Worst job in the World
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Done loads of stty jobs:
(Age 9) Cleaning out kennel of two Irish wolf hounds every week. Straw bedding in hut and st in pen. £2 a week this was 1983
(age 12) Potato picking £10 a day. Two weeks holiday in October plus weekends either side and a few days of school could see you clear £200+. Millionaire money for a kid in 1986 if you could hack it.
(age 14) Chip shop restaurant laborer / waiter. Lifting slabs of Juice, fat and sacks of potato's, peeling and chipping, serving tables £1.15 an hour plus tips.
(age 16) YTS mechanic £29.50 a week. £15 to parents for digs and still did above job at weekends to run moped / car.
Loads more st jobs including working in a laundry factory. The worst job I have to do now is stripping down Saniflow units.
(Age 9) Cleaning out kennel of two Irish wolf hounds every week. Straw bedding in hut and st in pen. £2 a week this was 1983
(age 12) Potato picking £10 a day. Two weeks holiday in October plus weekends either side and a few days of school could see you clear £200+. Millionaire money for a kid in 1986 if you could hack it.
(age 14) Chip shop restaurant laborer / waiter. Lifting slabs of Juice, fat and sacks of potato's, peeling and chipping, serving tables £1.15 an hour plus tips.
(age 16) YTS mechanic £29.50 a week. £15 to parents for digs and still did above job at weekends to run moped / car.
Loads more st jobs including working in a laundry factory. The worst job I have to do now is stripping down Saniflow units.
Years ago, the only time I've ever had to pull over and park due to laughing too much at the radio was an XFM phone in on this subject.
Highlights include the man who said he worked in a meat storage facility, whose entire job consisted of carrying headless sheep carcasses about by sticking one finger in their arse hole and one in their throat.
Oh and the guy who claimed to be Michael Portillo's proctologist. This was followed by some echo sound effects in the studio, at which point I parked.
Highlights include the man who said he worked in a meat storage facility, whose entire job consisted of carrying headless sheep carcasses about by sticking one finger in their arse hole and one in their throat.
Oh and the guy who claimed to be Michael Portillo's proctologist. This was followed by some echo sound effects in the studio, at which point I parked.
Jer_1974 said:
Done loads of stty jobs:
(Age 9) Cleaning out kennel of two Irish wolf hounds every week. Straw bedding in hut and st in pen. £2 a week this was 1983
(age 12) Potato picking £10 a day. Two weeks holiday in October plus weekends either side and a few days of school could see you clear £200+. Millionaire money for a kid in 1986 if you could hack it.
(age 14) Chip shop restaurant laborer / waiter. Lifting slabs of Juice, fat and sacks of potato's, peeling and chipping, serving tables £1.15 an hour plus tips.
(age 16) YTS mechanic £29.50 a week. £15 to parents for digs and still did above job at weekends to run moped / car.
Loads more st jobs including working in a laundry factory. The worst job I have to do now is stripping down Saniflow units.
Christ dealing with all that mashed up Dundee cake must be awful...(Age 9) Cleaning out kennel of two Irish wolf hounds every week. Straw bedding in hut and st in pen. £2 a week this was 1983
(age 12) Potato picking £10 a day. Two weeks holiday in October plus weekends either side and a few days of school could see you clear £200+. Millionaire money for a kid in 1986 if you could hack it.
(age 14) Chip shop restaurant laborer / waiter. Lifting slabs of Juice, fat and sacks of potato's, peeling and chipping, serving tables £1.15 an hour plus tips.
(age 16) YTS mechanic £29.50 a week. £15 to parents for digs and still did above job at weekends to run moped / car.
Loads more st jobs including working in a laundry factory. The worst job I have to do now is stripping down Saniflow units.
Well there was me about to say retail, till I read the other postings.
Working one Friday night and the manager called a few of us over to the clothing section. There was a turd every 5 to 10 feet. Somebody pooped themselves in the store and drop it out their trousers and walking out of the shop. So not worth minimum wage lol. We refused to clean it and the manager ended up doing it.
Working one Friday night and the manager called a few of us over to the clothing section. There was a turd every 5 to 10 feet. Somebody pooped themselves in the store and drop it out their trousers and walking out of the shop. So not worth minimum wage lol. We refused to clean it and the manager ended up doing it.
CaptainSlow said:
Calletrece said:
I've always thought it was 'looky-looky' men, which I never thought was racist, more about the subtle part of their job which means they get a tenner to un-roll themselves...
There may be a parrot waiting, but looky-looky comes from the beach sellers wanting you to look at their wares...usually Rolexes and D&G sunglasses for 500 pesetas. Swanny87 said:
Jer_1974 said:
Done loads of stty jobs:
(Age 9) Cleaning out kennel of two Irish wolf hounds every week. Straw bedding in hut and st in pen. £2 a week this was 1983
(age 12) Potato picking £10 a day. Two weeks holiday in October plus weekends either side and a few days of school could see you clear £200+. Millionaire money for a kid in 1986 if you could hack it.
(age 14) Chip shop restaurant laborer / waiter. Lifting slabs of Juice, fat and sacks of potato's, peeling and chipping, serving tables £1.15 an hour plus tips.
(age 16) YTS mechanic £29.50 a week. £15 to parents for digs and still did above job at weekends to run moped / car.
Loads more st jobs including working in a laundry factory. The worst job I have to do now is stripping down Saniflow units.
Christ dealing with all that mashed up Dundee cake must be awful...(Age 9) Cleaning out kennel of two Irish wolf hounds every week. Straw bedding in hut and st in pen. £2 a week this was 1983
(age 12) Potato picking £10 a day. Two weeks holiday in October plus weekends either side and a few days of school could see you clear £200+. Millionaire money for a kid in 1986 if you could hack it.
(age 14) Chip shop restaurant laborer / waiter. Lifting slabs of Juice, fat and sacks of potato's, peeling and chipping, serving tables £1.15 an hour plus tips.
(age 16) YTS mechanic £29.50 a week. £15 to parents for digs and still did above job at weekends to run moped / car.
Loads more st jobs including working in a laundry factory. The worst job I have to do now is stripping down Saniflow units.
hairyben said:
whats the guys called who park in the gents and try to flog cologne by offering to wash hands?
Bog trolls.Remember boys, no splash, no gash and no Armani, no poonani.
Mr Snrub said:
Door to door sales. I would honestly rather be on the dole than do that.
Seriously? When I was 16 in the summer holidays between school and sixth form college all my friends were doing mcjobs, waitressing, odd jobs etc for peanuts, there was no minimum wage so they were on £3 an hour on average. I got myself a door to door sale job, working for the local newspaper, getting people to have the paper delivered rather than buying it at the newsagents. It was commission based and the worst week I had was £10 an hour, 3 or more times as much as my friends for a far easier job.austinsmirk said:
Chazabelle royalles waxer.
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