Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

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jdw100

4,126 posts

165 months

Saturday 4th February 2017
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If you zoom in on upstairs window you can see CC looking down at his fleet, clutching a glass of weak lemon squash and polishing his leatherman belt holster.

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 4th February 2017
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Remove the light bar and stupid graphics and that's cooler than the other side of the pillow, ergo would never be owned by CC

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Saturday 4th February 2017
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Jimmy Recard said:
'Highway Patrol', Broderick Crawford,( put out an APB, 10/4), ITV Sunday nights late 50's early 60's. Followed by 'The Beverly Hillbillies'.


Edited by nonsequitur on Saturday 4th February 19:55

straight dad

454 posts

158 months

Saturday 4th February 2017
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Noticed a fully specked up walt mobile on its side yesterday having lost it on some extreme terrain (acctually the slip road of junction 4 M58.)

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 4th February 2017
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Cowboy hat, ready to go.

Dave has his pipe rack filled with drain rods should a different type of emergency response is required.

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 4th February 2017
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DonkeyApple

55,408 posts

170 months

Sunday 5th February 2017
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straight dad said:
Noticed a fully specked up walt mobile on its side yesterday having lost it on some extreme terrain (acctually the slip road of junction 4 M58.)
Should I be looking for a Sasquatch as well? wink

FredAstaire

2,336 posts

213 months

Sunday 5th February 2017
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Learn2MergeInTurn said:


Cowboy hat, ready to go.

Dave has his pipe rack filled with drain rods should a different type of emergency response is required.
My Mrs is doing the Wokingham half marathon next weekend. The course map has a number of marked points, designated "Raynet". Which apparently is radio amateurs network. So I have visions of the crew above stationed around the course.

egor110

16,879 posts

204 months

Sunday 5th February 2017
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FredAstaire said:
Learn2MergeInTurn said:


Cowboy hat, ready to go.

Dave has his pipe rack filled with drain rods should a different type of emergency response is required.
My Mrs is doing the Wokingham half marathon next weekend. The course map has a number of marked points, designated "Raynet". Which apparently is radio amateurs network. So I have visions of the crew above stationed around the course.
Meanwhile the local army cadets will be dishing out bottles of water with no dramas just getting on with it.

Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Sunday 5th February 2017
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FredAstaire said:
My Mrs is doing the Wokingham half marathon next weekend. The course map has a number of marked points, designated "Raynet". Which apparently is radio amateurs network. So I have visions of the crew above stationed around the course.
We did the Marlow half last autumn - that's exactly what you'll get!

Funniest one was some young 'Responder' in an Aygo / C1 type thing. Complete with beacon, whippy aerial, reflective bits and a 'Raynet' sign.

egor110

16,879 posts

204 months

Sunday 5th February 2017
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Trabi601 said:
FredAstaire said:
My Mrs is doing the Wokingham half marathon next weekend. The course map has a number of marked points, designated "Raynet". Which apparently is radio amateurs network. So I have visions of the crew above stationed around the course.
We did the Marlow half last autumn - that's exactly what you'll get!

Funniest one was some young 'Responder' in an Aygo / C1 type thing. Complete with beacon, whippy aerial, reflective bits and a 'Raynet' sign.
I've never known this for half marathons , I've run trail events over dartmoor /exmoor and they quite often have raynet at the midway check point as well as us having to scan ourselves in at every check point.

But these are 15-30 mile races over open moorland so if someone comes a cropper it's really useful to know the last place they checked in and get people out to them.

A urban half marathon is not quite the same risk .

Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Sunday 5th February 2017
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Even the Santa Run at Padstow had 4x4 Responder / Raynet presence last year! (We weren't running, but walking around town - they had them at road closure points)

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Hmmm? This "Raynet" marshal thing? I ride mountain bike races. What we get locally is the course designer dude in his Defender, usually out at the toughest spot on the course just to make sure he didn't make that drop-off too tough, a couple of blokes on off-road motorcyles doing a 'roving safety marshal' thing, and a couple of people with a small radio and a flask of coffee at potential trouble spots. The remainder of the course is taped off to avoid straying off it, and seems to take care of itself. Mostly, as you ride the course, you notice the event photographers more than you do the marshals.

If we were swamped with more Land Rovers than riders, all doing their 'Walt' thing, then I'm pretty sure I'd not be able to race for literally rolling on the floor laughing. After all, they don't need to be out on the course at all. If we need them, we'll just call the hotline to the red phone, and because they're all sleeping with one eye open they'll be able to respond in minutes. Right?

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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FredAstaire said:
Learn2MergeInTurn said:


Cowboy hat, ready to go.

Dave has his pipe rack filled with drain rods should a different type of emergency response is required.
My Mrs is doing the Wokingham half marathon next weekend. The course map has a number of marked points, designated "Raynet". Which apparently is radio amateurs network. So I have visions of the crew above stationed around the course.
Be prepared to be briefed and bossed around by someone who isn't even involved in the race!

egor110

16,879 posts

204 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Learn2MergeInTurn said:
FredAstaire said:
Learn2MergeInTurn said:


Cowboy hat, ready to go.

Dave has his pipe rack filled with drain rods should a different type of emergency response is required.
My Mrs is doing the Wokingham half marathon next weekend. The course map has a number of marked points, designated "Raynet". Which apparently is radio amateurs network. So I have visions of the crew above stationed around the course.
Be prepared to be briefed and bossed around by someone who isn't even involved in the race!
Who listens to race briefings ? wink

wildcat45

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8,076 posts

190 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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A guy I know was organising a Lifeboat day which involved a Sea King winching some of the Lifeboat Volunteers. I think other life savers like a special Paramedic unit were also there.

Some bearded beer bellies in old Discoveries festooned with communications gear and lights turned up uninvited and announced they were there to 'manage comms'

They were told to go away.

Edited by wildcat45 on Sunday 12th February 15:34

Don1

15,951 posts

209 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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Please, if you will, picture the scene.

Chatham, Friday evening. (Not my choice - contract).
Exiting the chatham tunnel, in front of me I see a silver estate, replete with the high-viz stickering at the back. At the roundabout, it turns, and I see it is a silver Passat, with blue lettering - SECURITY - DOG UNIT. In rather tattered stickers. No company name.
On the rear window, there is also a sign of this beautiful display of waltness. The sign in the rear window has been 'modified'. Someone has vandalised this bastion of moral correctness. The sign now reads, in 1ft high letter.

DOG UN T.

DO GUNT.

Laugh? I nearly crashed.

Tango13

8,451 posts

177 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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Don1 said:
Please, if you will, picture the scene.

Chatham, Friday evening. (Not my choice - contract).
Exiting the chatham tunnel, in front of me I see a silver estate, replete with the high-viz stickering at the back. At the roundabout, it turns, and I see it is a silver Passat, with blue lettering - SECURITY - DOG UNIT. In rather tattered stickers. No company name.
On the rear window, there is also a sign of this beautiful display of waltness. The sign in the rear window has been 'modified'. Someone has vandalised this bastion of moral correctness. The sign now reads, in 1ft high letter.

DOG UN T.

DO GUNT.

Laugh? I nearly crashed.
You need to track down the person(s) responsible for vandalising the sign, sit them down and explain that lots of people from a website called 'Pistonheads' are going to buy them lots of drinks thumbup

jollysoutherner

154 posts

224 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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Aerials and blue light.. Full house?



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308mate

13,757 posts

223 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Jimmy Recard said:
Try going to one of the American car shows and seeing the clowns who run ex US police cars. 80% of them are certifiable, even wearing ill fitting replica uniforms and side-arms.