Things which are NOT COUNCIL at all.....

[EggsBenedict]

31mph said:

Good point, the back door usually has a shorter queue as well, he could be on to something...

If the back door was a bit stuck?

[Liszt]

Disastrous said:

Did someone on here not once actually use the phrase "These days, when I board the plane I turn left..." without a trace of irony?

Brilliant.

Maybe they are the pilot. Or a steward. Or the dispatcher in the natty dirty high viz jacket and clipboard.

[SlimJim16v]

Knowing the difference between 've and of and using them correctly.

Evidence therefore makes most people on here council.

[Oilchange]

SlimJim16v said:

Knowing the difference between 've and of and using them correctly.
Evidence therefore makes most people on here council.

This, this and thrice this.
Really gets on my nerves when people get this wrong.

[singlecoil]

Oilchange said:

SlimJim16v said:

Knowing the difference between 've and of and using them correctly.
Evidence therefore makes most people on here council.

This, this and thrice this.
Really gets on my nerves when people get this wrong.

I'd of thought you would be used to it by now.

[Thankyou4calling]

Being a member of a rowing club isn't council.

[anonymous-user]

Owning a pair of estate agents, and sending your kids to private school, both named after guns.

Being so far in debt you borrow 50k off your dad, and jet of to Italy posting it all on facebook.

[Oilchange]

do not bite do not bite

singlecoil said:

I'd of thought you would be used to it by now.

[31mph]

Any Range Rover older than P38

[WD39]

Not owning a TV. If you do, only watching the news and nature programmes.
A bowling green lawn, cut by someone else.
You live on a road with no name.
Children called Jocasta and Hermione.
Drive a ten year old car, with no irony attached.
Wife does not work, she doesn't have to.
Membership of golf, tennis, yatching clubs.
A second home in the Cotswolds, a third home in a mews in Kensington.

[Freds]

Driving a 3 litre Subaru Outback with a 2 number 2 digit cherished number.

[0a]

Being distantly aware of Pistonheads, but having never posted in the forums.

[singlecoil]

Freds said:

Driving a 3 litre Subaru Outback with a 2 number 2 digit cherished number.

And the number was first owned by your grandfather.

[Digga]

Thankyou4calling said:

Being a member of a rowing club isn't council.

What, as in the Tynemouth & District a Rowing & Debating Society, or the Donnegal Fierce Argument Club?

I knew you spilled my pint.

[Trabi601]

Disastrous said:

Also, covering your waxed Belstaff in oil. My Belstaff is waxed cotton, thank you very much. No oil in sight!

Hipster tt

[Trabi601]

31mph said:

I guess it's a sign of how council I am, that I have absolutely no idea what that even means

If I had to guess, does he mean he heads for first class?

On the kind of flights I usually take, if I turned left, I'd either be in the bog or flying the plane.

[Disastrous]

Trabi601 said:

Disastrous said:

Also, covering your waxed Belstaff in oil. My Belstaff is waxed cotton, thank you very much. No oil in sight!

Hipster tt

To be fair, I'm mildly guilty as charged.

>pops on a vinyl<

[valiant]

Being a member of the MCC

[TheLordJohn]

Freds said:

Driving a 3 litre Subaru Outback with a 2 number 2 digit cherished number.

Yes, brilliant!!

[Freds]

Wearing Brook Tavener..