

Hope everyone is well