If you were the last person left on earth.......

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Robertj21a said:

zebra said:

First port of call for destruction, Stamford Bridge, Old Traford, Emirates and Stadium of Light. I may leave the UK, travel to America, break in and nuke them whilst watching with satisfaction via satellite. I accept I cannot return to the UK having made it a nuclear wasteland but why stay here anyway.

How do you travel to America ?

On a donkey, you 'tard, don't you know anything?