Should I sleep outside this evening
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Tango13 said:
Tailgater said:
avinalarf said:
bertie said:
What happened?
He slept outside and got fecked by a badger.PositronicRay said:
Tango13 said:
Tailgater said:
avinalarf said:
bertie said:
What happened?
He slept outside and got fecked by a badger.antspants said:
OP has gone very quiet, I think he may have taken option 3 and been dragged off and eaten by badgers.
His wife came outside in the morning to find a half drunk bottle of beer, remains of a kebab, and his left foot.
Don't forget the mashed potato. Always a giveaway for badger.His wife came outside in the morning to find a half drunk bottle of beer, remains of a kebab, and his left foot.
The last time I had an afternoon/night on the pop I was found by my neighbour asleep on the front garden at about 10 at night. He woke me up to check I was alright (he is navy and I am Army so not that unusual!).
I then tried to sneak round to the back garden to sleep on the trampoline but realised he was now watering the back garden and would spot me if I went to the trampoline so I went in the house.
I should add this was a fully sanctioned drinking session, I have history for getting in a state and drinking isn't a regular thing for me for this reason!
I then tried to sneak round to the back garden to sleep on the trampoline but realised he was now watering the back garden and would spot me if I went to the trampoline so I went in the house.
I should add this was a fully sanctioned drinking session, I have history for getting in a state and drinking isn't a regular thing for me for this reason!
Tailgater said:
PositronicRay said:
Tango13 said:
Tailgater said:
avinalarf said:
bertie said:
What happened?
He slept outside and got fecked by a badger.bertie said:
Tailgater said:
PositronicRay said:
Tango13 said:
Tailgater said:
avinalarf said:
bertie said:
What happened?
He slept outside and got fecked by a badger.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff