Christians on PH?

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AndrewEH1

4,917 posts

154 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
trickywoo said:
I fear the Jesus spring when I'm working on cars if that helps.
Is that like the Arab Spring, only Jewish?
laughrofl

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Higgs boson said:
I know what a black sheep feels like! biggrin
Close your eyes. Feels just like a normal sheep.

Not worth the extra, I reckon.

standards

1,140 posts

219 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
As does ridiculous levels of privilege and protection. 26 bishops in the House Of Lords, tax breaks, compulsory RE in schools and on and on.

Swings and roundabouts.
Privilege & protection, bishops in legislature fair points. My eldest did RE all through to A level. All bar one of the teachers were non christian and there are reasons (which you may disagree with) they had for teaching RE. Only faith inculcation in RC schools. And private ones.

Count me in as Christian. Personal decision over 40 years ago.

Meoricin

2,880 posts

170 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Low Pro said:
Higgs boson said:
Another atheist here.
However, my brother was a missionary, my wife is a Sunday school teacher. Her sister was a missionary, and all her family are church-goers.
I know what a black sheep feels like! biggrin
Must be something in it do you not think?
Wow, starting the conversion attempts?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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SpeckledJim said:
Higgs boson said:
I know what a black sheep feels like! biggrin
Close your eyes. Feels just like a normal sheep.

Not worth the extra, I reckon.
Safer, though. Nobody can see you in the dark.

standards

1,140 posts

219 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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FreeLitres said:
LOADS of Christians on here!

Look forward to seeing them all at Morning Worship tomorrow!

ApOrbital

9,968 posts

119 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Yes but not very interested in the crap they talk about

Kum ba yah, my lord, kum ba yah

Oh lord, kum ba yah

Someone needs you lord, kum ba yah
Oh lord, kum ba yah


silly

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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FreeLitres said:
LOADS of Christians on here!

The English Inquisition? I missed that...

rehab71

3,362 posts

191 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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stuartmmcfc said:
I'm one but you'll find there's to many people that love to ridicule and go on about "sky faries" or "invisible friend" on here.
That's because we're right! 'Being an atheist is like being the only sober one and no one letting you drive'

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
SpeckledJim said:
Higgs boson said:
I know what a black sheep feels like! biggrin
Close your eyes. Feels just like a normal sheep.

Not worth the extra, I reckon.
Safer, though. Nobody can see you in the dark.
True enough. Then they can't tell your other parishioners.

cailean

917 posts

174 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Another 'one' here, our church in Sussex has a few petrol heads, but not many. Trying to get a group to Le Mans but failed so far. The church is setting up a car maintenance/repair 'ministry' to carry out basic car services for families, single mums, retired people etc who want to take their cars somewhere they can trust and not get ripped off.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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SpeckledJim said:
mybrainhurts said:
SpeckledJim said:
Higgs boson said:
I know what a black sheep feels like! biggrin
Close your eyes. Feels just like a normal sheep.

Not worth the extra, I reckon.
Safer, though. Nobody can see you in the dark.
True enough. Then they can't tell your other parishioners.
Aye, they'd all want a go.

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

100 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Does the God Squad drive Citroën DSes or is that deeply sinful?


Crush

15,077 posts

170 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
SpeckledJim said:
Higgs boson said:
I know what a black sheep feels like! biggrin
Close your eyes. Feels just like a normal sheep.

Not worth the extra, I reckon.
Safer, though. Nobody can see you in the dark.
Until the sheep grins

DukeDickson

4,721 posts

214 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
stuartmmcfc said:
Unfortunately, being persecuted and ridiculed goes with the territory and always has smile
As does ridiculous levels of privilege and protection. 26 bishops in the House Of Lords, tax breaks, compulsory RE in schools and on and on.

Swings and roundabouts.
A protection racket the Mafia would kill for & one that is often trying very hard to lose what remaining traction it has.
For balance & the inevitable responses, both olds are quite heavily involved (in a very local sense) and when I said as much, I didn't quite get the response I expected.


Some all round practicality and honesty would go a long way, but is unlikely. So, currently deciding whether or not I should help the olds make life more uncomfortable than the man can do alone, which he's quite good at smile.

jdw100

4,126 posts

165 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Jehovas Witnesses are not allowed sports cars. Cars should be suitable for transporting other JWs to events and to areas for knocking on doors.

DukeDickson

4,721 posts

214 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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jdw100 said:
Jehovas Witnesses are not allowed sports cars. Cars should be suitable for transporting other JWs to events and to areas for knocking on doors.
Surely there are interesting things that could meet that brief, while not being sports cars as such. Something like an RS6 would, while not being a sports car, be a great way of covering a greater area wink.

jdw100

4,126 posts

165 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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DukeDickson said:
jdw100 said:
Jehovas Witnesses are not allowed sports cars. Cars should be suitable for transporting other JWs to events and to areas for knocking on doors.
Surely there are interesting things that could meet that brief, while not being sports cars as such. Something like an RS6 would, while not being a sports car, be a great way of covering a greater area wink.
I think it would need to be quite low key as well. I believe they should not own a flashy motor....

I could be confusing them with Mormons.....possibly.

Vaud

50,617 posts

156 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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I am an atheist but with a view that many of the stories in the bible are good moral codes, if that makes sense?

stuartmmcfc

8,664 posts

193 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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jdw100 said:
DukeDickson said:
jdw100 said:
Jehovas Witnesses are not allowed sports cars. Cars should be suitable for transporting other JWs to events and to areas for knocking on doors.
Surely there are interesting things that could meet that brief, while not being sports cars as such. Something like an RS6 would, while not being a sports car, be a great way of covering a greater area wink.
I think it would need to be quite low key as well. I believe they should not own a flashy motor....

I could be confusing them with Mormons.....possibly.
Personally I wouldn't touch the JWs. I had a couple visit me several times last summer.
They were very nice and sincere people and i had to admire their dedication.
However, I began to be uncomfortable with the message they preached. Everything they said was backed up with quotes from the Bible and I began to think I'd got it wrong.
I had a long chat with my Vicar about it. He showed me how anything can be proved using the Bible if you want. It's about context, both of the time it was written and from what else was said both before and after it.
The Bible (espeically the New Testament) is a very simply written and accesible book but it is also very deep and it's important to read it all and think about it.
For the record,
I have no issue at all with other religions. It doesn't matter.
I have no problem with homosexuals. God made us all.
I will swear, I will drink to much, Ive looked at porn and I did my fair share of shagging around before i was married. I'm working on it though.
The only people I have a problem with is Utd fans but I suppose the devil has to support some one wink
The OP asked if there was anyone else like him and I've been impressed by those who've stood up to be counted
I've not been surprised by the "funny" posts.

Anyway, back to the piss taking chaps smile