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Timmy40 said:
DonkeyApple said:
Well, he's certainly been busy amending his digital footprint and deleting posts.
Maybe his CIA handlers contacted him to tell him to go back under deep cover. He'd said too much already. ( or possibly his GCSE exam revision week has ended and he's back at school? )
DonkeyApple said:
Timmy40 said:
DonkeyApple said:
Well, he's certainly been busy amending his digital footprint and deleting posts.
Maybe his CIA handlers contacted him to tell him to go back under deep cover. He'd said too much already. ( or possibly his GCSE exam revision week has ended and he's back at school? )
Now I've been thinking about this Donkey Sanctuary, I read up on it, some woman has made an absolute fortune out of it. Pays herself £90k a year! She's had millions in donations from gaga old biddies.
I've got land, so if you have a supply of Donkeys, I reckon this idea has legs. Although maybe forget the tortoises for now?
Timmy40 said:
DonkeyApple said:
Timmy40 said:
DonkeyApple said:
Well, he's certainly been busy amending his digital footprint and deleting posts.
Maybe his CIA handlers contacted him to tell him to go back under deep cover. He'd said too much already. ( or possibly his GCSE exam revision week has ended and he's back at school? )
Now I've been thinking about this Donkey Sanctuary, I read up on it, some woman has made an absolute fortune out of it. Pays herself £90k a year! She's had millions in donations from gaga old biddies.
I've got land, so if you have a supply of Donkeys, I reckon this idea has legs. Although maybe forget the tortoises for now?
Of course, instead you could bury a shipping container in the woods, fill it full of tampons and tinned Mormons and then spend your time running around soiling yourself about an Apocolypse that isn't ever going to happen, planning how to kill people and generally being a military fantasist with health issues.
Still ought to check under your hedge.
DonkeyApple said:
Of course, instead you could bury a shipping container in the woods, fill it full of tampons and tinned Mormons and then spend your time running around soiling yourself about an Apocolypse that isn't ever going to happen, planning how to kill people and generally being a military fantasist with health issues.
The apocalypse is mentioned in the Bible so it must be true 
Right I've decided I need to take this prepping a bit more seriously as I've obviously been a bit to blase about the whole end of the world thing. My house is on a hill so enjoys quite an elevated position but I have a few trees and shrubs spoiling some of my sight-lines which isn't ideal as it means I won't be able to pick those pesky non-preppers off at 1000 yards when they come begging for my extra cans of spam. Can I apply for permission from the local council to trim them a bit citing "good fields of fire" as my reason?
My other problem of course is that I don't really have a suitable weapon with a lethal range of 1000 yards and being in the UK, we are a little less fortunate than our American cousins in terms of being able to pop to the local Costco to pick up an assault rifle. I used to have a Black Widow professional catapult when I was a wee nipper which could fling a ball bearing for what seemed like a very good distance at the time, I'm thinking one of those with a more tightly wound up sling could do for now.
My other problem of course is that I don't really have a suitable weapon with a lethal range of 1000 yards and being in the UK, we are a little less fortunate than our American cousins in terms of being able to pop to the local Costco to pick up an assault rifle. I used to have a Black Widow professional catapult when I was a wee nipper which could fling a ball bearing for what seemed like a very good distance at the time, I'm thinking one of those with a more tightly wound up sling could do for now.
To be fair, the boy mustang has probably not returned cos you're all ripping the ar5e out his credo.
Probbly takes it all to seriously.
Bit like Christians
Or ex smokers.
You know bit too much eye contact
No blinking.
We're all loser n gonna die
Limey trash that we are.
Personally I'd just reverse a car into waitrose shop window about 4am and load it up should it all kick off.
Probbly takes it all to seriously.
Bit like Christians
Or ex smokers.
You know bit too much eye contact
No blinking.
We're all loser n gonna die
Limey trash that we are.
Personally I'd just reverse a car into waitrose shop window about 4am and load it up should it all kick off.
DonkeyApple said:
Timmy40 said:
DonkeyApple said:
Well, he's certainly been busy amending his digital footprint and deleting posts.
Maybe his CIA handlers contacted him to tell him to go back under deep cover. He'd said too much already. ( or possibly his GCSE exam revision week has ended and he's back at school? )
Re the other major subject on here I'd just like to add:
Donkeys.....haven't they got such soft velvety noses. And lovely soft ears as well. But such sad faces.....
Okay that's all, carry on!
Guvernator said:
My other problem of course is that I don't really have a suitable weapon with a lethal range of 1000 yards and being in the UK, we are a little less fortunate than our American cousins in terms of being able to pop to the local Costco to pick up an assault rifle. I used to have a Black Widow professional catapult when I was a wee nipper which could fling a ball bearing for what seemed like a very good distance at the time, I'm thinking one of those with a more tightly wound up sling could do for now.
Catapult not so good for home defence but with a bit of practice handy for small game like squirrel. jdw100 said:
DonkeyApple said:
Timmy40 said:
DonkeyApple said:
Well, he's certainly been busy amending his digital footprint and deleting posts.
Maybe his CIA handlers contacted him to tell him to go back under deep cover. He'd said too much already. ( or possibly his GCSE exam revision week has ended and he's back at school? )
Re the other major subject on here I'd just like to add:
Donkeys.....haven't they got such soft velvety noses. And lovely soft ears as well. But such sad faces.....
Okay that's all, carry on!
Yep agree, is this the beginning of the end? Perhaps 5o was right? Better phone the missus and tell her to pick up a few extra boxes of tampons today before they become really expensive. Not sure how I'm going to explain why though, she just won't understand how important prepping is.
DonkeyApple said:
You'd have a sad face if you knew you were going to be eaten after next week's Apocolypse.
Or forced to wear multiple tortoise shells and know you're the last line of defence against the zombie marauders (or Bob from next door who knows Maureen is dangerously low on sanitary towels). Cotty said:
antspants said:
Or forced to wear multiple tortoise shells and know you're the last line of defence against the zombie marauders (or Bob from next door who knows Maureen is dangerously low on sanitary towels).
No such thing as zombies.
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