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Tom_C76

1,923 posts

188 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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From the top jokes at the Fringe this year... I often confuse Americans and Canadians. By using long words.

Hilts

4,388 posts

282 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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marshalla said:
Hilts said:
Fish and maths.

Anyone that says otherwise is either a wker or american or an american wker.
What about someone who uses "either" with more than 2 options?
I've been thinking, odd I know, but what about the expression 'he sleeps with the fishes'?

There may be some mafioso on here so they're obviously correct.

irocfan

40,421 posts

190 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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But is the plural of mouse (for a computer) still mice or would it be mouses?

xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
xjay1337 said:
Plural of Goose is Geese.
But how come the plural of Moose is not Meese?
And why is mongooses the plural of mongoose?
Better than Mongeese.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,346 posts

150 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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If a fly is called a fly, why isn't a flea called a jump?
And if an orange is called an orange, why isn't a banana called a yellow?

Nissan Leaf....2 Nissan Leafs of Leaves? Same re the Citroen Cactus?

And if Jenny is short for Jennifer, why isn't Connie short for Conifer?


Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Tuesday 23 August 16:43

geeks

9,169 posts

139 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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GetCarter said:
geeks said:
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Impressive smile
I take no credit, but it is a poem that was read to me at school years ago by my English teacher when as a cocky teenager I told her the value of me learning to spell was low owing to computers having spell checkers. She used it to demonstrate not only the value of learning to spell but how the computer wouldn't save me from fking up basic sentences, something I later came to appreciate as a (semi) professional writer!

iphonedyou

9,248 posts

157 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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Y'all seen 50hmustang round these here parts?

I sure woulda expected a robust defense - see what I did there? - of Americanized - again? - spelling from him.

Digger

14,660 posts

191 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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If it hasn't already been asked could someone kindly explain the differences between flammable and inflammable?

Thanking you kindly.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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Digger said:
If it hasn't already been asked could someone kindly explain the differences between flammable and inflammable?

Thanking you kindly.
One of them comes about form heating, the other comes from preheating.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
If a fly is called a fly, why isn't a flea called a jump?
And if an orange is called an orange, why isn't a banana called a yellow?

Nissan Leaf....2 Nissan Leafs of Leaves? Same re the Citroen Cactus?

And if Jenny is short for Jennifer, why isn't Connie short for Conifer?


Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Tuesday 23 August 16:43
The wife's currently driving a Cactus, you wouldn't want two.

GroundEffect

13,835 posts

156 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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227bhp said:
GroundEffect said:
Actually, Math came before maths.

How do you know this?
The first recorded usage of the abbreviation of mathematics was math. Read about it a while ago.

"“Math” as a colloquial short form of “mathematics” first appeared in print quite a while ago, in 1847, although that “math” sported a period (“It rained so that we had a math. lesson indoors.”) and was thus clearly a simple informal abbreviation. “Math” unadorned appeared by the 1870s. “Maths” is a bit newer, first appearing in print in 1911."

http://www.word-detective.com/2011/05/math-vs-math...

Just an example source, not my original one.

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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GroundEffect said:
The first recorded usage of the abbreviation of mathematics was math. Read about it a while ago.

"“Math” as a colloquial short form of “mathematics” first appeared in print quite a while ago, in 1847, although that “math” sported a period (“It rained so that we had a math. lesson indoors.”) and was thus clearly a simple informal abbreviation. “Math” unadorned appeared by the 1870s. “Maths” is a bit newer, first appearing in print in 1911."

http://www.word-detective.com/2011/05/math-vs-math...

Just an example source, not my original one.
AWOOGAH AWOOGAH American source. A proper one would have called it a full stop.


irocfan

40,421 posts

190 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Nissan Leaf....2 Nissan Leafs of Leaves? Same re the Citroen Cactus?
shouldn't that be Cactae?

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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irocfan said:
shouldn't that be Cactae?
Romanes eunt domus.

ArsE92

21,012 posts

187 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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Digger said:
If it hasn't already been asked could someone kindly explain the differences between flammable and inflammable?
in

Digger

14,660 posts

191 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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xRIEx said:
Digger said:
If it hasn't already been asked could someone kindly explain the differences between flammable and inflammable?

Thanking you kindly.
One of them comes about form heating, the other comes from preheating.
You might have to run that by me again haha! rotate

So. . . the preheated one (which one is that?) has become volatile, whereas t'other wont react well when heated or near a source of heat/fire?

Edited by Digger on Tuesday 23 August 23:31

Digger

14,660 posts

191 months

Tuesday 23rd August 2016
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ArsE92 said:
Digger said:
If it hasn't already been asked could someone kindly explain the differences between flammable and inflammable?
in
Yeah that's about as far as I got! smile

Skyrat

1,185 posts

190 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Digger said:
ArsE92 said:
Digger said:
If it hasn't already been asked could someone kindly explain the differences between flammable and inflammable?
in
Yeah that's about as far as I got! smile
There are no differences, but I hate when people use inflammable because of the potential for confusion. It's historical use. The prefix in- is not a negative in this case.

Personally, I use flammable and non-flammable, as I believe is becoming the convention

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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Digger said:
xRIEx said:
Digger said:
If it hasn't already been asked could someone kindly explain the differences between flammable and inflammable?

Thanking you kindly.
One of them comes about form heating, the other comes from preheating.
You might have to run that by me again haha! rotate

So. . . the preheated one (which one is that?) has become volatile, whereas t'other wont react well when heated or near a source of heat/fire?

Edited by Digger on Tuesday 23 August 23:31
I was just venting my bugbear about people using the word "preheat" to mean "heat"; 'pre' means 'before', so 'preheat' means 'before heat' - the usage of e.g. "preheat the oven" is exactly the same as "heat the oven".

Loads of people abuse 'pre', even to the point of "pre-prepared" - it's already got 'pre' at the beginning of the word, it doesn't need another!

Impasse

15,099 posts

241 months

Wednesday 24th August 2016
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xRIEx said:
I was just venting my bugbear about people using the word "preheat" to mean "heat"; 'pre' means 'before', so 'preheat' means 'before heat' - the usage of e.g. "preheat the oven" is exactly the same as "heat the oven".

Loads of people abuse 'pre', even to the point of "pre-prepared" - it's already got 'pre' at the beginning of the word, it doesn't need another!
That's preposterous.