Jail sentences of approx 2 years!?

[Ari]

Lucky, lucky Kate...

[SplatSpeed]

two year sentence

probably speeding whilst on the phone

[BrassMan]

creampuff said:

bigandclever said:

There are loads, but just pick from one of these and hilarity will undoubtedly ensue in your house:

Sexual penetration of a corpse Sexual Offences Act 2003 s. 70 2 years

If you just strip the corpse naked and nut one out over it, is that still an offence?

Record yourself doing it and put it on RedTube.

Let us know how you get on.