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You won't throw him out, or beat him up, or you would have done so already. It would be difficult to genuinely get the opportunity via a translator even if you were that way inclined.
What you could do is keep him awake by banging his daughter, loudly, all night. He'll love that.
Or post on PH. That'll show him. That he's got you nailed
What you could do is keep him awake by banging his daughter, loudly, all night. He'll love that.
Or post on PH. That'll show him. That he's got you nailed
As much as I'd like to say smack him one it won't do any good, your partner has obviously chosen you as you're nothing like her father and that's quite important.
If she sees you acting like him it may concern her that as you both grow old you'll turn into him, he'll be gone soon enough and by your description he'll no doubt be dead before your time so don't fret about it.
In life there are people like this and they'll never change, if you butt heads with him and win this occasion he'll just see it as a challenge and come back for more.
Plus you're smashing his daughters back doors in so no matter how hard he thinks he is you're the one winning
If she sees you acting like him it may concern her that as you both grow old you'll turn into him, he'll be gone soon enough and by your description he'll no doubt be dead before your time so don't fret about it.
In life there are people like this and they'll never change, if you butt heads with him and win this occasion he'll just see it as a challenge and come back for more.
Plus you're smashing his daughters back doors in so no matter how hard he thinks he is you're the one winning
What did your Missus hope to achieve by telling you all the things hes saying about you? Being that you admit you cant speak Polish, she could have just said "he thinks you are ok". Or did she tell you the truth, hoping that you would indeed send him home with his ass in a sling?
If you fail to be the hero and whup the ass of the Patriarch, will you lose the respect of the menfolk, and will your lady refuse to give you grown-up cuddles?
Either way, never let him stay under your roof again.
If you fail to be the hero and whup the ass of the Patriarch, will you lose the respect of the menfolk, and will your lady refuse to give you grown-up cuddles?
Either way, never let him stay under your roof again.
daddy cool said:
What did your Missus hope to achieve by telling you all the things hes saying about you? Being that you admit you cant speak Polish, she could have just said "he thinks you are ok". Or did she tell you the truth, hoping that you would indeed send him home with his ass in a sling?
Maybe the girlfriend is saying what she thinks and blaming it on her father.Google translate is your friend. Print this out and hand him it at the airport check in.
"Teść. Możesz przyjść do mojego domu i mnie obrażać . Myślisz , że człowiek jest tylko człowiekiem , czy może on wygrać walkę. Mylisz się. Człowiek to ktoś, kto zrobi wszystko dla swojej rodziny , bez względu na to , co jest proszony . Na przykład : zapraszamy tutaj przez moją żonę , więc jesteś tu mile widziany , pomimo faktu, że jesteś ungratedful , nieświadomi , tłuszcz , rasistowskie zastraszanie neandertalczyka . Jeśli moja żona zaprasza ponownie , będzie mile widziane znowu, chociaż mam nadzieję , że nigdy nie zaprasza ponownie. Miłego lot do domu , proszę nie wrócimy wkrótce ."
If he starts a scuffle, airport security will finish it for him.
"Postscriptum: Zawsze będziesz się zastanawiać , co robiłem do kawy cały ten tydzień ."
"Teść. Możesz przyjść do mojego domu i mnie obrażać . Myślisz , że człowiek jest tylko człowiekiem , czy może on wygrać walkę. Mylisz się. Człowiek to ktoś, kto zrobi wszystko dla swojej rodziny , bez względu na to , co jest proszony . Na przykład : zapraszamy tutaj przez moją żonę , więc jesteś tu mile widziany , pomimo faktu, że jesteś ungratedful , nieświadomi , tłuszcz , rasistowskie zastraszanie neandertalczyka . Jeśli moja żona zaprasza ponownie , będzie mile widziane znowu, chociaż mam nadzieję , że nigdy nie zaprasza ponownie. Miłego lot do domu , proszę nie wrócimy wkrótce ."
If he starts a scuffle, airport security will finish it for him.
"Postscriptum: Zawsze będziesz się zastanawiać , co robiłem do kawy cały ten tydzień ."
Tricky situation.
Any red blooded Englishman would want to break a chair over his head and sling him out the door, the cheeky
.
You should either do that or spend the next four days shagging the socks off your bird and letting him try and get to sleep each night to the sound of her banging off the ceiling.
Then you can serve him his breakfast each morning with the mother of st eating grins.
Any red blooded Englishman would want to break a chair over his head and sling him out the door, the cheeky
.You should either do that or spend the next four days shagging the socks off your bird and letting him try and get to sleep each night to the sound of her banging off the ceiling.
Then you can serve him his breakfast each morning with the mother of s
t eating grins.I think you've got two choices, either a short stay at the Hilton til the weekend, or a quick jab straight to the throat. It'll stop most people saying much for about 10/15 mins and doesnt need to be particularly hard.
He's still her Dad though, and he'll still be a part of her life.
He's still her Dad though, and he'll still be a part of her life.
Monkeylegend said:
daddy cool said:
What did your Missus hope to achieve by telling you all the things hes saying about you? Being that you admit you cant speak Polish, she could have just said "he thinks you are ok". Or did she tell you the truth, hoping that you would indeed send him home with his ass in a sling?
Maybe the girlfriend is saying what she thinks and blaming it on her father.If you can't best her ailing father, what use are you to her? You're clearly not cut out to be the new patriarch of the family.
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