Worst job in the World

Worst job in the World

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Jer_1974

1,506 posts

193 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Done loads of stty jobs:

(Age 9) Cleaning out kennel of two Irish wolf hounds every week. Straw bedding in hut and st in pen. £2 a week this was 1983

(age 12) Potato picking £10 a day. Two weeks holiday in October plus weekends either side and a few days of school could see you clear £200+. Millionaire money for a kid in 1986 if you could hack it.

(age 14) Chip shop restaurant laborer / waiter. Lifting slabs of Juice, fat and sacks of potato's, peeling and chipping, serving tables £1.15 an hour plus tips.

(age 16) YTS mechanic £29.50 a week. £15 to parents for digs and still did above job at weekends to run moped / car.

Loads more st jobs including working in a laundry factory. The worst job I have to do now is stripping down Saniflow units.

Jer_1974

1,506 posts

193 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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That's grim, but nothing more satisfying than curling one out on the pavement vomit

br d said:
I cleaned this up this morning:







No complaints, I've always enjoyed work.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Years ago, the only time I've ever had to pull over and park due to laughing too much at the radio was an XFM phone in on this subject.

Highlights include the man who said he worked in a meat storage facility, whose entire job consisted of carrying headless sheep carcasses about by sticking one finger in their arse hole and one in their throat.

Oh and the guy who claimed to be Michael Portillo's proctologist. This was followed by some echo sound effects in the studio, at which point I parked.

Swanny87

1,265 posts

119 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Jer_1974 said:
Done loads of stty jobs:

(Age 9) Cleaning out kennel of two Irish wolf hounds every week. Straw bedding in hut and st in pen. £2 a week this was 1983

(age 12) Potato picking £10 a day. Two weeks holiday in October plus weekends either side and a few days of school could see you clear £200+. Millionaire money for a kid in 1986 if you could hack it.

(age 14) Chip shop restaurant laborer / waiter. Lifting slabs of Juice, fat and sacks of potato's, peeling and chipping, serving tables £1.15 an hour plus tips.

(age 16) YTS mechanic £29.50 a week. £15 to parents for digs and still did above job at weekends to run moped / car.

Loads more st jobs including working in a laundry factory. The worst job I have to do now is stripping down Saniflow units.
Christ dealing with all that mashed up Dundee cake must be awful...

Don

28,377 posts

284 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Surely it's being a fluffer?

Boshly

2,776 posts

236 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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br d said:
I cleaned this up this morning:







No complaints, I've always enjoyed work.
To be honest I don't think that counts, you shouldn't let your front yard get so messy in the first place! rolleyes

Talksteer

4,857 posts

233 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Don said:
Surely it's being a fluffer?
Fluffers are a myth, think about it you've already paid someone to suck dick on screen why would you pay else to do it off screen.

Also why is it a worse job than porn star

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Talksteer said:
Don said:
Surely it's being a fluffer?
Fluffers are a myth, think about it you've already paid someone to suck dick on screen why would you pay else to do it off screen.

Also why is it a worse job than porn star
No cream pie or facial reward.

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

212 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
CaptainSlow said:
stuartmmcfc said:
The bloke who cleans the set of a porno film.
Especially that large funnel thing.
The actress?
No, the thing stuck in the actress.

MDMA .

8,884 posts

101 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Any job where the person post on forums " meeting clients " ! What are you ? A rent boy ?

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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PH Ad Ops team member?

burritoNinja

690 posts

100 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Well there was me about to say retail, till I read the other postings.
Working one Friday night and the manager called a few of us over to the clothing section. There was a turd every 5 to 10 feet. Somebody pooped themselves in the store and drop it out their trousers and walking out of the shop. So not worth minimum wage lol. We refused to clean it and the manager ended up doing it.

Buff Mchugelarge

3,316 posts

150 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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funkyrobot said:
coopedup said:
Being surrounded by screaming children every day........no, wait, hang on that's my bloody job!
You manage PH?
laugh

From the moaning and bhing I hear every other day, my job apparently.
Personally I love it. rolleyes

Ste1987

1,798 posts

106 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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CaptainSlow said:
Calletrece said:
I've always thought it was 'looky-looky' men, which I never thought was racist, more about the subtle part of their job which means they get a tenner to un-roll themselves...
There may be a parrot waiting, but looky-looky comes from the beach sellers wanting you to look at their wares...usually Rolexes and D&G sunglasses for 500 pesetas.
That makes more sense

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Swanny87 said:
Jer_1974 said:
Done loads of stty jobs:

(Age 9) Cleaning out kennel of two Irish wolf hounds every week. Straw bedding in hut and st in pen. £2 a week this was 1983

(age 12) Potato picking £10 a day. Two weeks holiday in October plus weekends either side and a few days of school could see you clear £200+. Millionaire money for a kid in 1986 if you could hack it.

(age 14) Chip shop restaurant laborer / waiter. Lifting slabs of Juice, fat and sacks of potato's, peeling and chipping, serving tables £1.15 an hour plus tips.

(age 16) YTS mechanic £29.50 a week. £15 to parents for digs and still did above job at weekends to run moped / car.

Loads more st jobs including working in a laundry factory. The worst job I have to do now is stripping down Saniflow units.
Christ dealing with all that mashed up Dundee cake must be awful...
On the contrary; one flush – all gone. Peace of mind to those with elderly relatives.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Chazabelle royalles waxer.

markmullen

15,877 posts

234 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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hairyben said:
whats the guys called who park in the gents and try to flog cologne by offering to wash hands?
Bog trolls.

Remember boys, no splash, no gash and no Armani, no poonani.

Mr Snrub said:
Door to door sales. I would honestly rather be on the dole than do that.
Seriously? When I was 16 in the summer holidays between school and sixth form college all my friends were doing mcjobs, waitressing, odd jobs etc for peanuts, there was no minimum wage so they were on £3 an hour on average. I got myself a door to door sale job, working for the local newspaper, getting people to have the paper delivered rather than buying it at the newsagents. It was commission based and the worst week I had was £10 an hour, 3 or more times as much as my friends for a far easier job.

750turbo

6,164 posts

224 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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austinsmirk said:
Chazabelle royalles waxer.
Not funny austinsmirk*

https://www.facebook.com/Chazabelle-Royale-5985996...


*Actually, it is smile

silverthorn2151

6,298 posts

179 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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swerni said:
silverthorn2151 said:
Retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfields bum.



/derekandclive
Showing your age wink
Lol, takes am old git to know one.

Kids today eh. Don't know what they've been missing out on.

creampuff

6,511 posts

143 months

Sunday 29th May 2016
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Well, I saw a doco about rubber sex dolls and one guy, his job was to clean the dried up jizz out of their nether regions whenever their vibrating tt got too clogged up with said jizz.