Things which are NOT COUNCIL at all.....

Things which are NOT COUNCIL at all.....

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ColonialNomad

30 posts

109 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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Complaining at Waitrose that the brie purchased yesterday evening for Sophie's summer French holiday show and tell at school today was from Belgium. In particular complaining about the lack of appropriate warning signage at the display counter.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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Tango13 said:
Can't remember the exact relationship but where I went to school one of the kids was an aunt or uncle to another kid!
A mate of mine is a teacher and his younger sister is a pupil at the school...

tomsugden

2,237 posts

229 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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Croquet.

J4CKO

41,634 posts

201 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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m3jappa said:
IM not sure I quite get the pistonheads fascination with 'old money'.

To me old money appears to be people who have inherited their family's wealth, have never worked or have worked but done some st job on their own estate which is actually eating into the wealth.

Asset rich and cash poor screams "I've never done a days work in my life, but I do own a few million worth of property, old guns and a bashed up 1986 range rover, I spend my time belittling the gardener who has worked his whole life here for fk all as I can't afford anymore as there isn't actually any new money coming in"

The opposite to council would be pretty much anyone who isn't the below
Bloke sells drugs, some knock off gear and always seems to be home, mrs does nails. 3 kids from different dads. Versace (fake) bed linens. Subaru with stickers, massive exhaust, not been serviced since 3 years old. Always got a 'beef' with someone, usually over nothing but "ain't getting mugged off"
This is combined with some sort of benefit scam, breeding of dogs (whatever is popular at the time), putting about 80% of what they earn up their nose! loud music at home regularly, second hand hot tub! diamond encrusted rolex

Not sure how someone who's got themselves an m3, a nice watch, works hard and lives on a bovid new build is council, I sort of get it but I think some people have never had the joy of meeting someone proper council hehe
A new build Bovid, so they live in a Buffalo ?


But I agree on the old money thing, not sure why they are so highly regarded on here ?

Budflicker

3,799 posts

185 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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Loake shoes
Charles Tyrwhitt clothing
Single malt
Hoyo del Monterry cigars. (Not expensive enough to be flashy but nice and refined)
Classic 911



Strangely I enjoy or own all the above and I'm proper council innit....

wilfandrowlf

603 posts

213 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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How about one of these?

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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wilfandrowlf said:
How about one of these?
Perhaps a tad gauche to have the logo on it, particularly that large.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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Europa1 said:
wilfandrowlf said:
How about one of these?
Perhaps a tad gauche to have the logo on it, particularly that large.
They've been doing it a long time, it's probably because the ink fades and they know people are going to be using them for years.

chrisb92

1,051 posts

125 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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Big logo = council. Any visible logo = council

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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chrisb92 said:
Big logo = council. Any visible logo = council

chrisb92

1,051 posts

125 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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RobinOakapple said:
Fair point. On certain objects it isn't council, I stand corrected!

How many other visible logos are considered not at all council?

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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chrisb92 said:
RobinOakapple said:
Fair point. On certain objects it isn't council, I stand corrected!

How many other visible logos are considered not at all council?
Not council, but as with the "in your face" nature of the F&M hamper logo, Rolls Royces are perhaps also "a tad gauche".

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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chrisb92 said:
Fair point. On certain objects it isn't council, I stand corrected!

How many other visible logos are considered not at all council?
Learjet.

Digga

40,349 posts

284 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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Budflicker said:
Loake shoes Church's
Charles Tyrwhitt clothing Yes, for work only though. (Mostly scruffy off duty.)
Single malt Yes
Hoyo del Monterry cigars. (Not expensive enough to be flashy but nice and refined) Not allowed to any more (health insurance random tests) but tried plenty and never liked any better than Honduran Don Ramos which, apparently, is a 'novice' cigar.
Classic 911 Fo Sho



Strangely I enjoy or own all the above and I'm proper council innit....I have been to the village shop in wellies and PJs - this nearly counts as going to the chippy in your slippers in my books.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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Europa1 said:
Not council, but as with the "in your face" nature of the F&M hamper logo, Rolls Royces are perhaps also "a tad gauche".
Or perhaps they aren't.

grumpy52

5,598 posts

167 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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Having a Rolls Royce given as a gift and still owning it 61 years later .
Being related to senior royalty and being very discrete about it .
Having title but not using it except on official documents .

Freds

947 posts

138 months

Thursday 4th August 2016
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Dressing for dinner

Wearing a cravat and hooped Corgi socks.

Apologising before one breaks wind.

Refusing to recognise that reality tv exists.

'Cracking one off' to a creased photo of Princess Anne aged 21 .


austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Friday 5th August 2016
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3723652/Pi...

This. As one would assume no need for those linked to such family wealth to ever get wrapped up in such matters. When they do, the crime is so much more complex and glamourous sounding, than say, Gaz on a northern council estate gets caught receiving coke from Shabbir from Pakistan.

Disastrous

10,088 posts

218 months

Friday 5th August 2016
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austinsmirk said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3723652/Pi...

This. As one would assume no need for those linked to such family wealth to ever get wrapped up in such matters. When they do, the crime is so much more complex and glamourous sounding, than say, Gaz on a northern council estate gets caught receiving coke from Shabbir from Pakistan.
You think so?

I'm the opposite. I find getting caught a great leveller. He just looks like sweaty, scared Brit, far out of his depth in those photos.

What's not council, is your father making a couple of phone calls to some old pals and the whole thing mysteriously going away.

Countdown

39,967 posts

197 months

Friday 5th August 2016
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Disastrous said:
What's not council, is your father making a couple of phone calls to some old pals and the whole thing mysteriously going away.
Clifford Norris?