Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...
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Shakermaker said:
I thought this thread had gone deep cover whilst I was on manoeuvres in potentially hostile territory. Glad it has made a comeback.
Hope everyone is well
We are back in business.....hi-viz velcroed up, multi-tool holstered, mum has made me sandwiches and a flask of weak lemon drink.Hope everyone is well
What major event are we deploying to?
This thread ain't over, over!
jdw100 said:
Shakermaker said:
I thought this thread had gone deep cover whilst I was on manoeuvres in potentially hostile territory. Glad it has made a comeback.
Hope everyone is well
We are back in business.....hi-viz velcroed up, multi-tool holstered, mum has made me sandwiches and a flask of weak lemon drink.Hope everyone is well
What major event are we deploying to?
This thread ain't over, over!
The locals in your province are in desparate need of hi visibility gear, safety boots, protective helmets and a copy of The Highway Code.
I saw, what else a stickered up- zafira yesterday. It was covered in RAYNET stickers- in hi glow, yellow and orange.
Bloody great aerials on the roof twanging around.
I thought of you all, but I also nodded with respect to the driver who I know to be giving tireless hours ensuring attendees at local galas can be guided by an expert crew in full comms contact when parking their cars in empty fields.
Roger Rabbit, over and out there.
Bloody great aerials on the roof twanging around.
I thought of you all, but I also nodded with respect to the driver who I know to be giving tireless hours ensuring attendees at local galas can be guided by an expert crew in full comms contact when parking their cars in empty fields.
Roger Rabbit, over and out there.
AndySheff said:
Brilliant !
Those preppers are top Walts. They even have their own retail outlets: http://www.preppersshop.co.uk/crikey.
DonkeyApple said:
I visited a website 5oh's profile originally linked to and gave them a gmail address. That address now gets vast amounts of very heavy right wing propaganda and erectile dysfunction spam.
Care to fess up what were you buying, sorry tooling up with? Survivalist gear? 
Digga said:
DonkeyApple said:
I visited a website 5oh's profile originally linked to and gave them a gmail address. That address now gets vast amounts of very heavy right wing propaganda and erectile dysfunction spam.
Care to fess up what were you buying, sorry tooling up with? Survivalist gear? 
k Cage, obviously. But they don't serve pussified males. 
DonkeyApple said:
I visited a website 5oh's profile originally linked to and gave them a gmail address. That address now gets vast amounts of very heavy right wing propaganda and erectile dysfunction spam.
To be fair, I'm not sure he cares about either. My email box gets all the ED stuff too, but it goes straight to junk, and since from 5Oh he already appears to be very much a right-wing kind of guy, what's the concern for him on that front?I consider this a fairly weak effort. Please report to the Gold Commander at HQ Ops Centre (the marquee next to the beer tent) with your clipboard and hi vis, and complete a mandatory session of directing Joe Public to the car park as penance.
5ohmustang said:
DonkeyApple said:
I visited a website 5oh's profile originally linked to and gave them a gmail address. That address now gets vast amounts of very heavy right wing propaganda and erectile dysfunction spam.
Ask me how many fks I give that you're a pussified male.Besides, I've met Max Mosely and after a tequila Friday I once wasn't able to get the old chap to attention. Surely that makes me eligible to run around with guns preparing to murder people who don't fit my personal opinion of a master race?
5ohmustang said:
DonkeyApple said:
I would but I suspect you might not be able to count high enough?
Besides, I've met Max Mosely and after a tequila Friday I once wasn't able to get the old chap to attention. Surely that makes me eligible to run around with guns preparing to murder people who don't fit my personal opinion of a master race?
Wah wah wah? I don't count in libtard.Besides, I've met Max Mosely and after a tequila Friday I once wasn't able to get the old chap to attention. Surely that makes me eligible to run around with guns preparing to murder people who don't fit my personal opinion of a master race?
Shakermaker said:
To be fair, I'm not sure he cares about either. My email box gets all the ED stuff too, but it goes straight to junk, and since from 5Oh he already appears to be very much a right-wing kind of guy, what's the concern for him on that front?
I consider this a fairly weak effort. Please report to the Gold Commander at HQ Ops Centre (the marquee next to the beer tent) with your clipboard and hi vis, and complete a mandatory session of directing Joe Public to the car park as penance.
OK, but Big Marge from the cake and tea stall has just asked me to nip down to the shop for some milk and I'm busy fitting the snorkel and flashing lights to the monster truck as someone reported a puddle on the road. It's possible I may have to rescue people while there. I consider this a fairly weak effort. Please report to the Gold Commander at HQ Ops Centre (the marquee next to the beer tent) with your clipboard and hi vis, and complete a mandatory session of directing Joe Public to the car park as penance.
DonkeyApple said:
Shakermaker said:
To be fair, I'm not sure he cares about either. My email box gets all the ED stuff too, but it goes straight to junk, and since from 5Oh he already appears to be very much a right-wing kind of guy, what's the concern for him on that front?
I consider this a fairly weak effort. Please report to the Gold Commander at HQ Ops Centre (the marquee next to the beer tent) with your clipboard and hi vis, and complete a mandatory session of directing Joe Public to the car park as penance.
OK, but Big Marge from the cake and tea stall has just asked me to nip down to the shop for some milk and I'm busy fitting the snorkel and flashing lights to the monster truck as someone reported a puddle on the road. It's possible I may have to rescue people while there. I consider this a fairly weak effort. Please report to the Gold Commander at HQ Ops Centre (the marquee next to the beer tent) with your clipboard and hi vis, and complete a mandatory session of directing Joe Public to the car park as penance.
I'll have a rummage around the Bric-a-Brac to see if I can turn up a Faraday w
k cage.I think you will find that Big Marge is only a Bronze Level, whereas I am clearly a Silver and therefore I outrank her. You have not been officially deployed, and I must now insist on finding a considerably less convenient way for the milk to get collected which jeopardises all other activities from proceeding smoothly because this will become The Big Issue of the day.
Shakermaker said:
You live in the potentially hostile zone I was referring to... we need an RVP near your location and a clear DZ.
The locals in your province are in desparate need of hi visibility gear, safety boots, protective helmets and a copy of The Highway Code.
Roger that Sierra Mike.The locals in your province are in desparate need of hi visibility gear, safety boots, protective helmets and a copy of The Highway Code.
We need an airdrop of essential supplies ASAP!
35 Hercules loads of Hi-Viz and clipboards would be a good start....
HALO drop by Emergency 4X4 operators commencing at 04:00.
Ovah.
jdw100 said:
Shakermaker said:
You live in the potentially hostile zone I was referring to... we need an RVP near your location and a clear DZ.
The locals in your province are in desparate need of hi visibility gear, safety boots, protective helmets and a copy of The Highway Code.
Roger that Sierra Mike.The locals in your province are in desparate need of hi visibility gear, safety boots, protective helmets and a copy of The Highway Code.
We need an airdrop of essential supplies ASAP!
35 Hercules loads of Hi-Viz and clipboards would be a good start....
HALO drop by Emergency 4X4 operators commencing at 04:00.
Ovah.
5ohmustang said:
DonkeyApple said:
I visited a website 5oh's profile originally linked to and gave them a gmail address. That address now gets vast amounts of very heavy right wing propaganda and erectile dysfunction spam.
Ask me how many fks I give that you're a pussified male.Don't bottle it up.
Digga said:
jdw100 said:
Shakermaker said:
You live in the potentially hostile zone I was referring to... we need an RVP near your location and a clear DZ.
The locals in your province are in desparate need of hi visibility gear, safety boots, protective helmets and a copy of The Highway Code.
Roger that Sierra Mike.The locals in your province are in desparate need of hi visibility gear, safety boots, protective helmets and a copy of The Highway Code.
We need an airdrop of essential supplies ASAP!
35 Hercules loads of Hi-Viz and clipboards would be a good start....
HALO drop by Emergency 4X4 operators commencing at 04:00.
Ovah.
OR a Magnum, but you will have to wait until i have completed my deployment and rendevoued at the Automated ATM Machine byu the entrance before i can re-supply the luxury items kitty.
Just watched that British prepper bloke, I thought prepping was just for nutcase Americans who had wk fantasies about the commies invading their hometown like Red Dawn or Obama taking their guns away, at least I know now in the event of a global apocalypse I can just use force and take matey's stocked up landcruiser off him instead of prepping.
k fantasies about the commies invading their hometown like Red Dawn or Obama taking their guns away, at least I know now in the event of a global apocalypse I can just use force and take matey's stocked up landcruiser off him instead of prepping.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff