Boobies, Milk and Big Business?

[Axionknight]

tenfour said:

And then there's this:

deranged woman said:

To start the process, I need your inclusions, those can be breastmilk, a lock of hair, encapsulated placenta (we don't work with fresh / raw placenta), a dried umbilical cord or stump, cremation ashes and anything else that you would like to preserve such as teeth... or anything precious.

O lawd

[Kermit power]

Did anyone else read the website as "Mom, Sow 'n' milk"?

[Alucidnation]

J4CKO said:

Alucidnation said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

The other half has the kid on the tit.....

Wow, just wow.

It is a rather abrupt turn of phrase isn't it, it sounds better if said with hint of a Roy "Chubby" Brown accent though,

[zb]

tenfour said:

I'll give you a nice cold glass of HELL NO!! instead:



That website is so full of wrong, I don't even know where to start.

He'll never eat all that.

[popeyewhite]

tenfour said:

JakeT said:

Much prefer the video to this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2TZ0aHSdHg

Good lord.

Not seen that before, most amusing.

[King Herald]

bayleaf said:

Alucidnation said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

The other half has the kid on the tit.....

Wow, just wow.

I thought the same. It's weird how some men act around breast feeding - you wonder how they've managed to have the kid In the first place.

[FredClogs]

Blimey.

I wonder if I can get my seamen made into a keepsake, a pearl necklace perhaps...

[King Herald]

FredClogs said:

Blimey.

I wonder if I can get my seamen made into a keepsake, a pearl necklace perhaps...

You have a ship???? Shipping company maybe?

[Impasse]

If they don't get the custom and the subsequent income and profit, unfortunately this company will go bust.

[coopedup]

Impasse said:

If they don't get the custom and the subsequent income and profit, unfortunately this company will go bust.

A bit like the woman that got hit by a kangaroo in Oz on a bike

[RowntreesCabana]

MitchT said:

I seem to recall someone was making ice cream from boobjuice a few years ago and was stopped. Would have been fine if they've been using cows' milk though, you know, what with it being perfectly normal to consume the bodily fluids of a different species!

Nipplebocker Glory?

[KM666]

bayleaf said:

xRIEx said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Where to start....

The other half has the kid on the tit,

What a lovely turn of phrase you have. So much nicer than "my other half is breastfeeding".

Quite right. We wouldn't want anyone's feelings getting hurt by "offensive turns of phrase". You should have given us a content warning, OP

I like how you put "offensive turns of phrase" to make it sound like someone said it. You "massive weirdo".

Of course no-one is offended, I think we're more perplexed at grown men unable to say breast and instead saying 'boobies' 'on the tit' 'boobjuice' etc like a prepubescent child might, whilst sniggering.

Breast? How vulgar. Surely you mean Pectus...

[Silent1]

KM666 said:

bayleaf said:

xRIEx said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Where to start....

The other half has the kid on the tit,

What a lovely turn of phrase you have. So much nicer than "my other half is breastfeeding".

Quite right. We wouldn't want anyone's feelings getting hurt by "offensive turns of phrase". You should have given us a content warning, OP

I like how you put "offensive turns of phrase" to make it sound like someone said it. You "massive weirdo".

Of course no-one is offended, I think we're more perplexed at grown men unable to say breast and instead saying 'boobies' 'on the tit' 'boobjuice' etc like a prepubescent child might, whilst sniggering.

Breast? How vulgar. Surely you mean Pectus...

You utter cad, it's a pair of chesticles

[Condi]

What the hell has happened to this place if we are getting people worked up over a bloke using blokish language about boobs. FFS they are the most natural thing in the world for men to talk about - whether that be tits, boobs, fun bags, chesitcals, knockers, 'front' or any other phrase you want.

[Rich1973]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Where to start....

The other half has the kid on the tit

He could have started it with ' so the little un is currently having a nork nosh'
Nothing wrong with the phrase used.