If you were the last person left on earth.......

If you were the last person left on earth.......

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dub16v

1,119 posts

141 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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When driving back to my parents' house (Ely to Newbury) I've always wondered how quickly I could do the trip with no other cars on the road in a Zonda F.

Improving my time would keep my occupied for a few days.

Theophany

1,069 posts

130 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Catch pokemon at VMAX in some flash car left lying around in Kensington or Mayfair.

Vitorio

4,296 posts

143 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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First off, acquire a gun. At some point wild animals might become a threat. What's more, if i get stuck in a situation where i need help or would otherwise die a painful slow death, might as well off myself and save myself the agony.

Second, cars, acquire cool cars, and probably go road-tripping around europe.

coopedup

3,741 posts

139 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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pinchmeimdreamin said:
Start a what car? thread on PH.
hehe

read5458

503 posts

183 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Slowly make my way to area 51 and do everything possible to get inside.

Find a ufo and fly to the nearest populated alien plant and end up in their version of a zoo or dissected and dead.


amancalledrob

1,248 posts

134 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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As already stated, it'd be incredibly depressing. It would also be important to carry some means of ending it quickly if I ended up stuck down a deep hole/trapped in a car injured/stranded at sea, etc

I'd build myself an incredible home. I know I could just use one that's already there but I think I'd want to construct one in a cliff somewhere, overlooking the sea. Figuring out how to do it and completing the work would occupy plenty of time. I think the next thing I'd want to do is learn how to fly a helicopter. I can fly a model one and of course that doesn't mean I'd jump in and be immediately proficient but I like to think I'd have a better chance than a layperson of avoiding burning fiery death in the first five minutes, assuming I can work out how to turn the thing on

Obvs a dog for company if they still exist plus obligatory hooning in supercars and on the flashiest Ducati I can find, perhaps a MotoGP bike if I can find one

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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FFS...do I get the bloody sheep or not?

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

175 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
FFS...do I get the bloody sheep or not?
Yeah, but you have to inflate it yourself.

Me, probably get killed doing something mundane like walking down the stairs.

S10GTA

12,673 posts

167 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I'd find they keys to trident and blow somewhere up, just to see what happened.

Laurel Green

30,776 posts

232 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Talk to myself - a lot!

Quickmoose

4,489 posts

123 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I'd move to Menton in the South of France as has easy access to different climates - sunny beaches, winter slopes, awesome driving roads, motorways and switch backs. Great local food... wine from Italy, beer from Germany...all within a couple of hours...
Erm, I'd use Monaco's source of high powered cars and boats to get about...
Decent properties by beaches/mountains

The internet should fill in any time gaps.

sjabrown

1,913 posts

160 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I'd kill myself. Life would suddenly serve very little purpose.

Crush

15,077 posts

169 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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read5458 said:
Slowly make my way to area 51 and do everything possible to get inside.

Find a ufo and fly to the nearest populated alien plant and end up in their version of a zoo or dissected and dead.
Do some anal probing before they catch you

Wacky Racer

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38,142 posts

247 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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coopedup said:
pinchmeimdreamin said:
Start a what car? thread on PH.
hehe
Have another hehe

Wacky Racer

Original Poster:

38,142 posts

247 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
FFS...do I get the bloody sheep or not?
I never knew you were Welsh..........

Vitorio

4,296 posts

143 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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anonymous said:
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Well you could take a few days of driving practice on a track to get used to high power supercars right?

Raid the local ferrari dealer, take em to a track, and once youve managed more then a few laps without wrecking and swapping into the next one, go for the road!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I'd search out the corpse of Russell Brand and feed it to a monkey.

ApOrbital

9,959 posts

118 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
FFS...do I get the bloody sheep or not?
Nope you will get a afghanistan donkey.

hora

37,115 posts

211 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I'd be Peter Ustinov in Logan's Run.

Either that or beat myself to death.

prand

5,915 posts

196 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I was watching a "last person on earth" comedy show on a plane earlier this year. It started off pretty predicatably (like some of the ideas above), he's just about to kill himself out of boredom then this annoying woman appears in episode 2 and ruins the whole thing (and all the guy's fun, then I suppose she does save his life).