How to break up with someone

[anothernameitist]

Do you actually sleep in the same bed when over at her parents, if so have a quick pull. pearl necklace etc, you'll get dumped and kicked out, sorted.

Maybe you are ghey?

[FoxtrotOscar1]

If she is such a quiet reserved little mouse then I would not bother wasting my time driving 120 miles to tell her it's finished. Your young, she seems quite childish just make it quick and move on.

Phone her, ask her how she thinks things are. Say your not feeling it etc etc, apologise etc etc. Turn off the phone for the rest of the day.

Turn phone on, make Tinder profile.

[jgtv]

Budget hire cars for about £30 a day dont they?

So no reason not to go up and see her the weekend after, but I would do it face to face, as mentioned somewhere out and about, so that you can both go your on your way.

[sc0tt]

Birthday card.

"Happy birthday. You're Dumped".

[Monkeylegend]

She sounds like she would be happier with a text message' no point in wasting money on hire cars or birthday cards.

[FrankAbagnale]

Monkeylegend said:

She sounds like she would be happier with a text message' no point in wasting money on hire cars or birthday cards.

I think a tweet. It's a bit more modern. 140 characters would make it particularly concise.

[bobtail4x4]

Hold on,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIj88kp-6JM

[Pickled Piper]

Have you considered that she wants to break up but lacks the nerve to do it? Women often do this hoping the guy gets the message and finishes it.

It does sound like it was over some time ago but you keep turning up at her house.

[Robbo 27]

or do it Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kk1f1x3qVQ

[mitzy]

sc0tt said:

Birthday card.

"Happy birthday. You're Dumped".

Your so classy !

[austinsmirk]

can't believe how the standard of PH has slipped.

Ok- here's what you do.

see her for one last time. Earn your brown wings. Give her a dirty sanchez and do one.

[xjay1337]

I could try the lion king?

sc0tt said:

Birthday card.

"Happy birthday. You're Dumped".

Pretty brutal.

Pickled Piper said:

Have you considered that she wants to break up but lacks the nerve to do it? Women often do this hoping the guy gets the message and finishes it.

It does sound like it was over some time ago but you keep turning up at her house.

Possibly.
Although due to where she works, she comes to me. I don't force her or even ask her, she just says "I can come over on these weekends". I've been to her house once in 8 months. She is the one arranging dates to come over and stuff
Although yes she could well feel the same but lack the nerve.

[Vaud]

So basically it's friends without benefits?

[xjay1337]

Vaud said:

So basically it's friends without benefits?

Yup.

[sunnydude]

How old are you OP, and how old is she?

[sc0tt]

mitzy said:

sc0tt said:

Birthday card.

"Happy birthday. You're Dumped".

Your so classy !

[andburg]

just checking...this isn't you is it?

[ATG]

Mafffew said:

EnglishTony said:

Say it with flowers. A nice bunch by Interflora with the message, " I have a new girlfriend and she's pregnant "

"and it's your sister"

"I mean the baby. She's your sister."

[Impasse]

"It's not me, it's you."

[Crush]

You thought of trying to lead the relationship a bit more? Sounds like you've already given up on it, but maybe it needs one of you to actually do something rather than waiting for the other to do so.