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glenrobbo said:
Obviously the F-I-L has a crush on the OP, hence the Alpha male display to impress him. The OP should divorce the s
t stirring wife and marry her dad.
Are they even married, OP refers to his lady friend and his partner in some posts, so technically it might not be his FiL.t stirring wife and marry her dad. Monkeylegend said:
glenrobbo said:
Obviously the F-I-L has a crush on the OP, hence the Alpha male display to impress him. The OP should divorce the st stirring wife and marry her dad.
Are they even married, OP refers to his lady friend and his partner in some posts, so technically it might not be his FiL.t stirring wife and marry her dad. 
glenrobbo said:
Monkeylegend said:
glenrobbo said:
Obviously the F-I-L has a crush on the OP, hence the Alpha male display to impress him. The OP should divorce the st stirring wife and marry her dad.
Are they even married, OP refers to his lady friend and his partner in some posts, so technically it might not be his FiL.t stirring wife and marry her dad. glenrobbo said:
conkerman said:
Go on an urgent 'business trip' Coke and hookers baby, cake and hookers.
Hmmm, that's a hard one..... Coke or cake?Feel for you OP had a simular situation with my brother in law when he stayed with us for about a month a few years back.
Has never thought I was good enough for his sister "beacause I do things for her, I'm a wet blanket" no mate, I just respect her (she does plenty for me I might add!)
Anyway, he was out of work at the time, always drunk, kept coming home at 3-4am and never shut the front door (dangerous no matter where you live) and he'd wee all over the floor and leave it for someone else to clean. Never did his washing up, left socks/pants everywhere, ate our food, smoked weed in our house! That was final straw, kicked him out after that.
We get on really well now!
Has never thought I was good enough for his sister "beacause I do things for her, I'm a wet blanket" no mate, I just respect her (she does plenty for me I might add!)
Anyway, he was out of work at the time, always drunk, kept coming home at 3-4am and never shut the front door (dangerous no matter where you live) and he'd wee all over the floor and leave it for someone else to clean. Never did his washing up, left socks/pants everywhere, ate our food, smoked weed in our house! That was final straw, kicked him out after that.
We get on really well now!
DuncanM said:
Four Litre said:
Your on the downhill slope now so just get it over and done with.
Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.
My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.
This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.
You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
If you honestly think any of that sDo not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.
My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.
This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.
You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
t is okay, then you're one messed up individual. Pathetic.OP, thinking more about this, I'd be equally pissed off with your Mrs for s
t stirring. He hasn't said any of this to your face has he? He's playing big man ib front of his daughter, and she really didn't need to tell you any of it.DuncanM said:
Four Litre said:
Your on the downhill slope now so just get it over and done with.
Do not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.
My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.
This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.
You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
If you honestly think any of that sDo not tell your wife but just to make yourself feel better, clean your man with his toothbrush on a daily basis, wipe your a$$ on his pillowcase, Optrex in coffee on way out. Manhandle his food at any oppertunity, pass his drink with your fingers (unwashed straight from the can)submerged in it whilst smiling at him, flem in his dinner and sit back and smile. Even a squirt of p*ss in his shampoo would go down a treat.
My favourite with a very old boss who was a complete a**hole was to offer to get the drinks in and go off to the kitchen to literally gargle with his before I served it up. 20 years later I dont ever regret that and makes me smile when I think about it.
This is of course all very petty but it will make you feel better, especially if you cant stick him in a headlock and open the front door with his cranium.
You could always offer to chuck his clothes in the wash before he heads back and then tumble dry everyting for 3 hours just to ruin his life and send him back in kids sized clothes.
t is okay, then you're one messed up individual. Pathetic.
“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
DonkeyApple said:
It's only standard guerilla tactics when faced with a stronger physical force.
“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
? Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.”
? Sun Tzu, The Art of War
100% this. Loud all night long sex with your lady (his daughter)is the answer.“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
? Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.”
? Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Extra points if you can get her to scream out "You're the Daddy" in Polish a few times.
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