Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

[Iva Barchetta]

I've killed a Welshbeef thread.

Thank me later.....

[anonymous-user]

What your game then

[Iva Barchetta]

Sorry,can't stop n talk,me n Candice are having an early night in a bit...

[hidetheelephants]

You've trapped off with the pouty doris from the cake show? Any chance of one of those french fancies? They looked lush.

[anonymous-user]

Custard on a tart photo pleaae

Laminator at the ready

[Iva Barchetta]

Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

Me n Candice enjoying nosh......

[PoleDriver]

Iva Barchetta said:

Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

Me n Candice enjoying nosh......

Who's noshing who?

[Iva Barchetta]

Must change password.

The cat's been posting in my absence,again!.......^^^^^.....

[CC07 PEU]

I've just voluntarily watched Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" video on YouTube.

I know it was wrong and I'd just like to apologise for my behaviour.

[DickyC]

CC07 PEU said:

I've just voluntarily watched Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" video on YouTube.

I know it was wrong and I'd just like to apologise for my behaviour.

You see, if we enter your watching of RSF's video on its own, we get a good clean 9 on the Triv-O-Meter. Adding any reasoning, explanation or apology always diminishes the T Factor; in your case reducing the trivia to a disappointing 4.3. And after such a strong start.

[anonymous-user]

Agreed after such a strong start I had high hopes the boy would do good but it went to mush in the last sentence.

[DickyC]

Should we offer him a place on one of the courses?

There's a residential course coming up soon. He may qualify for a bursary.

[DickyC]

Here we are: Trivial and Proud.

It's being held over Christmas and the New Year but there are a few places left.

Guest speakers include Mrs Brassington and Battert if he can find his glasses.

[anonymous-user]

How to be Trivial : 'The importance of irrelevant and anal minutiae'. Being held at the General Banter rooms above the Roxy at eight twenty two sharp every third Tuesday. Apparently it's free to the over 27's and retired accountants by virtue of a bequest by the late General.

[Bomma220]

Depends if the chap just wants to be trivial or completely bloody cuckoo? Or a bit of both? I still have the number for the Scottish fellow who runs the Lobster Bothering course in the church hall.
He'll just need to take his own feathers and candles.

[DickyC]

The Completely Cuckoo Course isn't until the week before Easter.

[Bomma220]

Oh dear, that's that idea out then. Would he be eligible for a 'Temporary Fruitcake' disbursement on the lead-up to Christmas?

[anonymous-user]

The Acute Batst Crazy awards are looking for nominees. I hear they're trawling PH - so time to start practising the 'goggle eyed stare while mumbling obscenities' and 'manic cackling at the bus stop' routines. Both together would be ideal and no doubt earn the top gong and an indefinite period in a secure institution.

[DickyC]

The Towers are fairly secure if only on account of their remoteness from civilisation. Yes, it's only two and half miles to the village along the tow path but to most other forms of transport it's pretty much cut off. Plus, you would have to accept that the village corresponds in some way to being described as "civilisation."

[Bomma220]

I've always found the Co-Op in the village fairly civilised. Provided of course Mrs Brassington's not shopping there when I visit.
The remoteness is indeed an issue given the proximity of the towpath. Would a seeping barrage perhaps resolve the situation? Concentrated primarily to the north west of course, thus avoiding any intrusion upon the airfield.