Should I sleep outside this evening

[anonymous-user]

mybrainhurts said:

bertie said:

Tailgater said:

PositronicRay said:

Tango13 said:

Tailgater said:

avinalarf said:

bertie said:

What happened?

He slept outside and got fecked by a badger.

Fecked by a badger in the ASSSSSSSSSSS!

If the OP had left some mushrooms laying about or even a snake he could've avoided being on the receiving end of a badger bumming.

I didn't realise this is what badgers did, maybe there just rather shy around this way.

Well its usually badgers who feck them in the ASSSSSSSSSSSS but if it's monkeylegend then it's usually me

Well at least now I know...

Did he squeal like a pig...or enjoy it?

Oh berty boy, you remember, don't cha? Or was that your amnesia from the, ahem, username change?



Anyway,


Monkey loves it deep, and fast, a swift slap from my wife and he is as asleep as Harambe, ready for us to do our magical tricks, that only Edd China and pornstars will understand


"ASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" we scream, circling this mythical creature in the garden, my neighbours entranced at this wondorous ritual.


I go first, doing the " Jara to Cavani" move, and then i rub my dildo all over him, ready to c---



Oh, sorry kids, needs must, another time.