Anybody else 'odd' shaped

Anybody else 'odd' shaped

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WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

240 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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944fan said:
Issi said:
Why don't they do size 33 or 35?
This was the whole premise behind the store "Gap". They were meant to cover the gap sizes that no one else did. Somewhere along the line they abandoned this and just sell mostly the usual sizes.

I am 6'5'' with a 6'8'' arm span so length of things can be hard. Places like CT Shirts, TM Lewin etc are good because they do longer sleeved shirts. Hawes and Curtis now do longer sleeves in their casual range too.
I didn't know TM Lewin did longer sleeves thumbup I usually end up wearing the arm equivalent of ankle swingers.

Handy for painting ceilings mind biggrin

Smokehead

7,703 posts

229 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Why am I reminded of that advert for MoneySuperMarket? hehe

giger

732 posts

195 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Issi said:
... 34w slightly too large meaning a belt.
And even then, the belt holes are slightly off, so it's either hoiking them up every two minutes or feeling slightly pinched....
Same problem here (clothes as well as belt). With the belt I get the closest size and then drill a new hole where I need one biggrin

andy-xr

13,204 posts

205 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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louiebaby said:
I'm 34 to 36 inch waist, 36 to 38 inch leg, and massive thighs.

Always makes jean shopping tricky. 36 x 36 is normally fine, but they seem to fit like jeggings. frown

The link above looks good, I might have to have a dabble. (And slip a cowboy hat in the basket too.) wink
I havent seen them over here, but I found loads of 'athletic fit' Levis in the US that fit perfectly - I have a similar problem, jeans on sale at the moment are slim fit which cling to me on the upper legs but are fine after about half way down my leg.

durbster

10,288 posts

223 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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This can't be a problem because clothes sizes are MADE OF LIES.

I've had trousers that are 28, 30 and 32 that all fitted on the waist (and I'm fairly consistently sized).

In fact, I'm 37 and I don't think I've ever successfully purchased trousers that fit properly. I'll admit my hatred of the whole clothes buying process means I often exit the changing room with the phrase, "fk it, that'll do" - followed by months of regret - but I resent the fact I have to try multiple sizes on when they should be made to consistent measurements in the first place.

Incorrect sizes should incur massive fines: £10,000 for every inch off the actual size.

I was thinking of measuring my waist with a bit of string then testing the trousers in the shop that way. Is that weird? biggrin

TwigtheWonderkid

43,427 posts

151 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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durbster said:
This can't be a problem because clothes sizes are MADE OF LIES.

I've had trousers that are 28, 30 and 32 that all fitted on the waist (and I'm fairly consistently sized).

In fact, I'm 37 and I don't think I've ever successfully purchased trousers that fit properly. I'll admit my hatred of the whole clothes buying process means I often exit the changing room with the phrase, "fk it, that'll do" - followed by months of regret - but I resent the fact I have to try multiple sizes on when they should be made to consistent measurements in the first place.

Incorrect sizes should incur massive fines: £10,000 for every inch off the actual size.

I was thinking of measuring my waist with a bit of string then testing the trousers in the shop that way. Is that weird? biggrin
You're right and I don't get it. It's inches ffs. Trousers that are 32" waist and 34 inch leg should all be identical. Shirts are just as bad. Some 17" collars choke me to death, whilst others have room for a friend. How hard can in be to make them the right size.



Uncle John

4,302 posts

192 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Getting weird looks on the train as I piss myself laughing.

I can relate to all of it as well being an odd shape myself.

Wide shouldered, Tyson necked, barrel chested, longish torso, Orang Utang arms, 36 inch waist, massive thighs, short stumpy legs, 5ft 7 with size 11 feet, covered in hair. In fact reading that back I think I might be 'The Missing Link'.

Explains why I find Alfa Romeos comfortable to drive.

Perhaps we should start a Pistonheads Victorian style freak show????

Pints

18,444 posts

195 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Uncle John said:
Perhaps we should start a Pistonheads Victorian style freak show????
Also known as "Sunday Service".

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

100 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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I am the perfect size. It's not my fault that the overwhelming majority of people on this planet are deviant obscenities.

Also, why should I pay the same for a shirt marked M as the pie eaters in XXXXL? Surely some discount should be available for not needing as much cotton?




J4CKO

41,663 posts

201 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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NeMiSiS said:
J4CKO said:
NeMiSiS said:
I have a 26 inch neck, buying s scarf is a nightmare.
Eh, how ?

Bodybuilding ?
Mummy says it's because I'm special.


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Ps. Are you the same Jacko along with jackos mate from SN ?



Edited by NeMiSiS on Wednesday 20th July 21:38
Yep, thats us !

AM guessing you are the same NeMIsIs ?

ashleyman

6,989 posts

100 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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louiebaby said:
I'm 34 to 36 inch waist, 36 to 38 inch leg, and massive thighs.

Always makes jean shopping tricky. 36 x 36 is normally fine, but they seem to fit like jeggings. frown

The link above looks good, I might have to have a dabble. (And slip a cowboy hat in the basket too.) wink
This is me although I'm a 32 waist, 32 leg but with massive thighs. 32 x 32 is uncomfortably skin tight and badly fitting around the butt/crotch (look like I have permanent boner) area except from one store. I now buy ALL of my trousers from that one store except suit trousers. Most of my suits are hand finished by the shop so they're always fine!

I also have quite a fat neck and broad shoulders so I'm buying shirts to fit my neck and shoulders that are too long in the arms and torso area. For this reason I hate buying shirts.

bimsb6

8,047 posts

222 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Why don't they do size 33 or 35?

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Widely available in the states , good excuse for a holiday , mind you after the holiday you will fit the 36 .

jonesof63

947 posts

138 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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I'm a rather heavily built 6ft 7 and circa 23 stones in old money, it has advantages and disadvantages. On the rare occasions I'm in crowded pubs I tend to get served quickly, however buying clothes and domestic airline flights are a pain in my substantial arse .

Meridius

1,608 posts

153 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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OP should eat til hes in a 34" waist or diet til hes in a 32".

shirt

22,630 posts

202 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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gap and levis are the best bet for odd sized waist sizes. levis sub brand dockers do very a very good cut/fit 5 pocket jean of which i am currently sat inside a pair [33" waist].

just had a look on their site and they also do a range up to 58" waist and 38" leg for all you freaks out there tongue out


ApOrbital

9,969 posts

119 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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I think CC is odd and shaped odd unless he had worms and slimmed down a bit and using a wig just joking CC.

Thankyou4calling

10,612 posts

174 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Typical odd shaped Pistonheader as they see themselves:



Typical odd shaped pistonheader as they actually are:


ApOrbital

9,969 posts

119 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Awww nurty is not that odd shaped.

MrBarry123

6,029 posts

122 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
Typical odd shaped Pistonheader as they see themselves:



Typical odd shaped pistonheader as they actually are:

rofl

Tony 1234

3,465 posts

228 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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ApOrbital said:
Pints said:
LordHaveMurci said:
I have short arms & longish legs...
Are you genetically linked to a tyrannosaurus rex?
Cheers that made me laugh.

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