Christians on PH?

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mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Jesus never got through mechanics' school...

He ran away every time someone mentioned crossmember.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Another one there...

Monkeylegend

26,389 posts

231 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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kowalski655 said:
Monkeylegend said:
KrazyIvan said:
Jehovah's witnesses are encouraged to live within there means, and not to pursue a lifestyle that would be a distraction from being one. So they can choose to own whatever they can afford weather a smart car or a Porsche.
They are not allowed to do oil changes though.
Damn near choked on my beer, laughing at that
Sorry about that have a beer on me wink

Andehh

7,110 posts

206 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
Another one there...
And here!

kowalski655

14,641 posts

143 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
kowalski655 said:
Monkeylegend said:
KrazyIvan said:
Jehovah's witnesses are encouraged to live within there means, and not to pursue a lifestyle that would be a distraction from being one. So they can choose to own whatever they can afford weather a smart car or a Porsche.
They are not allowed to do oil changes though.
Damn near choked on my beer, laughing at that
Sorry about that have a beer on me wink
That's a good enough excuse to have another one smile
Cheers. (hic)

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Andehh said:
mybrainhurts said:
Another one there...
And here!
Bloody hell, they're breeding like rabbits...hehe

smn159

12,661 posts

217 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
Are there any devil worshippers on PH?

I'd like to talk about Beelzebub and Vauxhalls.
That made me laugh more than it should have hehe

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Religion is for weak people who lack the personal fortitude to understand what is, and what isn't, an appropriate moral and ethical code.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,367 posts

150 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
What sort of car would Jesus drive?
Morris Traveller perhaps, he could do all the woodwork himself.

Chainsaw Rebuild

2,006 posts

102 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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I am, though I don't attend church. I'm remarkably liberal too.

superfuse

103 posts

131 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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trickywoo said:
I fear the Jesus spring when I'm working on cars if that helps.
DFV throttle slides? Them Jesus springs are little bds go bloody miles!

jonamv8

3,151 posts

166 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Go on then I'd be interested in this hope you talk of low pro and what jesus or god brings to your life

Im athiest, cant stand church but each to their own as long as no ones getting hurt

Mopey

2,396 posts

155 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Shame this has predictably gone the way it has. Is it impossible to discuss things like this without mockery?

Anyway OP I'm a Christian and work for a church also, so you are not the only one. For what it's worth I know lots of Christians into cars just as I know plenty that are into sports, arts etc. not every Christian fits the stereotype we see on TV etc etc.

DuckAvenger

324 posts

133 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Another one here. Twice jumped from the roof because of the rapture but I'm sure I'm well enough for the next one.

/s

I don't now how anyone can be so dumb enough to believe some fairytale.

Eric Mc

122,032 posts

265 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Or conversely, assume they are so smart that they they have know everything.

stuartmmcfc

8,662 posts

192 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Eric Mc said:
Or conversely, assume they are so smart that they they have know everything.
I've never found this to be the sole preserve of Christians.

MDMA .

8,896 posts

101 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Eric Mc

122,032 posts

265 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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stuartmmcfc said:
Eric Mc said:
Or conversely, assume they are so smart that they they have know everything.
I've never found this to be the sole preserve of Christians.
Absolutely. Most Christians would agree.

stuartmmcfc

8,662 posts

192 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Eric Mc said:
stuartmmcfc said:
Eric Mc said:
Or conversely, assume they are so smart that they they have know everything.
I've never found this to be the sole preserve of Christians.
Absolutely. Most Christians would agree.
I'm going to have to give this some thought...

Eric Mc

122,032 posts

265 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Thinking is good.