Jail sentences of approx 2 years!?
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You could do 153mph on a motorcycle.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3412322/Sh...
ETA - or you could send a couple of million facebook spam messages.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3642189/2-...
You could also claim rape - maybe one to avoid.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3372802/Wo...
Or you could notch up £75k in fraud.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3645904/Fr...
To be honest, just doing a google search of "Daily Mail jailed two years" should give you plenty of material.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3412322/Sh...
ETA - or you could send a couple of million facebook spam messages.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3642189/2-...
You could also claim rape - maybe one to avoid.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3372802/Wo...
Or you could notch up £75k in fraud.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3645904/Fr...
To be honest, just doing a google search of "Daily Mail jailed two years" should give you plenty of material.
Edited by sebhaque on Sunday 17th July 19:56
There are loads, but just pick from one of these and hilarity will undoubtedly ensue in your house:
(Maximum sentences)
Administering drugs to obtain intercourse Sexual Offences Act 1956 s.4 2 years
Sex with adult relative: penetration Sexual Offences Act 2003 s. 64 2 years
Sex with adult relative: consenting to penetration Sexual Offences Act 2003 s.65 2 years
Exposure Sexual Offences Act 2003 s. 66 2 years
Voyeurism Sexual Offences Act 2003 s. 67 2 years
Intercourse with an animal Sexual Offences Act 2003 s. 69 2 years
Sexual penetration of a corpse Sexual Offences Act 2003 s. 70 2 years
Procuring others to commit homosexual acts Sexual Offences Act 1967 s.4 2 years
Or, if you must, Wanton or furious driving Offences against the Person Act 1861 s.35 2 years
(Maximum sentences)
Administering drugs to obtain intercourse Sexual Offences Act 1956 s.4 2 years
Sex with adult relative: penetration Sexual Offences Act 2003 s. 64 2 years
Sex with adult relative: consenting to penetration Sexual Offences Act 2003 s.65 2 years
Exposure Sexual Offences Act 2003 s. 66 2 years
Voyeurism Sexual Offences Act 2003 s. 67 2 years
Intercourse with an animal Sexual Offences Act 2003 s. 69 2 years
Sexual penetration of a corpse Sexual Offences Act 2003 s. 70 2 years
Procuring others to commit homosexual acts Sexual Offences Act 1967 s.4 2 years
Or, if you must, Wanton or furious driving Offences against the Person Act 1861 s.35 2 years
It will be the 46th anniversay of our wedding this coming September, but I cannot remember if the gift should be kevlar or polonium.
Can anyone advise please?
46 years! That's equivalent to two life sentences for murder and an extra 6 years thrown in for bad behaviour.
OP. Your gift idea is not a good one. Unless you have a death wish 💀.
Flowers, champagne and a really nice meal. That way you will survive another year.
Can anyone advise please?
46 years! That's equivalent to two life sentences for murder and an extra 6 years thrown in for bad behaviour.
OP. Your gift idea is not a good one. Unless you have a death wish 💀.
Flowers, champagne and a really nice meal. That way you will survive another year.
OpulentBob said:
Can someone translate the OP for me please? I want to enjoy this thread but just can't get my head around it
He's trying to be witty / clever.Admittedly we don't know his wife's sense of humour, but generally it sounds like a terrible idea that could massively back fire.
Just to update, below is what I created.
So as a joke, instead of 2 years married to her, I could have spent 2 years in jail! In return she got me rude socks & a T shirt of how she owns my sorry ass. Alls fair in love & war!
Front:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/72120595/20160...
and
Back:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/phx1ayqptzqmppw/20160726...
So as a joke, instead of 2 years married to her, I could have spent 2 years in jail! In return she got me rude socks & a T shirt of how she owns my sorry ass. Alls fair in love & war!
Front:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/72120595/20160...
and
Back:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/phx1ayqptzqmppw/20160726...
Edited by Andehh on Friday 29th July 11:40
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