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Cotty said:
Timmy40 said:
I have to agree with Cotty the only preppers piss antics I've heard of is them buying bottles of piss to smear on themselves to make them smell like a female Deer.
I'm not entirely sure how this helps them.
Do you have any evidence to back up that claim?I'm not entirely sure how this helps them.
Can you recall the last time you saw your sense of humour?
Incidentally, I was in Africa many years ago when a US chap covered himself in deer piss, as mentioned earlier in the thread.
Cotty said:
DonkeyApple said:
Can you recall the last time you saw your sense of humour?
my job has been trying to kill me over the last three years, so its just dried up. 
Cotty said:
Timmy40 said:
I have to agree with Cotty the only preppers piss antics I've heard of is them buying bottles of piss to smear on themselves to make them smell like a female Deer.
I'm not entirely sure how this helps them.
Do you have any evidence to back up that claim?I'm not entirely sure how this helps them.
http://www.prepperup.com/catalog.sent-cover
It's circumstantial I'll admit. But I assume them selling it, implies preppers buy it.
My new business Partner DA ( he doesn't yet realise we're in business together )is going to help fund the bottling plant I'm going to use to bottle Donkey Piss and sell it as Deer Piss. I figure Preppers are unlikely to know the difference, and now we've got rid of Europe there won't be any pesky directives/rules around product descriptions.
Timmy40 said:
Cotty said:
Timmy40 said:
I have to agree with Cotty the only preppers piss antics I've heard of is them buying bottles of piss to smear on themselves to make them smell like a female Deer.
I'm not entirely sure how this helps them.
Do you have any evidence to back up that claim?I'm not entirely sure how this helps them.
http://www.prepperup.com/catalog.sent-cover
It's circumstantial I'll admit. But I assume them selling it, implies preppers buy it.
My new business Partner DA ( he doesn't yet realise we're in business together )is going to help fund the bottling plant I'm going to use to bottle Donkey Piss
Timmy40 said:
Cotty said:
Timmy40 said:
I have to agree with Cotty the only preppers piss antics I've heard of is them buying bottles of piss to smear on themselves to make them smell like a female Deer.
I'm not entirely sure how this helps them.
Do you have any evidence to back up that claim?I'm not entirely sure how this helps them.
http://www.prepperup.com/catalog.sent-cover
It's circumstantial I'll admit. But I assume them selling it, implies preppers buy it.
My new business Partner DA ( he doesn't yet realise we're in business together )is going to help fund the bottling plant I'm going to use to bottle Donkey Piss and sell it as Deer Piss. I figure Preppers are unlikely to know the difference, and now we've got rid of Europe there won't be any pesky directives/rules around product descriptions.
PS, no deal is physically on the table until you've confirmed 5o isn't dug in under a hedge in your back garden.
This is why Americans keep guns for protection in their preps, this is what happens to people when they get desperate:
"Severe drought in India leads to rise in violence as neighbours are prepared to kill to slake their thirst"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3666753/In...
"Severe drought in India leads to rise in violence as neighbours are prepared to kill to slake their thirst"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3666753/In...
Cotty said:
This is why Americans keep guns for protection in their preps, this is what happens to people when they get desperate:
"Severe drought in India leads to rise in violence as neighbours are prepared to kill to slake their thirst"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3666753/In...
I didn't realise things across the pond were so bad."Severe drought in India leads to rise in violence as neighbours are prepared to kill to slake their thirst"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3666753/In...
Or that your fear of 'spears, axes and sticks' was so acute.
avinalarf said:
Countdown said:
Easier for a horny Stag to find them....
Nice pic......that brings back memories......1974 was having a drink in a hotel in Nottingham .......managed to chat up these two gals.........and then.....shakotan said:
avinalarf said:
Countdown said:
Easier for a horny Stag to find them....
Nice pic......that brings back memories......1974 was having a drink in a hotel in Nottingham .......managed to chat up these two gals.........and then.....It's his own fault really for staying at a Travel Lodge.
Timmy40 said:
shakotan said:
avinalarf said:
Countdown said:
Easier for a horny Stag to find them....
Nice pic......that brings back memories......1974 was having a drink in a hotel in Nottingham .......managed to chat up these two gals.........and then.....It's his own fault really for staying at a Travel Lodge.
Timmy40 said:
That's what I was thinking. Or he met a bi-sexual couple where the husband wanted to be bummed whilst bumming his wife.
It's his own fault really for staying at a Travel Lodge.
Or the more obvious the husband bums you while you bum his wife. The question of course then is if the wife was really fit, would you? It's his own fault really for staying at a Travel Lodge.
Guvernator said:
Timmy40 said:
That's what I was thinking. Or he met a bi-sexual couple where the husband wanted to be bummed whilst bumming his wife.
It's his own fault really for staying at a Travel Lodge.
Or the more obvious the husband bums you while you bum his wife. The question of course then is if the wife was really fit, would you? It's his own fault really for staying at a Travel Lodge.
Even if I'd bugged out to my post apocalypse bug hole no one is going near my bum hole.
Timmy40 said:
No I WOULD NOT. It's perfectly reasonable indeed normal, for a man to bum a woman without ever wanting to be bummed himself.
Of course it is but this was more a tongue-in-cheek comment on the age old topic that sometimes comes up in discussion with friends when you've all had a few to drink, a bit like a more sordid version of the Indecent Proposal $1m question. Just how fit would the women have to be for you to contemplate getting into a threesome with a married couple? If anyone has seen the episode of The Office where Gareth "pulls" at a club, you'll know what I mean.
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