Prepping

[iphonedyou]

Cotty said:

Only using them as they are to hand, do you think if they had access to guns they would not use them?

That's a shaky argument for granting easier access to guns.

[iphonedyou]

Timmy40 said:

Even if I'd bugged out to my post apocalypse bug hole no one is going near my bum hole.

Just you wait until 5ohmustang arrives at your bug-out homestead, offering a warm hug and some cold grits. You'll soon change your tune.

[Guvernator]

iphonedyou said:

Timmy40 said:

Even if I'd bugged out to my post apocalypse bug hole no one is going near my bum hole.

Just you wait until 5ohmustang arrives at your bug-out homestead, offering a warm hug and some cold grits. You'll soon change your tune.

Or more likely when you go crawling to his, cap in hand and have nothing else of worth to offer.

[iphonedyou]

Guvernator said:

Or more likely when you go crawling to his, cap in hand and have nothing else of worth to offer.

You've a high opinion of my bum hole, I'll give you that.

[Cotty]

iphonedyou said:

Cotty said:

Only using them as they are to hand, do you think if they had access to guns they would not use them?

That's a shaky argument for granting easier access to guns.

Hell no. I was referring to India, as per the story I posted about them killing each other over water. Easy access to guns would mean more of them dead.

[Guvernator]

iphonedyou said:

Guvernator said:

Or more likely when you go crawling to his, cap in hand and have nothing else of worth to offer.

You've a high opinion of my bum hole, I'll give you that.

Not me but I'm sure you'll be quite the catch for some prepper come the apocalypse, after-all "real" men cannot live on grits and urine alone. Luckily he'll be the type of guy who CAN defend his family so you should live for quite a while.

Fortunately due to my lack of prepping, I'll already be dead.

[iphonedyou]

Cotty said:

Hell no. I was referring to India, as per the story I posted about them killing each other over water. Easy access to guns would mean more of them dead.

Fair enough, with you now.

[Halmyre]

iphonedyou said:

Cotty said:

Hell no. I was referring to India, as per the story I posted about them killing each other over water. Easy access to guns would mean more of them dead.

Fair enough, with you now.

Some people read a story like that and think "these people need better supply infrastructure to obtain water". Some people read a story like that and think "these people need guns to obtain water".

[Some Gump]

Cotty said:

The ultimate comeback is no comeback. Yep you are right, nothing is going to happen, just carry on, nothing is going to happen. Nothing ever happens, don't buy am umbrella as its not going to rain, don't buy sunscreen as you are not going to get burt.

Kek, they never saw me coming.

[Some Gump]

Cotty said:

Hell no. I was referring to India, as per the story I posted about them killing each other over water. Easy access to guns would mean more of them dead.

It seems the ones being killed were the ones hoarding the water. Can you see the irony in that?

[Huff]

avinalarf said:

Countdown said:

Easier for a horny Stag to find them....

Nice pic......that brings back memories......1974 was having a drink in a hotel in Nottingham .......managed to chat up these two gals.........and then.....

You ended-up in Woollaton Park, mid-November Rut?

[Cotty]

Some Gump said:

Cotty said:

Hell no. I was referring to India, as per the story I posted about them killing each other over water. Easy access to guns would mean more of them dead.

It seems the ones being killed were the ones hoarding the water. Can you see the irony in that?

I don't think there is a prepper culture in India, some people had water some did not, perhaps some realized there would be a shortage and conserved what they had and the other people did not.

I have a 3kg bag of rice as I eat a lot of curry, chilly, stir fry etc. It just something I consume on a regular basis so makes economic sense to buy a large bag. If for example hypothetically speaking the st hits the fan, would you deem me a horder because I have more rice than the next person?

[walm]

Cotty said:

I have a 3kg bag of rice as I eat a lot of curry, chilly, stir fry etc. It just something I consume on a regular basis so makes economic sense to buy a large bag. If for example hypothetically speaking the st hits the fan, would you deem me a horder because I have more rice than the next person?

It depends.
How many tampons are in your house RIGHT NOW?

[Cotty]

walm said:

It depends.
How many tampons are in your house RIGHT NOW?

Give it up with the tampon st, that joke died a long time ago.

Edited by Cotty on Friday 1st July 09:20

[Halmyre]

Cotty said:

walm said:

It depends.
How many tampons are in your house RIGHT NOW?

tampon st

You're using it wrong.

[Cotty]

Halmyre said:

You're using it wrong.

It not funny anymore you are just making yourself look stupid.

[Guvernator]

Cotty said:

It not funny anymore you are just making yourself look stupid.

I'm still finding it amusing tbh.

[walm]

Guvernator said:

I'm still finding it amusing tbh.

Thanks fella.
I'll be here all day, don't forget to tip your waitress.

Sorry Cotty.
Let's get back to the armoured donkeys.

[Halmyre]

Cotty said:

Halmyre said:

You're using it wrong.

It not funny anymore you are just making yourself look stupid.

Jokes don't die, they just become...zombies! Aargh!

[DonkeyApple]

Guvernator said:

iphonedyou said:

Timmy40 said:

Even if I'd bugged out to my post apocalypse bug hole no one is going near my bum hole.

Just you wait until 5ohmustang arrives at your bug-out homestead, offering a warm hug and some cold grits. You'll soon change your tune.

Or more likely when you go crawling to his, cap in hand and have nothing else of worth to offer.

You'll be shot dead at 1000 yards and your final memory will be of a faint whiff of deer urine.