How best to screw over business who ripped off my Mum
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walm said:
http://www.27bslash6.com/function4sports.html
Drove them into bankruptcy.
I thought of that one yesterday as soon as I read the OP.Drove them into bankruptcy.
Couldn't find it though...
Good site for a giggle. Missing Cat poster story is a joy
boyse7en said:
walm said:
http://www.27bslash6.com/function4sports.html
Drove them into bankruptcy.
I thought of that one yesterday as soon as I read the OP.Drove them into bankruptcy.
Couldn't find it though...
Good site for a giggle. Missing Cat poster story is a joy
HD Adam said:
What about bumming his dog then?
PH has gone soft these days.
Having just started watching "Deadwood" again I am reminded about the guy who went into fPH has gone soft these days.
k Bullochs horse, but ended up just jaffing on the Horses leg.Anyway, perhaps replying to several "please send your free catalogue to…" ads seen in magazines might piss of his postman, along with some "interesting" ads on Craigslist using his details perhaps, plus of course the associated Facebook havoc, and a few anonymous calls reporting a van like his seen fly tipping where some stuff has already been tipped, or maybe you saw him tipping engine oil or paint down a drain, Environmental Health love that kind of stuff.
texaxile said:
Facebook havoc, and a few anonymous calls reporting a van like his seen fly tipping where some stuff has already been tipped, or maybe you saw him tipping engine oil or paint down a drain, Environmental Health love that kind of stuff.
few ripped pages /envelopes addressed to him tucked in the flytipping too , photos and local facebook group /council - get the right local facebook group and they can be savage a note on his mrs car suggesting its from someone he's cheating with might cause a few sparks too
stuttgartmetal said:
Spike his half of lager he has after work with a strong dose of tramadol, which is tasteless.
Then grass him to Plod when he drives his transit home.
SO he's just got to get a prescription for Tramadol, then find where the bloke drinks, then befriend him and then etc Then grass him to Plod when he drives his transit home.
Buster73 said:
Let the law take its due course then move on.
I think you're a bit of an idiot thinking about getting revenge , mess him about and he'll sharp work out the connection , but the connection will be with your mother not you , so expect similar back your mothers way.
No winners playing this game.mind.
Clearly in the minority, but I agree with this.I think you're a bit of an idiot thinking about getting revenge , mess him about and he'll sharp work out the connection , but the connection will be with your mother not you , so expect similar back your mothers way.
No winners playing this game.mind.
Buy lots of traffic cones and put one where he parks his van so he has to get out and move it before parking.
Continue to do this for a while until he decides to run the cones over instead of getting out to move them by hand.
Keep at it for a week or so and they one day, install a steel bollard and put a cone over it. Film him coming back and smashing into the bollard and writing the van off.
Continue to do this for a while until he decides to run the cones over instead of getting out to move them by hand.
Keep at it for a week or so and they one day, install a steel bollard and put a cone over it. Film him coming back and smashing into the bollard and writing the van off.
bayleaf said:
stuttgartmetal said:
Spike his half of lager he has after work with a strong dose of tramadol, which is tasteless.
Then grass him to Plod when he drives his transit home.
SO he's just got to get a prescription for Tramadol, then find where the bloke drinks, then befriend him and then etc Then grass him to Plod when he drives his transit home.
I hear that's quite funny.
The following advice is a joke, do not do this. It is probably harassment. It was explained to me once by a Fleet Street hack.
Either yourself, a mate or someone you pay just becomes part of the wallpaper of his life.
Let's say he's called John.
He's off to work in his van outside his home. You are passing by. 'Alright John'
He's picking up building supplies and as he's loading is van you shout over 'John' get his attention. Make sure he's seen you.
He's out with his wife for a beer. You wander over, shake his hand, 'friendly' not nasty or scary. 'John, fancy seeing you again Pal. This must be your wife'. Introduce yourself as an 'old mate' and be very charming towards her. Remember her name, make sure you use it.
Do this for a while. Make sure you are on CCTV with him, shaking his hand, smiling, drinking.
When he's not around, ask questions about him, in bars or at shops/building suppliers.
If he's a regular in a pub out a couple of pints behind the bar for him for next time. If he's got labourers who like a beer, get a few in with them. 'Oh John, yeah he's your boss right? I know him, wife's called Xxx. Don't forget to be generous with the beers as you give nothing away and depart when you've got one more round in.
It'll soon get back to him that someone's asking questions, says he's an old mate, mentioned he knew your wife. Do this too at houses he's working at. Go round at night, make an excuse, you're a mate, you'd heard he was working round here.
The above would st me up if it happened to me.
Either yourself, a mate or someone you pay just becomes part of the wallpaper of his life.
Let's say he's called John.
He's off to work in his van outside his home. You are passing by. 'Alright John'
He's picking up building supplies and as he's loading is van you shout over 'John' get his attention. Make sure he's seen you.
He's out with his wife for a beer. You wander over, shake his hand, 'friendly' not nasty or scary. 'John, fancy seeing you again Pal. This must be your wife'. Introduce yourself as an 'old mate' and be very charming towards her. Remember her name, make sure you use it.
Do this for a while. Make sure you are on CCTV with him, shaking his hand, smiling, drinking.
When he's not around, ask questions about him, in bars or at shops/building suppliers.
If he's a regular in a pub out a couple of pints behind the bar for him for next time. If he's got labourers who like a beer, get a few in with them. 'Oh John, yeah he's your boss right? I know him, wife's called Xxx. Don't forget to be generous with the beers as you give nothing away and depart when you've got one more round in.
It'll soon get back to him that someone's asking questions, says he's an old mate, mentioned he knew your wife. Do this too at houses he's working at. Go round at night, make an excuse, you're a mate, you'd heard he was working round here.
The above would s
t me up if it happened to me.wildcat45 said:
The following advice is a joke, do not do this. It is probably harassment. It was explained to me once by a Fleet Street hack.
Either yourself, a mate or someone you pay just becomes part of the wallpaper of his life.
Let's say he's called John.
He's off to work in his van outside his home. You are passing by. 'Alright John'
He's picking up building supplies and as he's loading is van you shout over 'John' get his attention. Make sure he's seen you.
He's out with his wife for a beer. You wander over, shake his hand, 'friendly' not nasty or scary. 'John, fancy seeing you again Pal. This must be your wife'. Introduce yourself as an 'old mate' and be very charming towards her. Remember her name, make sure you use it.
Do this for a while. Make sure you are on CCTV with him, shaking his hand, smiling, drinking.
When he's not around, ask questions about him, in bars or at shops/building suppliers.
If he's a regular in a pub out a couple of pints behind the bar for him for next time. If he's got labourers who like a beer, get a few in with them. 'Oh John, yeah he's your boss right? I know him, wife's called Xxx. Don't forget to be generous with the beers as you give nothing away and depart when you've got one more round in.
It'll soon get back to him that someone's asking questions, says he's an old mate, mentioned he knew your wife. Do this too at houses he's working at. Go round at night, make an excuse, you're a mate, you'd heard he was working round here.
The above would st me up if it happened to me.
It started well and I thought it might be brilliant but in summary you're suggesting to just be really nice to him all the time and buy him and his friends lots of drinks? But weird really. Either yourself, a mate or someone you pay just becomes part of the wallpaper of his life.
Let's say he's called John.
He's off to work in his van outside his home. You are passing by. 'Alright John'
He's picking up building supplies and as he's loading is van you shout over 'John' get his attention. Make sure he's seen you.
He's out with his wife for a beer. You wander over, shake his hand, 'friendly' not nasty or scary. 'John, fancy seeing you again Pal. This must be your wife'. Introduce yourself as an 'old mate' and be very charming towards her. Remember her name, make sure you use it.
Do this for a while. Make sure you are on CCTV with him, shaking his hand, smiling, drinking.
When he's not around, ask questions about him, in bars or at shops/building suppliers.
If he's a regular in a pub out a couple of pints behind the bar for him for next time. If he's got labourers who like a beer, get a few in with them. 'Oh John, yeah he's your boss right? I know him, wife's called Xxx. Don't forget to be generous with the beers as you give nothing away and depart when you've got one more round in.
It'll soon get back to him that someone's asking questions, says he's an old mate, mentioned he knew your wife. Do this too at houses he's working at. Go round at night, make an excuse, you're a mate, you'd heard he was working round here.
The above would s
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