Boobies, Milk and Big Business?

[daddy cool]

bayleaf said:

I like how you put "offensive turns of phrase" to make it sound like someone said it. You "massive weirdo".

Of course no-one is offended, I think we're more perplexed at grown men unable to say breast and instead saying 'boobies' 'on the tit' 'boobjuice' etc like a prepubescent child might, whilst sniggering.

Jesus, you really are a joyless pillock.

[xRIEx]

bayleaf said:

xRIEx said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Where to start....

The other half has the kid on the tit,

What a lovely turn of phrase you have. So much nicer than "my other half is breastfeeding".

Quite right. We wouldn't want anyone's feelings getting hurt by "offensive turns of phrase". You should have given us a content warning, OP

I like how you put "offensive turns of phrase" to make it sound like someone said it. You "massive weirdo".

Of course no-one is offended, I think we're more perplexed at grown men unable to say breast and instead saying 'boobies' 'on the tit' 'boobjuice' etc like a prepubescent child might, whilst sniggering.

It was paraphrased as I opted not to continue the ironic tone that Twig employed, and to reference the unironic meaning. Wasn't that obvious?

[bayleaf]

daddy cool said:

Jesus, you really are a joyless pillock.

Thanks 'Daddy cool'. Means a lot.

[tenfour]

I'll give you a nice cold glass of HELL NO!! instead:



That website is so full of wrong, I don't even know where to start.

[Monkeylegend]

tenfour said:

I'll give you a nice cold glass of HELL NO!! instead:



That website is so full of wrong, I don't even know where to start.

And the thing is she looks like she is enjoying that just a little bit too much for my liking.

[tenfour]

And then there's this:

deranged woman said:

To start the process, I need your inclusions, those can be breastmilk, a lock of hair, encapsulated placenta (we don't work with fresh / raw placenta), a dried umbilical cord or stump, cremation ashes and anything else that you would like to preserve such as teeth... or anything precious.

[xRIEx]

deranged woman said:

I am still breastfeeding my son and he's almost five years old. I've always wanted to have a memento of our very special bond ...

How about a criminal conviction?

[NBTBRV8]

This was on the news the other night. Apparently this business is not that uncommon. However they explained that they can't advertise as it is trade in human product, so they have to rely on word of mouth for sales.

[EnglishTony]

I bet they just lob the milk away as soon as it turns up and sell the sad, deluded mother a piece of genuine made in China plastic tat

[Kermit power]

Monkeylegend said:

tenfour said:

I'll give you a nice cold glass of HELL NO!! instead:



That website is so full of wrong, I don't even know where to start.

And the thing is she looks like she is enjoying that just a little bit too much for my liking.

"But mummy.... Why do I have to keep doing this when there hasn't been any milk in them since I was two"?

[JakeT]

Puggit said:

Reminds me of this music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ (slightly NSFW)

Much prefer the video to this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2TZ0aHSdHg

[eliot]

EnglishTony said:

Is this person a mother's milkionaire yet?

Not yet - but this time next year Rodney...

[J4CKO]

Alucidnation said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

The other half has the kid on the tit.....

Wow, just wow.

It is a rather abrupt turn of phrase isn't it, it sounds better if said with hint of a Roy "Chubby" Brown accent though,

[suthol]

Got me thinking about this one ( probably NSFW )

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh2PjkzW20w

[Hoofy]

Athlon said:

No mention that the woman running the site is still breast feeding her kid at FIVE years old!

I was going to bring it up then I thought that since nobody had mentioned it, maybe it was normal these days so left it. (I don't have kids.)

[xRIEx]

suthol said:

Got me thinking about this one ( probably NSFW )

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh2PjkzW20w

I'm surprised Youtube hasn't deleted that video.

[tenfour]

JakeT said:

Much prefer the video to this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2TZ0aHSdHg

Good lord.

[AW111]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

The other half has the kid on the tit

Would that be Laura?

[BlackST]

makes me laugh Pistonheads at times.
Oh dear golly, old chap, the OP used the phrase 'on the tit'
I better get out of my wingback arm chair, take off my tweed smoking jacket and have a lie down.

[Tonsko]

st the bed, it's UK based. Thought something that crackers would be US.