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DSGbangs said:
48k said:
Calling all Walts.....get your tickets for Womblefest 2017
https://twitter.com/HighwaysEngland/status/8495774...
I wanna go to Trafex2017 and meet bosshogg!!! https://twitter.com/HighwaysEngland/status/8495774...
Actually, I was at ParkEx that was in the same hall - I felt like a Man U fan in the Anfield Kop, but did very well not to get lynched.There was a lot of traffic management kit aimed at the construction industry, as well as car park barrier control and s, ANPR cameras, that sort of thing. But there were a LOT of people wandering about who are clearly weekend heroes collecting lots of hi-viz freebies, and binging on complimentary sweets,
There was a lot of 4x4 Response type vehicles dotted around the car parks.
If it were me in the car, I'd just shout "I'm a district nurse on my way to see a patient who is trapped in her house, cut off from all the recent flooding". This is walt-code for "something far more serious than your little jogging event has occurred" and the hi-vis jackets are trained to leap out of the way to assist her speedy arrival at said "patient". It even works in the summer during droughts.
ChemicalChaos said:
Jobsworth? In what way? Because they wouldnt let someone DRIVE INTO THE PATH OF A LIVE MARATHON?
f
k me sideways you lot are fking dense and blinkered sometimes
Well it's better than letting them DRIVE INTO THE PATH OF THE ZOMBIE MARATHON. If you had he right training and hi-viz tabard, you'd know that.f
k me sideways you lot are fking dense and blinkered sometimesETA b
ks, I got to the next page and someone else had beaten me to it =(Some Gump said:
ChemicalChaos said:
Jobsworth? In what way? Because they wouldnt let someone DRIVE INTO THE PATH OF A LIVE MARATHON?
fk me sideways you lot are fking dense and blinkered sometimes
Well it's better than letting them DRIVE INTO THE PATH OF THE ZOMBIE MARATHON. If you had he right training and hi-viz tabard, you'd know that.f
k me sideways you lot are fking dense and blinkered sometimesETA b
ks, I got to the next page and someone else had beaten me to it =(Action required = immediate retraining.
princealbert23 said:
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/m...
I saw the motor and immediately thought of this thread
That is absolutely amazing.I saw the motor and immediately thought of this thread
100% Walt with honours.
Best quote from the article:
"Watkins tells me: ‘We like to think of ourselves as a cross between the RSPCA and the Police. The public need to take us seriously"
NinjaPower said:
princealbert23 said:
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/m...
I saw the motor and immediately thought of this thread
That is absolutely amazing.I saw the motor and immediately thought of this thread
100% Walt with honours.
Best quote from the article:
"Watkins tells me: ‘We like to think of ourselves as a cross between the RSPCA and the Police. The public need to take us seriously"
I have a new hero!
sc0tt said:
what an absolute end of a bell!NinjaPower said:
That is absolutely amazing.
100% Walt with honours.
Best quote from the article:
"Watkins tells me: ‘We like to think of ourselves as a cross between the RSPCA and the Police. The public need to take us seriously"
I've read that article a couple of times now. I get the impression the reporter was thinking "this guy is a complete tool but I have to be polite" and trying not to piss him/herself100% Walt with honours.
Best quote from the article:
"Watkins tells me: ‘We like to think of ourselves as a cross between the RSPCA and the Police. The public need to take us seriously"
pablo said:
If it were me in the car, I'd just shout "I'm a district nurse on my way to see a patient who is trapped in her house, cut off from all the recent flooding". This is walt-code for "something far more serious than your little jogging event has occurred" and the hi-vis jackets are trained to leap out of the way to assist her speedy arrival at said "patient". It even works in the summer during droughts.
if a run has gone to the trouble of closing roads it hasn't just occurred and they pay to shut roads so it's not going to be a little event either.pablo said:
If it were me in the car, I'd just shout "I'm a district nurse on my way to see a patient who is trapped in her house, cut off from all the recent flooding". This is walt-code for "something far more serious than your little jogging event has occurred" and the hi-vis jackets are trained to leap out of the way to assist her speedy arrival at said "patient". It even works in the summer during droughts.
Hasn't it occurred to you that you're Walting yourself if you do this?Some Gump said:
ChemicalChaos said:
Jobsworth? In what way? Because they wouldnt let someone DRIVE INTO THE PATH OF A LIVE MARATHON?
fk me sideways you lot are fking dense and blinkered sometimes
Well it's better than letting them DRIVE INTO THE PATH OF THE ZOMBIE MARATHON. If you had he right training and hi-viz tabard, you'd know that.f
k me sideways you lot are fking dense and blinkered sometimesETA b
ks, I got to the next page and someone else had beaten me to it =(NinjaPower said:
princealbert23 said:
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/m...
I saw the motor and immediately thought of this thread
That is absolutely amazing.I saw the motor and immediately thought of this thread
100% Walt with honours.
Best quote from the article:
"Watkins tells me: ‘We like to think of ourselves as a cross between the RSPCA and the Police. The public need to take us seriously"
"Harrison looks up for no more than a split second. ‘Nope, not Maow Maow. The legs are too short, and the hair is too long. Close, though,’ she says, turning a bucket over. Then her walkie-talkie buzzes. ‘Viki, Viki, it’s Tom, over,’ barks the voice. As the only other person on the search, it could only ever have been Watkins, but protocol is protocol.
Harrison responds. We both await Watkins’ follow-up with bated breath… ‘I’m out of posters. Let’s reconvene.’"
That journalist is hilarious.
sc0tt said:
I've seen this numerous times and it boils my piss. He has no business imitating a paramedic like that. His stupid fking walt wagon should be crushed with all his faux medical kit still inside, and he should be made to watch. Edited by RumbleOfThunder on Monday 10th April 10:34
The Crack Fox said:
RumbleOfThunder said:
sc0tt said:
I've seen this numerous times and it boils my piss. He has no business imitating a paramedic like that. His stupid fking walt wagon should be crushed with all his faux medical kit still inside, and he should be made to watch. Edited by RumbleOfThunder on Monday 10th April 10:34
That guy made my skin crawl. He has the face of a rapist.
king virgin. RumbleOfThunder said:
The Crack Fox said:
RumbleOfThunder said:
sc0tt said:
I've seen this numerous times and it boils my piss. He has no business imitating a paramedic like that. His stupid fking walt wagon should be crushed with all his faux medical kit still inside, and he should be made to watch. Edited by RumbleOfThunder on Monday 10th April 10:34
That guy made my skin crawl. He has the face of a rapist.
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