If you could meet one person from history..............

If you could meet one person from history..............

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bigkeeko

1,370 posts

144 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Chevykevv said:
To Mary.

Don't you think this whole "the angels made me pregnant story has gone a bit far? tell Joseph it was his brother got you up the Duff"
"Come on Mary. Tell the truth that Roman guy you've been meeting for reading lessons......."

Robbo 27

3,654 posts

100 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Get yer asbestos shoes out sunshine because you are all going to hell in a handcart.

Goaty Bill 2

3,416 posts

120 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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doodlebug said:
ApOrbital said:
Sir Winston Churchill.

Thanks chap.
On behalf of all ANZACs, yeah, thanks.

As some compensation, at least he learnt from his mistake and got WWII right.
Dieppe?

Monkeylegend

26,475 posts

232 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Donald Trump.

Is your hairdresser Mexican by any chance?

ApOrbital

9,969 posts

119 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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laugh

Biker's Nemesis

38,717 posts

209 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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funkyrobot said:
Loon R1.

Why don't you play nicely?
Ill give you his phone number if you miss him that much.

Crush

15,077 posts

170 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Prophet Mohammed

"Do you realise the suffering you have caused? Are you sure your followers cannot eat bacon?"




Imagine never getting to feel the drip of grease dribble down your chin as you bite into a triple stacked bacon sarnie frown

bigkeeko

1,370 posts

144 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Crush said:
Prophet Mohammed

"Do you realise the suffering you have caused? Are you sure your followers cannot eat bacon?"




Imagine never getting to feel the drip of grease dribble down your chin as you bite into a triple stacked bacon sarnie frown
I had grease on my chin earlier. Underneath a Nissan Patrol at the time.

EagleMoto4-2

669 posts

105 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Gilles Villeneuve, and I would ask for a ride in his car before warning him that his mate Pironi will ultimately stab him in the back.

TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

147 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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I'd meet I K Brunel, or any other successful Victorian Engineer, and probably not stop asking him questions.

227bhp

10,203 posts

129 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Who could come up with an origional and interesting thread, i'd invite them here.

bomma220

14,502 posts

126 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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227bhp said:
Who could come up with an origional and interesting thread, i'd invite them here.
Go on then, I dare you....

williamp

19,270 posts

274 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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My Wife when she was 18 and, by all accounts a raver 90s clubber whistle possy whooo-whoooo. She has calmed down a lot since then..!!

toastybase

2,226 posts

209 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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Brunel. While talking about bridges I'd ask him to make me a jam sandwich and a cup of coffee.

The Hypno-Toad

12,289 posts

206 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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Can I have another one?
General Hans Kammler

Where is it?

Monkeylegend

26,475 posts

232 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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toastybase said:
Brunel. While talking about bridges I'd ask him to make me a jam sandwich and a cup of coffee.
I was going to mention Brunel, I need to build a few bridges.

doodlebug

746 posts

217 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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Goaty Bill 2 said:
Dieppe?
Gallipoli.

rossub

4,470 posts

191 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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leglessAlex said:
bigkeeko said:
funkyrobot said:
History. Not fking fiction!
Ok then Mr Angry, The Prophet Mohammed.

I'd ask him the same question.
But Jesus was an actual historical person, so I think that's valid.
Course he was wink

bigkeeko

1,370 posts

144 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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rossub said:
leglessAlex said:
bigkeeko said:
funkyrobot said:
History. Not fking fiction!
Ok then Mr Angry, The Prophet Mohammed.

I'd ask him the same question.
But Jesus was an actual historical person, so I think that's valid.
Course he was wink
He was. He played for Spain I think.

vonuber

17,868 posts

166 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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Answer's obvious, surely?

https://youtu.be/_R6xCWcf_VU?t=84