Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

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Turquoise

1,457 posts

96 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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In 2016 a cack 4x4 response unit was sent a strongly worded letter by a local council for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security council house to a 4x4 proving ground. Today, still wanted by the local authority, they survive as muppets of misfortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The Walt Team...


Edited by Turquoise on Thursday 26th May 14:13

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

151 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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TTwiggy said:
Indeed. The last survivor of the Crimean War actually died in 2004. smile
Assuming they were 15 at the end, that would make them 162.....unless there was a tortoise involved (and you never know with regimental mascots etc)?

Vaud

50,289 posts

154 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Vocal Minority said:
Assuming they were 15 at the end, that would make them 162.....unless there was a tortoise involved (and you never know with regimental mascots etc)?
It was indeed a tortoise.

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

151 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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I have now read back and realise this. I'm oddly pleased with myself despite falling for a ploy smile

Zod

35,295 posts

257 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Crossflow Kid said:
kowalski655 said:
You often see missing cat posters ask that you check your shed & garage for it.
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Neighbour of ours knocked on the door once and told me their cat had disappeared and to check my shed.......
bd had stolen my lawnmower before making off.
The cat stole your lawnmower? eek

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

241 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Zod said:
Crossflow Kid said:
kowalski655 said:
You often see missing cat posters ask that you check your shed & garage for it.
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Neighbour of ours knocked on the door once and told me their cat had disappeared and to check my shed.......
bd had stolen my lawnmower before making off.
The cat stole your lawnmower? eek
Probably mistook it for drilling equipment.

Vaud

50,289 posts

154 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Justayellowbadge said:
Probably mistook it for drilling equipment.
Drilling for oil?

Fatboy

7,971 posts

271 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Vaud said:
Drilling for oil?
Nope, cream. There's rich veins of it underneath Surrey

anonymous-user

53 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Turquoise said:
In 2016 a cack 4x4 response unit was sent a strongly worded letter by a local council for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security council house to a 4x4 proving ground. Today, still wanted by the local authority, they survive as muppets of misfortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The Walt Team...


Edited by Turquoise on Thursday 26th May 14:13
It's 4x4 emergency response unit ok?
As a civilian it's understandable you'd make that mistake but I'm sure the Walts would forgive you......after all, they don't like to make a big song and dance about what they do,

Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 26th May 14:35

Bosshogg76

792 posts

182 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Justayellowbadge said:
Probably mistook it for drilling equipment.
Very true, that's why they purr..

donnydave

136 posts

134 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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they'll drill for anything, just for the love of drilling. it's ok though, they're wearing goggles

dudleybloke

19,718 posts

185 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Vaud said:
Reminds me of the old joke

"I'm in a new band called Missing Cat - you've probably seen our posters"

carreauchompeur

17,830 posts

203 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Good bants

ApOrbital

9,942 posts

117 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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That's a hedgehog ffs.

ShyTallKnight

2,207 posts

212 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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dudleybloke said:
My cats called Gary but he doesn't look like a badger. As you were.

BruceV8

3,325 posts

246 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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LivingTheDream

1,753 posts

178 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Wondering if I saw a particularly rubbish 'Walt' this morning...



Turquoise

1,457 posts

96 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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There's a guy like that round my way. Car covered in exactly the same small checkers. His emergency service? He delivers dentures to dentists...

ThunderGuts

12,230 posts

193 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Doesn't green indicate doctor?

ETA - st parking too

Edited by ThunderGuts on Friday 27th May 10:45

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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hehe