Father In Law

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JackThrust

158 posts

162 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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yeah I didn't check the reverse translation.......

seyre1972

2,607 posts

142 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
If his lady partner and her father fall out big time they could end up poles apart.
Boom - drop mic !!

DuncanM

6,107 posts

278 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Four Litre said:
From your reaction Duncan - I can deduce your an asshole boss who is now worried. Either that or your a polish asshole father inlaw visiting your daughter.
Neither, I'm lovely me.

I just find passive aggressive stuff like that abhorrent.

Gargling someone else's drink, wiping arse on pillow case, urghh frown.


xjay1337

15,966 posts

117 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Rude-boy said:
100% this. Loud all night long sex with your lady (his daughter)is the answer.

Extra points if you can get her to scream out "You're the Daddy" in Polish a few times.
Hah!

48Valves

1,926 posts

208 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Tango13 said:
Don't lower yourself to his level with physical violence and more importantly don't accidentally click on this link...

http://chillipepperpete.com/chilli-sauces-by-chill...

And be very careful to ensure you don't accidentally put a teaspoon or two in his dinner wink
Nah that stuffs for kids

Op needs

http://chillipepperpete.com/12-million-scoville-he...

StottyEvo

6,860 posts

162 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Four Litre said:
Your on the downhill slope now so just get it over and done with.

Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.

My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.

This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.

You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
That made you feel better? Absolutely spineless and the bloke is none the wiser irked

If you're going to do something so underhand and repugnant you could at least tell the bloke you've done it afterwards.

Seems completely cowardice and extraordinarily female to me.

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

151 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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That was going well until the last bit...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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StottyEvo said:
Four Litre said:
Your on the downhill slope now so just get it over and done with.

Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.

My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.

This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.

You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
That made you feel better? Absolutely spineless and the bloke is none the wiser irked

If you're going to do something so underhand and repugnant you could at least tell the bloke you've done it afterwards.

Seems completely cowardice and extraordinarily female to me.
You miss the point entirely. The fact he doesn't know is deeply satisfying and poetic justice.

The "Oi, mate, just pissed in your pint" approach just singles you out as a self adulating gobshyte.

EagleMoto4-2

669 posts

103 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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StottyEvo said:
Four Litre said:
Your on the downhill slope now so just get it over and done with.

Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.

My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.

This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.

You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
That made you feel better? Absolutely spineless and the bloke is none the wiser irked

If you're going to do something so underhand and repugnant you could at least tell the bloke you've done it afterwards.

Seems completely cowardice and extraordinarily female to me.
That reminds me. Many years ago on a lads holiday, one of the 2 girlfriends that were dragged along fell out big time with one of us. To exact revenge she used our mates toothbrush to clean under the rim of the toilet. To this day he has no idea what she did.

DuncanM

6,107 posts

278 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
StottyEvo said:
Four Litre said:
Your on the downhill slope now so just get it over and done with.

Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.

My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.

This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.

You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
That made you feel better? Absolutely spineless and the bloke is none the wiser irked

If you're going to do something so underhand and repugnant you could at least tell the bloke you've done it afterwards.

Seems completely cowardice and extraordinarily female to me.
You miss the point entirely. The fact he doesn't know is deeply satisfying and poetic justice. <-- Only if you're a sad, cowardly, sociopath.

The "Oi, mate, just pissed in your pint" approach just singles you out as a self adulating gobshyte. <--I would hazard a guess that StottyEvo has no interest whatsoever in the pathetic 'justices' described above, making your point null and void.
Is there a worse poster than you on PH mybrainhurts?

Here, have a smiley smile

wildcat45

8,056 posts

188 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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So OP has he pissed off back to Poland yet?

Burchill

10 posts

130 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
If his lady partner and her father fall out big time they could end up poles apart.
FFS I just snorted at my desk in a silent office biglaugh

neilr

1,512 posts

262 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
Drive him up to Hull and get Ronnie Pickering to sort him out...
Who?

daddy cool

3,996 posts

228 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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neilr said:
mybrainhurts said:
Drive him up to Hull and get Ronnie Pickering to sort him out...
Who?
RONNIE PICKERING!

dudleybloke

19,717 posts

185 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Have you swept the leg yet op?

Anubis

Original Poster:

1,029 posts

178 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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1 day left! Just 1 more day! Woohooo!!!

Today I was told he purposely barged through between two women chatting in the street as they were in his way minding their own business. Not feeling content he turned around and gave them 'the look' to prove his made his point and let them know who's boss. rolleyes

More sausage points awarded to the fat guy from Poland.



Edited by Anubis on Friday 20th May 23:28

wildcat45

8,056 posts

188 months

Saturday 21st May 2016
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daddy cool said:
RONNIE PICKERING!
1970s racing driver?

Mart-1

441 posts

199 months

Saturday 21st May 2016
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Offer to pack his carry on bag

Insert knife, black dildo, and gay porn at bottom

UK Border Force will take it from there at the airport metal detector

Pints

18,444 posts

193 months

Saturday 21st May 2016
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wildcat45 said:
...was say some fat Essex EDL bloke, a racist Americam redneck, or some hideous white racist South African.
You list those racist stereotypes and it's the South African who's hideous! Nice.

And you think it's only the whites who are racist?

jdw100

4,067 posts

163 months

Saturday 21st May 2016
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A few years ago my mother in law arrived from NZ with a new chap in tow. He was a nasty piece of work - ex oil industry exec who had retrained as a counsellor in NZ.

Transpires his children had no more to do with him, his previous wife had committed suicide and he was in the process of making mother in law sell her house and move in with him. She was also slowly being isolated from all her friends by him and was, to our horror, a shadow of her former confident and bubbly self.

We had this guy staying with us and within an hour of us going out for our first meal out he was telling me I clearly had issues with my parents....I don't and never have done.

He wouldn't listen to advice on their travels around UK and Europe; accusing me of being a liar re the existence of a channel tunnel; they went over to France on a ferry. He constantly belittled the mother in law and even refused to let her buy presents her beloved niece and nephew. It was all very horrible.

This all came to a head when we dropped them off at Heathrow and I had had enough. I managed to get him away from the mother in law and my partner and just let fly at him about what a horrible st he was, at some point during this tirade I decided to grab his beard...no idea why.

This drove him mental and he was insistent we step outside to have fisticuffs. I was thinking oh no it's the airport armed police etc but thought he needs to be taught a lesson so promptly put him on his arse and then told him that if I ever heard of him raising his voice to mother in law again I would fly to NZ and find him etc...you can imagine the kind of thing. I said we realised what he was doing, trying to isolate her and get hands on her money as well.

This seemed to terrify him and he scuttled off. Apparently the flight back was very frosty! However he promptly cut all ties with her and within a few months family out there reported she was just about back to normal.

Am I proud of it....a bit. Certainly glad I didn't do the usual English thing and let it go unchallenged.

Grabbing his beard though......not sure where that came from! Effective though.