If you were the last person left on earth.......

[Davey S2]

Play lots of golf, drink lots of wine, drive lots of cars.

Probably have the odd wk as well.

I expect I'd get bored after a few years then probably top myself.

[Tuvra]

Davey S2 said:

Play lots of golf, drink lots of wine, drive lots of cars.

Probably have the odd wk as well.

I expect I'd get bored after a few years then probably top myself.

Maintaining your own golf course would probably be a full time job

[Ayahuasca]

I would spend some time building a zombie vehicle and constructing a zombie-proof home, just in case.


What if you are already the last person left on Earth,and everyone else is just in your imagination?

[Doofus]

Ayahuasca said:

What if you are already the last person left on Earth,and everyone else is just in your imagination?

If the conversations that take plsce on PH are actually all in my mind, then I am properly hatstand, with no hope of rescue...

[EnglishTony]

^^ Chill. You are just a figment of my imagination.

[Doofus]

EnglishTony said:

^^ Chill. You are just a figment of my imagination.

Well that's a relief. To at least one of us...

[mybrainhurts]

Davey S2 said:

Probably have the odd wk as well.

Odd in what way?

[Wacky Racer]

phil1979 said:

I'd rob a bank so that I had enough cash to buy anything that I wanted.

lol!

Who are you going to give it to?

[Pommygranite]

Wacky Racer said:

phil1979 said:

I'd rob a bank so that I had enough cash to buy anything that I wanted.

lol!

Who are you going to give it to?

He's going to buy you a whoosh parrot...

[AstonZagato]

mybrainhurts said:

Davey S2 said:

Probably have the odd wk as well.

Odd in what way?

He's saved a picture of Anne Widdecombe for the eventuality.

[mybrainhurts]

AstonZagato said:

mybrainhurts said:

Davey S2 said:

Probably have the odd wk as well.

Odd in what way?

He's saved a picture of Anne Widdecombe for the eventuality.

You don't think Diane Abbott, then...?

[Lugy]

I'd go into work and make unnecessary photocopies. Similarly, I'd probably walk into a printing company and print off every bit of smut on the internet while it still worked.

[peterperkins]

Lugy said:

I'd probably walk into a printing company and print off every bit of smut on the internet while it still worked.

I think that might take a while!!

[Vitorio]

The news of DMN passing just hit me, and made me realize i'd probably be quite sad for a bit if everyone else was suddenly gone..

And i do like the setting fire to the office bit, i'd do that as well.

[amancalledrob]

mybrainhurts said:

Davey S2 said:

Probably have the odd wk as well.

Odd in what way?

Odd in that there's no one to practice for anymore

[Vitorio]

amancalledrob said:

Odd in that there's no one to practice for anymore

Having a wk isnt practicing though is it? I mean unless you are practicing for wking someone else... there is little overlap in terms of what you are actually doing.

[Chevykevv]

Ayahuasca said:

I would spend some time building a zombie vehicle and constructing a zombie-proof home, just in case.

Just buy one of these:

[StuTheGrouch]

Chevykevv said:

Just buy one of these:

Take one. Not buy

[boyse7en]

I'd probably wander about for a while, visiting a few places I always wanted to see. Then I would die from a mild and currently easily curable disease or infection

[dazwalsh]

Days out would get a whole lot more interesting. Nearest supercar dealerships for a few joyrides obviously before I set about destroying the gaff

A large transporter truck with a tank and enough RPG's and ammunition to destroy a small city on the back, first port of call would be out to a good sized airport for some target practice on idle commercial aircraft, before heading into central London for some carnage. Buckingham palace would be levelled and i would set fire to the shard just for the sheer hell of it.

Once I've had my fill in London it's through the channel onto the continent to continue my adventure before I ultimately admit that my existence is pointless and shoot myself.