Boobies, Milk and Big Business?

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Where to start....

The other half has the kid on the tit, all good and all that etc. So tonight she's showed me the following website where you can get a keepsake of your motherhood by turning (amongst other things, only read with a strong stomach) your breast milk into jewellery;

http://www.momsownmilk.com/epages/es777997.sf/en_G...

Apart from the blatant "bitty", I honestly don't know what to think

Can a company really deal in bodily fluids without regulation? It probably doesn't help that if that website was selling designer goods I'd probably run mile....

[MitchT]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Can a company really deal in bodily fluids without regulation?

I seem to recall someone was making ice cream from boobjuice a few years ago and was stopped. Would have been fine if they've been using cows' milk though, you know, what with it being perfectly normal to consume the bodily fluids of a different species!

[popeyewhite]

MitchT said:

I seem to recall someone was making ice cream from boobjuice a few years ago and was stopped. Would have been fine if they've been using cows' milk though, you know, what with it being perfectly normal to consume the bodily fluids of a different species!

Might the cow's milk have been pasteurised?

[Alucidnation]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

The other half has the kid on the tit.....

Wow, just wow.

[EnglishTony]

So, let me see. Entrepreneur spots that mothers can be persuaded to part with money for keepsake. Mothers spot that they can get the father to cough up for something.

Is this person a mother's milkionaire yet?

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Alucidnation said:

Wow, just wow.

Why, just why?

[Veeayt]

Because they can trade it for guzzoline

[grumpy52]

popeyewhite said:

MitchT said:

I seem to recall someone was making ice cream from boobjuice a few years ago and was stopped. Would have been fine if they've been using cows' milk though, you know, what with it being perfectly normal to consume the bodily fluids of a different species!

Might the cow's milk have been pasteurised?

No it only came up to my chest !


The older members will understand.

[bayleaf]

Alucidnation said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

The other half has the kid on the tit.....

Wow, just wow.

I thought the same. It's weird how some men act around breast feeding - you wonder how they've managed to have the kid In the first place.

[Athlon]

No mention that the woman running the site is still breast feeding her kid at FIVE years old!

[LaurasOtherHalf]

bayleaf said:

Alucidnation said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

The other half has the kid on the tit.....

Wow, just wow.

I thought the same. It's weird how some men act around breast feeding - you wonder how they've managed to have the kid In the first place.

You got all that from me saying the word tit? How perceptive of you

[bayleaf]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

bayleaf said:

Alucidnation said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

The other half has the kid on the tit.....

Wow, just wow.

I thought the same. It's weird how some men act around breast feeding - you wonder how they've managed to have the kid In the first place.

You got all that from me saying the word tit? How perceptive of you

no we got it from the way you phrased the whole op. On the Tit.

[daddy cool]

Yeah, OP, you BRUTE! You are everything thats wrong about the MALE PATRIARCHY! I hope you feel ASHAMED!

[xRIEx]

bayleaf said:

Alucidnation said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

The other half has the kid on the tit.....

Wow, just wow.

I thought the same. It's weird how some men act around breast feeding - you wonder how they've managed to have the kid In the first place.

That degree of yours in Internet Psychology? Probably a waste of money, I don't think they taught you anything.

Seriously, it was a turn of phrase, no need to get bent out of shape.

[normalbloke]

Alucidnation said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

The other half has the kid on the tit.....

Wow, just wow.

Only it wasn't a simple wow was it? You felt the need to add more, to exaggerate your drama queen tendencies!

[Monkeylegend]

daddy cool said:

Yeah, OP, you BRUTE! You are everything thats wrong about the MALE PATRIARCHY! I hope you feel ASHAMED!

Yeah with that sort of attitude I bet your other half has been bottling this up for quite a while, and just now needs to get it off her chest. Yoghourt to be a bit more understanding.

On a less serious note it's not something I would want to do

[Puggit]

Reminds me of this music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ (slightly NSFW)

[TwigtheWonderkid]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Where to start....

The other half has the kid on the tit,

What a lovely turn of phrase you have. So much nicer than "my other half is breastfeeding".

[xRIEx]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Where to start....

The other half has the kid on the tit,

What a lovely turn of phrase you have. So much nicer than "my other half is breastfeeding".

Quite right. We wouldn't want anyone's feelings getting hurt by "offensive turns of phrase". You should have given us a content warning, OP

[bayleaf]

xRIEx said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Where to start....

The other half has the kid on the tit,

What a lovely turn of phrase you have. So much nicer than "my other half is breastfeeding".

Quite right. We wouldn't want anyone's feelings getting hurt by "offensive turns of phrase". You should have given us a content warning, OP

I like how you put "offensive turns of phrase" to make it sound like someone said it. You "massive weirdo".

Of course no-one is offended, I think we're more perplexed at grown men unable to say breast and instead saying 'boobies' 'on the tit' 'boobjuice' etc like a prepubescent child might, whilst sniggering.