How to break up with someone

[-crookedtail-]

xjay1337 said:

Update... she somehow (god knows how) found this thread.

I'm on the phone to a client... so will call her afterwards.

This has to be a wind up

If not, job done. That was easy wasn't it.

[FrankAbagnale]

xjay1337 said:

Update... she somehow (god knows how) found this thread.

I'm on the phone to a client... so will call her afterwards.

Wow. I feel bad for saying but this is the best thing that has happened to me this week.

Also cynical that she "somehow" found the thread. Someone sent it to her.

Praying she signs up to give her side.

[Vaud]

[Matt_N]

Oh dear, how did she find this?

Snooping on your phone / laptop in the past and keeps tabs on your online life?

Come on, sign up and start posting your side of the story!

[TIGA84]

Quick, someone quote EVERYTHING!!!!!

[Vaud]

OP... did you surf Pistonheads on any of her devices... history / bookmarks

[Theophany]

Thread now has potential.

[ShyTallKnight]

Matt_N said:

Come on, sign up and start posting your side of the story!

Must admit I was wondering what the other side of the story is.... He never comes to see me, never calls me to say goodnight, doesn't want me anymore etc... you get the gist. Complex creatures women..!!

[s p a c e m a n]

There's enough lonely weirdos on this site that if she signs up she'll find someone to take her on in minutes, so don't feel too guilty

[sunnydude]

my message to her:

HOW MUCH CAN I BUY YOU FOR?

[Vaud]

s p a c e m a n said:

There's enough lonely weirdos on this site that if she signs up she'll find someone to take her on in minutes, so don't feel too guilty

sunnydude said:

my message to her:

HOW MUCH CAN I BUY YOU FOR?

@s p a c e m a n - less than 90 seconds. Impressive.

[sunnydude]

Vaud said:

@s p a c e m a n - less than 90 seconds. Impressive.

You know me; I know a potential bargain when I see one

[Vaud]

sunnydude said:

You know me; I know a potential bargain when I see one

Well she is hardly sleeping with the OP after years, so I wouldn't see it as a "bargain" or indeed any other form of objectifying.

[Dan_1981]

Immaterial now as she's found the thread.

However you have a motorbike and a car - and the car doesn't go into the garage until the 30th......

Could you not have gone over after work one night?

Christ.

Oh and don't bother ringing her now.

She knows. What good will a phone call do?

[Vitorio]

sunnydude said:

Don't be single, its a trap
try and sort it out, otherwise there could be a long wait until you get some again.

I'm 26 and a virgin through no fault of my own.

And for good measure:

At least you are a funny bloke Sunny

[sunnydude]

Vaud said:

Well she is hardly sleeping with the OP after years, so I wouldn't see it as a "bargain" or indeed any other form of objectifying.

Exactly. Its like an M3 with a broken gearbox being sold at a knock down price.

With my charm, detailed knowledge of a woman's mind, and endless experience with previous success, I'll refurbish her gearbox and oil it all up ready to for a countryside blast

[Vaud]

sunnydude said:

Exactly. Its like an M3 with a broken gearbox being sold at a knock down price.

With my charm, detailed knowledge of a woman's mind, and endless experience with previous success, I'll refurbish her gearbox and oil it all up ready to for a countryside blast

Or leave her in pieces and disappointed in a rented garage.

[Impasse]

Vaud said:

sunnydude said:

Exactly. Its like an M3 with a broken gearbox being sold at a knock down price.

With my charm, detailed knowledge of a woman's mind, and endless experience with previous success, I'll refurbish her gearbox and oil it all up ready to for a countryside blast

Or leave her in pieces and disappointed in a rented garage.

Who would want a knackered old ride with a shagged box?

[S1MMA]

OPs missus just txt'd me:

"so yeah, this guy I was telling you about. The one that I felt sorry for and was texting for 4 years. When he wanted to go further 8-9 months ago, and I didn't have the heart to say no. I've been blanking him and acting miserable for a few months now and he doesn't seem to get the message. At least I don't have to see him too often. What do I have to do to get him to dump me?"

[sunnydude]

S1MMA said:

OPs missus just txt'd me:

"so yeah, this guy I was telling you about. The one that I felt sorry for and was texting for 4 years. When he wanted to go further 8-9 months ago, and I didn't have the heart to say no. I've been blanking him and acting miserable for a few months now and he doesn't seem to get the message. At least I don't have to see him too often. What do I have to do to get him to dump me?"

Whats her number bro?