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Four Litre said:
From your reaction Duncan - I can deduce your an asshole boss who is now worried. Either that or your a polish asshole father inlaw visiting your daughter.
Neither, I'm lovely me.I just find passive aggressive stuff like that abhorrent.
Gargling someone else's drink, wiping arse on pillow case, urghh .
Tango13 said:
Don't lower yourself to his level with physical violence and more importantly don't accidentally click on this link...
http://chillipepperpete.com/chilli-sauces-by-chill...
And be very careful to ensure you don't accidentally put a teaspoon or two in his dinner
Nah that stuffs for kidshttp://chillipepperpete.com/chilli-sauces-by-chill...
And be very careful to ensure you don't accidentally put a teaspoon or two in his dinner
Op needs
http://chillipepperpete.com/12-million-scoville-he...
Four Litre said:
Your on the downhill slope now so just get it over and done with.
Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.
My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.
This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.
You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
That made you feel better? Absolutely spineless and the bloke is none the wiser Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.
My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.
This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.
You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
If you're going to do something so underhand and repugnant you could at least tell the bloke you've done it afterwards.
Seems completely cowardice and extraordinarily female to me.
StottyEvo said:
Four Litre said:
Your on the downhill slope now so just get it over and done with.
Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.
My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.
This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.
You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
That made you feel better? Absolutely spineless and the bloke is none the wiser Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.
My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.
This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.
You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
If you're going to do something so underhand and repugnant you could at least tell the bloke you've done it afterwards.
Seems completely cowardice and extraordinarily female to me.
The "Oi, mate, just pissed in your pint" approach just singles you out as a self adulating gobshyte.
StottyEvo said:
Four Litre said:
Your on the downhill slope now so just get it over and done with.
Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.
My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.
This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.
You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
That made you feel better? Absolutely spineless and the bloke is none the wiser Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.
My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.
This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.
You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
If you're going to do something so underhand and repugnant you could at least tell the bloke you've done it afterwards.
Seems completely cowardice and extraordinarily female to me.
mybrainhurts said:
StottyEvo said:
Four Litre said:
Your on the downhill slope now so just get it over and done with.
Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.
My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.
This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.
You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
That made you feel better? Absolutely spineless and the bloke is none the wiser Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.
My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.
This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.
You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
If you're going to do something so underhand and repugnant you could at least tell the bloke you've done it afterwards.
Seems completely cowardice and extraordinarily female to me.
The "Oi, mate, just pissed in your pint" approach just singles you out as a self adulating gobshyte. <--I would hazard a guess that StottyEvo has no interest whatsoever in the pathetic 'justices' described above, making your point null and void.
Here, have a smiley
1 day left! Just 1 more day! Woohooo!!!
Today I was told he purposely barged through between two women chatting in the street as they were in his way minding their own business. Not feeling content he turned around and gave them 'the look' to prove his made his point and let them know who's boss.
More sausage points awarded to the fat guy from Poland.
Today I was told he purposely barged through between two women chatting in the street as they were in his way minding their own business. Not feeling content he turned around and gave them 'the look' to prove his made his point and let them know who's boss.
More sausage points awarded to the fat guy from Poland.
Edited by Anubis on Friday 20th May 23:28
A few years ago my mother in law arrived from NZ with a new chap in tow. He was a nasty piece of work - ex oil industry exec who had retrained as a counsellor in NZ.
Transpires his children had no more to do with him, his previous wife had committed suicide and he was in the process of making mother in law sell her house and move in with him. She was also slowly being isolated from all her friends by him and was, to our horror, a shadow of her former confident and bubbly self.
We had this guy staying with us and within an hour of us going out for our first meal out he was telling me I clearly had issues with my parents....I don't and never have done.
He wouldn't listen to advice on their travels around UK and Europe; accusing me of being a liar re the existence of a channel tunnel; they went over to France on a ferry. He constantly belittled the mother in law and even refused to let her buy presents her beloved niece and nephew. It was all very horrible.
This all came to a head when we dropped them off at Heathrow and I had had enough. I managed to get him away from the mother in law and my partner and just let fly at him about what a horrible st he was, at some point during this tirade I decided to grab his beard...no idea why.
This drove him mental and he was insistent we step outside to have fisticuffs. I was thinking oh no it's the airport armed police etc but thought he needs to be taught a lesson so promptly put him on his arse and then told him that if I ever heard of him raising his voice to mother in law again I would fly to NZ and find him etc...you can imagine the kind of thing. I said we realised what he was doing, trying to isolate her and get hands on her money as well.
This seemed to terrify him and he scuttled off. Apparently the flight back was very frosty! However he promptly cut all ties with her and within a few months family out there reported she was just about back to normal.
Am I proud of it....a bit. Certainly glad I didn't do the usual English thing and let it go unchallenged.
Grabbing his beard though......not sure where that came from! Effective though.
Transpires his children had no more to do with him, his previous wife had committed suicide and he was in the process of making mother in law sell her house and move in with him. She was also slowly being isolated from all her friends by him and was, to our horror, a shadow of her former confident and bubbly self.
We had this guy staying with us and within an hour of us going out for our first meal out he was telling me I clearly had issues with my parents....I don't and never have done.
He wouldn't listen to advice on their travels around UK and Europe; accusing me of being a liar re the existence of a channel tunnel; they went over to France on a ferry. He constantly belittled the mother in law and even refused to let her buy presents her beloved niece and nephew. It was all very horrible.
This all came to a head when we dropped them off at Heathrow and I had had enough. I managed to get him away from the mother in law and my partner and just let fly at him about what a horrible st he was, at some point during this tirade I decided to grab his beard...no idea why.
This drove him mental and he was insistent we step outside to have fisticuffs. I was thinking oh no it's the airport armed police etc but thought he needs to be taught a lesson so promptly put him on his arse and then told him that if I ever heard of him raising his voice to mother in law again I would fly to NZ and find him etc...you can imagine the kind of thing. I said we realised what he was doing, trying to isolate her and get hands on her money as well.
This seemed to terrify him and he scuttled off. Apparently the flight back was very frosty! However he promptly cut all ties with her and within a few months family out there reported she was just about back to normal.
Am I proud of it....a bit. Certainly glad I didn't do the usual English thing and let it go unchallenged.
Grabbing his beard though......not sure where that came from! Effective though.
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