Things which are NOT COUNCIL at all.....

[EnglishTony]

Being wary of social climbers

[TR4man]

Being able to hold a conversation, no matter how short, without using F words.

[Disastrous]

singlecoil said:

NeMiSiS said:

Bellstaff wax oil jacket.

Being able to spell Belstaff is not council

Also, covering your waxed Belstaff in oil. My Belstaff is waxed cotton, thank you very much. No oil in sight!

[Defcon5]

sc0tt said:

Shotguns

Specifically non sawn off shotguns

[Finlandia]

Faust66 said:

As far as I'm concerned? Yes. Very much so.

(bonus non-council points should be awarded if it's a T5 model finished in metallic saffron with a black leather interior and the Dolby pro logic speaker on the dash)

Ah well, nearly there. It is the T5 and it has got the Dolby system, but it's black with tan interior, but as a plus? it's manual.

[Faust66]

Finlandia said:

Faust66 said:

As far as I'm concerned? Yes. Very much so.

(bonus non-council points should be awarded if it's a T5 model finished in metallic saffron with a black leather interior and the Dolby pro logic speaker on the dash)

Ah well, nearly there. It is the T5 and it has got the Dolby system, but it's black with tan interior, but as a plus? it's manual.

Sounds good to me!

[Mothersruin]

Point to Point for a pleasant day's racing.

[0a]

SAABs.

[Wacky Racer]

Not having a tramp stamp.

Buying your food at Sainsburys

Living in Lower Slaughter in The Cotswolds

NOT having a facebook account

Sending your daughter to a Swiss finishing school

[WizzBang]

Writing a thank you letter.

[WizzBang]

Voting 'Remain'.

[N-TY4C]

Only drinking filter coffee from freshly ground coffee beans

[mikees]

Faust66 said:

Finlandia said:

Faust66 said:

Hoofy said:

Thankyou4calling said:

"Things which are not Council at all"

My first suggestion :

Driving a Volvo V70 pre 2004

Funnily, upon reading the thread title, I did think "driving an old Volvo".

My missus drives a 1999 V70 and I drive a 1970 Volvo Amazon…

Would a 1999 C70 fit the criteria?

As far as I'm concerned? Yes. Very much so.

(bonus non-council points should be awarded if it's a T5 model finished in metallic saffron with a black leather interior and the Dolby pro logic speaker on the dash)

No it's a council convertible . Estate yes, any other no.

[vournikas]

BBC Radio 3

[SpeedMattersNot]

Being married before having children.

[0a]

Eating a meal with a knife and a fork.

[Impasse]

0a said:

Eating a meal with a knife and a fork.

Knowing how to hold and use cutlery correctly.

[Finlandia]

mikees said:

No it's a council convertible

Luckily I've got the hardtop version

[Liszt]

0a said:

Eating a meal with a knife and a fork.

A knife and a fork? Think you'll find it should be the appropriate cutlery for the course with a separate set for each course.

Also, old Mercs and Volvos? No. Only in the minds of the PH aspirational. The same with old Landies. Why would you? It'd be through the farm and needs to be reliable.

[MDMA .]

having an affair with your petite PA, instead of your sister-in-law