Worst job in the World

Worst job in the World

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crankedup

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25,764 posts

243 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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As title thread, what is the worst job in the World, and why.?

Toilet attendant sat in a lavatory all day with occasional cleaning duties adding to the misery.

FerdiZ28

1,355 posts

134 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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The fella I sell my Binturong pelts to on occasion - has in excess 1m pelts now, never sold any on, has no intention to, yet has mortgaged himself to the point of ruin keeping up his collection.

I've found other routes to market of course but sometimes you have to use him.

His jamboree hut stinks as bad as you would expect too.

hairyben

8,516 posts

183 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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crankedup said:
As title thread, what is the worst job in the World, and why.?

Toilet attendant sat in a lavatory all day with occasional cleaning duties adding to the misery.
whats the guys called who park in the gents and try to flog cologne by offering to wash hands?

They'd turn up occasionally (and somewhat misguidedly, I thought maybe it's an in-scene prank from the other guys that do this) at metal gigs at places like the astoria, trying to flog their wares to pissed up metalers pretty much all of whom just look at them a bit funny. add to that the piss stenched rankness of the gents, thats got to be a pretty grim way to try to turn a $.

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

152 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Chamber maid in a brothel?

Manager of Manchester United?


anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Project Manager - Just a bog standard admin job combined with nagging your colleagues to do their job.

Ste1987

1,798 posts

106 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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hairyben said:
crankedup said:
As title thread, what is the worst job in the World, and why.?

Toilet attendant sat in a lavatory all day with occasional cleaning duties adding to the misery.
whats the guys called who park in the gents and try to flog cologne by offering to wash hands?

They'd turn up occasionally (and somewhat misguidedly, I thought maybe it's an in-scene prank from the other guys that do this) at metal gigs at places like the astoria, trying to flog their wares to pissed up metalers pretty much all of whom just look at them a bit funny. add to that the piss stenched rankness of the gents, thats got to be a pretty grim way to try to turn a $.
We call them lucky-lucky men, though I'm not sure if that's actually a racist slur.

Worst job in the world? Let's face it, anything that involves making close contact with human excrement has got to be the worst job?

Cotty

39,518 posts

284 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Cleaning up fatbergs. The smell must be indescribable
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg

Sheets Tabuer

18,956 posts

215 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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The person that changes nappies on the extremely obese, you know the ones that look like jabba the hutt and haven't got out of bed for 15 years. Just fold and folds of fat sweaty skin to lift up and wipe down.

I'd imagine wiping st off them is like painting the forth bridge, once you've finished one end the fat bd has shat themselves again.

dave_s13

13,814 posts

269 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Ste1987 said:
We call them lucky-lucky men, though I'm not sure if that's actually a racist slur.

Worst job in the world? Let's face it, anything that involves making close contact with human excrement has got to be the worst job?
I hate those fkers.

thebraketester

14,224 posts

138 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Any job that is vaguely 9-5.

coopedup

3,741 posts

139 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Being surrounded by screaming children every day........no, wait, hang on that's my bloody job!

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

170 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Prison Officer, especially Wandsworth and the like.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

211 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Worst job.. no idea.

But the worst aspect of a job for me would be the policemen having to knock on a door at something o'clock in the morning and having to start a conversation with 'can we come in'. I really cannot think of anything worse.

stuartmmcfc

8,662 posts

192 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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The bloke who cleans the set of a porno film.

Mr Snrub

24,972 posts

227 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Door to door sales. I would honestly rather be on the dole than do that.

dazwalsh

6,095 posts

141 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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I see your door to door sales and raise you cold calling sales. Usually the supervisor is some skinny tied fat fk who thinks he has made it in life and is on a huge power trip

I lasted 6 weeks in that job back when i was 16


Mothersruin

8,573 posts

99 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Indian drain cleaner.



Edit: should scroll all the way down before posting.

The Nur

9,168 posts

185 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Notice how his skin tone gets darker the further down his body you look...

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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coopedup said:
Being surrounded by screaming children every day........no, wait, hang on that's my bloody job!
You manage PH?