Judge's 'LOL' as he jails online boaster who ducked sentence

[matchmaker]

the Beak said:

Judge Ritchie told him: "It's always interesting to see a different view on sentencing as in 'I'm out bro easy.' As they say lol."

The judge added: "I gave you two chances. You didn't take the chances. I hope you don't think I'm doing this out of anger. In truth it enlivened what was otherwise a dull day."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west...

[Orchid1]

The people in this city really do depress me sometimes...

[BRISTOL86]

I've read that facebook post multiple times and still don't have a clue what it says

[mybrainhurts]

Bet he wears pants under his kilt.

[ikarl]

Orchid1 said:

The people in this city really do depress me sometimes...

All of them?

[Jockman]

ikarl said:

Orchid1 said:

The people in this city really do depress me sometimes...

All of them?

Just the ones in string vests?

[johnfm]

Wow - do some Scottish people really write like that? dae instead of do?

LOL

[750turbo]

johnfm said:

Wow - do some Scottish people really write like that? dae instead of do?

LOL

No - The guy is a tube!

[mybrainhurts]

750turbo said:

johnfm said:

Wow - do some Scottish people really write like that? dae instead of do?

LOL

No - The guy is a tube!

Up yurrr kelt Jemmy...

[hidetheelephants]

The guy's a roaster; where the fk did he buy that shiny suit? He looks a right edjit.

[bigkeeko]

Good enough for him. Tool. Maybe think twice next time he fancies acting the hardman.

[carreauchompeur]

Top Nedding

[Orchid1]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759995/As...

Bottle of Buckfast and brown shoes in the city. Says it all.

[Vocal Minority]

I very much enjoy how he opens with 'is it any wonder this country is going to st' when he chased an innocent man out of a window with his pack of mates.

Rich, tasty irony

[750turbo]

BRISTOL86 said:

I've read that facebook post multiple times and still don't have a clue what it says

Let me assist

"People wonder why this country is fked. I got a high court conviction and they never sent me to jail, instead they gave me a community order, I told them to fk right off, so get sent back to court, then what do they do? Mr Newlands, I refer to you as an idiot, and then what does he do? He repeats the sentence, I am still not doing it"

(Last sentence is sketchy as even I am struggling with his pish...)

What a top notch *"Bam"

• Bam, is used in a fairly well known Scots Comedy prog, Scot Squad.

ETA: https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=scot%20squa...

[FlyingMeeces]

Kinda want to buy that judge a pint.

[Pesty]

Judge is the problem. He punched a vulnerable man and didn't get time why the fk not.

Yes I know I'm a dinosaur but there is nothing funny about any of this. Scum like this act like they do because judges like that give them chances and they know it.

[Rick101]

I think the judge is the muppet here.
Taken him 3 attempts to do something he should have done the first time round,second at the most.
No wonder people take the piss.

[FlyingMeeces]

Good point well made.

Contempt of court or refusing to do comm service or whatever this got put through the books as - none of that should carry a heavier sentence than chasing some poor sod out of a second story window.

[Turquoise]

Skinny little tt.