Is anyone on here an average (or worse) rider?

Is anyone on here an average (or worse) rider?

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snorky782

Original Poster:

1,115 posts

99 months

Monday 30th May 2016
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Having read quite a few threads over the past few months, I'm amazed at some of the stuff being discussed and the level that many of you seem to ride at.

Are you all genuinely this good, or is there a bit of overstating ability going on?

I expect no end of pisstaking now, but it is a genuine question.

Steve Bass

10,190 posts

233 months

Monday 30th May 2016
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I'm fecking brill me. Got scars and everything to prove it....

mckeann

2,986 posts

229 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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i'm crap at wheelies

mckeann

2,986 posts

229 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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my u turns were always a bit ropey too

mckeann

2,986 posts

229 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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never attempted a burnout but dont think i'd be any good at them either

mckeann

2,986 posts

229 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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plus i've crashed 7 times in 7 years so that makes me well below average i'd guess

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Not crashed, but gave up trying to reach IAM level so obviously not very good.

neelyp

1,691 posts

211 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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I'm utterly pish.

sc0tt

18,036 posts

201 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Proper st.

Ace at burnouts and could get the front off the ground about 6 inches.

rufusgti

2,528 posts

192 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Terrible. I used to be ok at off road riding, but found it hard to utilise those skills on the road. I don't do enough to progress to a decent level and am now crap off road as its been so long. Friends get tired of waiting for me and I don't enjoy taking risks. I should give it up but I absolutely love motorbikes.

clen666

925 posts

122 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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rufusgti said:
Terrible. I used to be ok at off road riding, but found it hard to utilise those skills on the road. I don't do enough to progress to a decent level and am now crap off road as its been so long. Friends get tired of waiting for me and I don't enjoy taking risks. I should give it up but I absolutely love motorbikes.
Pretty much the same here, except I'm st off road too.

moanthebairns

17,932 posts

198 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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mckeann said:
plus i've crashed 7 times in 7 years so that makes me well below average i'd guess
Crasher!!!

vanordinaire

3,701 posts

162 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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I'm better at being crap than anyone else I know.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Trying to keep up with a couple of locals across the mountain at the TT whilst on my ZZR made me realise both me and my bike should take up knitting instead. Going to buy a Triumph Explorer and try out all the tea/cake shops on the island.

Rubin215

3,987 posts

156 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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I'm an absolute fking riding god.
Knee-down, wheelies, round the outside everything.

I also have a nine-inch penis, a full head of hair and a unicorn.

s3fella

10,524 posts

187 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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I am the Shizzle.


Jokes aside, I suspect the genuinely poor end up injured, dead or just give up!

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

190 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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I'd say I'm average on the road, awful on the track.

Getting better all the time though. That's the whole point isn't it?

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

190 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Rubin215 said:
I'm an absolute fking riding god.
Knee-down, wheelies, round the outside everything.

I also have a nine-inch penis, a full head of hair and a unicorn.
That's funny because I heard you had a nine inch unicorn and a hairy penis.


Johnny50

543 posts

172 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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I'm pretty much crap at everything bike related!
Maybe once i'm back on a bike i'll improve biggrin

Dannaz

313 posts

146 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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I would also say I'm an average rider, can ride at a decent pace and negotiate most bends with a decent amount of speed, but I am always learning and try to learn from my riding errors when out. The new bike has helped improve my cornering so much as it has so much front end grip, it allows me to push on but gives enough feedback to tell me I'm pushing my luck.

Never been on track so I'm likely to be sh*t and out of my depth and comfort zone.