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Could always get your missus to teach you enough Polish to be able to deliver something cutting once you've delivered him to the airport? I suppose if you managed to nail the pronunciation you could have him wondering just how much you've understood over the past week.
Regardless of what you do he sounds like a real piece of work.
Regardless of what you do he sounds like a real piece of work.
k's sake.
mikees said:
He's a sad old man living on past glories. Ignore and move on ffs. Hitting old people is like kicking dogs or slapping kids/teenagers. Tempting but sad and demeans you as a man smile and ignore.
Anything else will end in your tears.
Mike
^^^^ This!Anything else will end in your tears.
Mike
I had the same with the Ex's Father
DuncanM said:
Throw him out of your house, tell your mrs to put him up in a hotel.
The guy just said you're not a man, whilst you're putting him up in YOUR house.
Jeez
Exactly. If you put up with it, it's kind of proving his point. If he's so tough a couple of nights on the streets won't do him any harm.The guy just said you're not a man, whilst you're putting him up in YOUR house.
Jeez
An Englishmen's home, and all that.
mikees said:
He's a sad old man living on past glories. Ignore and move on ffs. Hitting old people is like kicking dogs or slapping kids/teenagers. Tempting but sad and demeans you as a man smile and ignore.
Anything else will end in your tears.
Mike
This is the attitude that I take with my step father-in-law. Three hours is the normal watershed point at which I am physically suppressing the urge to beat him to a bloody pulp; four is good going and five is unheard of.Anything else will end in your tears.
Mike
But, at the end of the day, he is 68 years old and my M-I-L is a harmless enough old girl who doesn't need to be piggy-in-the-middle between Alf Garnett of the fens and the clan Clapham, so I just make sure that whatever week they come to stay happens to be a very busy week at work
If you give him the right kind of food, he'll piddle off back to the Land of Po before you can fart in his general direction..
Start with an English delicacy like cat meat, custard, tomato ketchup and vanilla ice cream, with a touch of dog's vomit whisked in, then build on that theme.
Or sneak a ferret into his bed as he sleeps.
Start with an English delicacy like cat meat, custard, tomato ketchup and vanilla ice cream, with a touch of dog's vomit whisked in, then build on that theme.
Or sneak a ferret into his bed as he sleeps.
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