How best to screw over business who ripped off my Mum

[Smitters]

Welshbeef said:

7. If you have the time see if you can film him ripping off another innocent victim.

No. 7 has got legs in some way surely. Maybe contact Watchdog, or even see if you can dredge up previous clients who have suffered a similar issue and make it a bigger deal? Your solicitor/legal bod may advise on this?

Obviously a weekend spent entirely adding their address, email and phone number to as many websites as possible, for as much junk mail and sales call-backs as possible, though I presume at some point there is a limit and it becomes harassment, thus proof of guilt is a key issue.

As an aside, I got scammed by a car dealer (shocker) and a few years later his bankroll/missus was forced to resign her tip-top position due to naughtiness and silliness. I always like to think what goes around comes around, so I imagine when he's old, he'll be baffled to find his driveway tarmaced and some obnoxious type demanding payment. In fact, that would be the ultimate dish-served-cold, no? Pose as his son in x years time and have some chap do work on his place of business/home...

Also, sorry your Mum got done - these people are scum.

[Soov535]

Smitters said:

Your solicitor/legal bod may advise on this?

Irony

[Four Litre]

Tell HMRC tip off line hes been bragging in local pub of how much cash in hand work he does and how hes got away without paying over 100k in tax over the past few years.

Call VAT man and say similar things - how hes been bragging in boozer about claiming back VAT and getting one over on the VAT man. "Even said it paid for his holidays!"

Then call Police and tell them he touched your ass in 1974 and youve felt dirty ever since.

[Smitters]

Soov535 said:

Irony

I did wonder as I typed it, having bounced around PH long enough to sort-of-know, but, also ironically, whilst I'm putting the effort in to type this I still haven't clicked on the profile button...

[anonymous-user]

dirty boy said:

Du1point8 said:

2 people on PH not to ps off... you and Tonker.

Would not like to be the owner of the business.

Yeah....proper scary them dudes.

gayest thread ever.

[Dibble]

Neil H said:

Ring his doorbell, then run away.

Actually still a criminal offence. Section 28 Town and Police Clauses Act 1847.

[dazwalsh]

I would go round one night and slash all 4 tyres on his van and stab a hole in fuel tank. Ive never had to diah out revenge on that level but i would be a complete about it with the ideas that flow through my head.

[hidetheelephants]

Colonial said:

Post a load of wild ideas for elaborate revenge plots on the internet and then never follow through on them.

With that in mind;

[casual misogyny]
Persuade a woman to break up his marriage, then use her wiles to destroy him both emotionally and financially.
[/casual misogyny]

[bayleaf]

Soov535 said:

I sort of know a MILLION ways to do this.

But just for my own research purposes, let's assume that a builder has ripped off my 78 year old Mum and then threatened her when I issue proceedings.


How best to annihilate them.


All legal suggestions welcome. I've already called the VAT man and the Inland Revenue to report their cash deals.

I think we'd all be interested to hear some of the MILLION ways youve already thought of by the way.

[anonymous-user]

el stovey said:

dirty boy said:

Du1point8 said:

2 people on PH not to ps off... you and Tonker.

Would not like to be the owner of the business.

Yeah....proper scary them dudes.

gayest thread ever.

you should be careful, they have a particular set of skills.......

[Vaud]

Sign him up as a volunteer to ISIL.

[ruggedscotty]

sc0tt said:

Anyone who says they posted a gumtree ad talks st.

You have to verify the mobile number used.

I don't know why so many people lie.

You get a cheapo from tescos pay as you go - seriously. mod the ad and put in his number etc.... there are ways means and its open season...

[MDMA .]

Dibble said:

Neil H said:

Ring his doorbell, then run away.

Actually still a criminal offence. Section 28 Town and Police Clauses Act 1847.

What if you rang it but then suddenly needed a st and had to run home ?

[tescorank]

I had a friend who was owed money fortunately they had a unusual name so he came up with unusualname.com website and eventually they paid and site was taken down.

[dirty boy]

bmw535i said:

el stovey said:

dirty boy said:

Du1point8 said:

2 people on PH not to ps off... you and Tonker.

Would not like to be the owner of the business.

Yeah....proper scary them dudes.

gayest thread ever.

you should be careful, they have a particular set of skills.......

Skillful at being utter bellends.

[anonymous-user]

dirty boy said:

bmw535i said:

el stovey said:

dirty boy said:

Du1point8 said:

2 people on PH not to ps off... you and Tonker.

Would not like to be the owner of the business.

Yeah....proper scary them dudes.

gayest thread ever.

you should be careful, they have a particular set of skills.......

Skillful at being utter bellends.

[walm]

http://www.27bslash6.com/function4sports.html
Drove them into bankruptcy.

[308mate]

Hammer trading standards. If you can get any details of his previous customers and get them on board too, trading standards are devious, persistent and have a fair bit of clout. Most rogues are genuinely scared of them. More so than of the hidden camera TV programs.

[Neil H]

Dibble said:

Neil H said:

Ring his doorbell, then run away.

Actually still a criminal offence. Section 28 Town and Police Clauses Act 1847.

Must be extremely difficult to prosecute anyone for that one!

[AmiableChimp]

Dibble said:

Neil H said:

Ring his doorbell, then run away.

Actually still a criminal offence. Section 28 Town and Police Clauses Act 1847.

Yodel must be fked then!