If you were the last person left on earth.......

[Vitorio]

prand said:

I was watching a "last person on earth" comedy show on a plane earlier this year. It started off pretty predicatably (like some of the ideas above), he's just about to kill himself out of boredom then this annoying woman appears in episode 2 and ruins the whole thing (and all the guy's fun, then I suppose she does save his life).

Sounds bloody horrible, finally some piece and quiet and the freedom to sit in your couch in your boxers and eat cereal for diner, then a woman shows up, and she's got no-one else in the world to annoy but you!

[Terminator X]

Vitorio said:

prand said:

I was watching a "last person on earth" comedy show on a plane earlier this year. It started off pretty predicatably (like some of the ideas above), he's just about to kill himself out of boredom then this annoying woman appears in episode 2 and ruins the whole thing (and all the guy's fun, then I suppose she does save his life).

Sounds bloody horrible, finally some piece and quiet and the freedom to sit in your couch in your boxers and eat cereal for diner, then a woman shows up, and she's got no-one else in the world to annoy but you!

Tbf before she turned up he used to st in the swimming pool

TX.

[anonymous-user]

Crush said:

Jasandjules said:

AVV EM said:

Drink the water, eat the food and thrash the pig within an inch of its life until it blew up through an empty london!

You are David Cameron AICMFP

Oh dear.. Late night reading doesn't do me any good, only now do i realise abundance does not spell ambulance
No I am not dyslexic.. as far as I know..

[dub16v]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

A good point. Maybe I'd need to factor in a few 'slower' test runs, perhaps in a Radical 500 RXC.

And a trip via the 'ring.

[glenrobbo]

mybrainhurts said:

FFS...do I get the bloody sheep or not?

Yes you do 'Nurts, but in this imaginary post-apocalyptic world you have to fight for it!

[TheHighlander]

Pretty much everything I do in GTA.

[Johnnytheboy]

Drink a lot and play Civ 5 (if Steam still worked) if I got bored, and do the garden.

Drive really fast.

So really much like now.

[PositronicRay]

Quickmoose said:

I'd move to Menton in the South of France as has easy access to different climates - sunny beaches, winter slopes, awesome driving roads, motorways and switch backs. Great local food... wine from Italy, beer from Germany...all within a couple of hours...
Erm, I'd use Monaco's source of high powered cars and boats to get about...
Decent properties by beaches/mountains

The internet should fill in any time gaps.

Menton's pleasant. William Webb Ellis is buried there, as is that Singer bird who died when her headscarf was caught in the wheel of a motor car (although I may have imagined the last one.)

[SHutchinson]

Robbo 27 said:

There was a novel on this subject, The Stand by Stephen King.

After mentally accepting that he was the last person on earth, he discovered there was someone else alive, and they were out to get him.

I've just bought it based on your synopsis. Don't let me down, I'd hate to have wasted £2.99!

[MX5_Nuts]

Vitorio said:

Sounds bloody horrible, finally some piece and quiet and the freedom to sit in your couch in your boxers and eat cereal for diner, then a woman shows up, and she's got no-one else in the world to annoy but you!

That's when the local weapons store comes in useful.

[iphonedyou]

Scrawl the epitaph 'I told you those tampons were pointless' on 50hmustang's final resting place.

[Mafffew]

Terminator X said:

Vitorio said:

prand said:

I was watching a "last person on earth" comedy show on a plane earlier this year. It started off pretty predicatably (like some of the ideas above), he's just about to kill himself out of boredom then this annoying woman appears in episode 2 and ruins the whole thing (and all the guy's fun, then I suppose she does save his life).

Sounds bloody horrible, finally some piece and quiet and the freedom to sit in your couch in your boxers and eat cereal for diner, then a woman shows up, and she's got no-one else in the world to annoy but you!

Tbf before she turned up he used to st in the swimming pool

TX.

Well, I mean I'm not saying I would do it all the time, but I'd try it once at least.

[rossub]

Find myself a volleyball called Mr Wilson and talk to him a lot.

[StuTheGrouch]

TheHighlander said:

Pretty much everything I do in GTA.

I was thinking this. I would do whatever I could to accumulate some serious fire power and then just drive around blowing st up.

Could have a lot of fun there, like finding out how many cows can you blow up with a single grenade, and what happens if you feed nitroglycerin to chickens and then set fire to them.

[dfen5]

Spend my waking hours ridding the world of all traces of religion, just in case.

Find a Trident sub and push 'the' button, just for the Lolz.

[Vitorio]

dfen5 said:

Find a Trident sub and push 'the' button, just for the Lolz.

Im pretty sure the point of those subs is that they are hard to find

[TVR1]

Vitorio said:

dfen5 said:

Find a Trident sub and push 'the' button, just for the Lolz.

Im pretty sure the point of those subs is that they are hard to find

Just wait for one of them to run into a very large, well lit ship, in one of the busiest shipping lanes around the UK. Like a moth to a flame, these Trident subs.... Job jobbed.

[Robbo 27]

SHutchinson said:

I've just bought it based on your synopsis. Don't let me down, I'd hate to have wasted £2.99!

I wouldnt mind reading it again, it must be 25 years old, let me know if it still works as a good novel.

[Ayahuasca]

To everyone dreaming of empty roads - good luck ridding them of the millions of abandoned cars that choke them.

[Einion Yrth]

Ayahuasca said:

To everyone dreaming of empty roads - good luck ridding them of the millions of abandoned cars that choke them.