Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

[McAndy]

fatboy18 said:

Thought about going on a Diet earlier, But I've Just eaten a whole packet of Jammie Dodgers....Probably not the best start?

It can only get better?

[DickyC]

Of course, the Jammy Dodger Diet. Glad to hear it's still held in some regard.

This evening I shall trying the Beer and Pizza Diet. What with it being Friday and all.

[GOG440]

I had fish, chips and mushy peas.

Ok it was the poncified version with chips from the Actifry and sea salt and balsamic vinegar fish fillets but the mushy peas were genuine tinned ones. Served in the yorkshire style which means having mint sauce on them.

[anonymous-user]

Apparently Bomma is on the embalming fluid so things are looking up

[DickyC]

V6Pushfit said:

Apparently Bomma is on the embalming fluid so things are looking up

Good news. So good it reminded me of:

Door-to-door salesman: "So no one in your family uses cosmetics?"
Eddy Munster: "Grandpa uses preservative."
Salesman: "Is that to keep young?"
Eddy: "No, it's just to keep."

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

Good news. So good it reminded me of:

Door-to-door salesman: "So no one in your family uses cosmetics?"
Eddy Munster: "Grandpa uses preservative."
Salesman: "Is that to keep young?"
Eddy: "No, it's just to keep."

Is that the grandpa who answered the door to a dolly bird who said 'I'm your 90th birthday present from your mates and I'm here to give you super sex'
He replied.....

.......

I'm not much good any more on the sex side of things so I'll just have the soup please.

[anonymous-user]

[TheChampers]

I was going to post something regarding a Billy Connolly sketch about a Vaseline salesman, but the new T&Cs suggest I better not, oh dear

"Port makes me fart" might be ok though?

[anonymous-user]

.......And the old classic, punchline:

"No thanks, gin gives me a sore arse"

Edited by V6Pushfit on Saturday 18th February 08:34

[DickyC]

Look, I'm concerned about the lyrics of R. Dean Taylor's 1968 chart hit Gotta See Jane. In particular:

Windshield wipers splishing splashing
Calling out her name
Just gotta see Jane

Surely her name would be Splish Splash not Jane.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

Look, I'm concerned about the lyrics of R. Dean Taylor's 1968 chart hit Gotta See Jane. In particular:

Windshield wipers splishing splashing
Calling out her name
Just gotta see Jane

Surely her name would be Splish Splash not Jane.

Maybe Jane is the Ward Officer at the mental institution where Splish Splash is incarcerated. He has to see Jane to get an appointment......

Windshield wipers splishing splashing
Calling out her name
Just gotta see Jane
That big girl with the key to the door of my love
Because she's insane

Edited by V6Pushfit on Saturday 18th February 08:45

[DickyC]

Was that the version on the Unhinged album?

[ZOLLAR]

Second page on the LOUNGE?
This won't do, it won't do at all.

[DickyC]

We're all doomed.

[anonymous-user]

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[hidetheelephants]

All this bleeping is making me nostalgic about pagers. #retro

[DickyC]

Oh, and I thought you were going to say it made you nostalgic for Bleep and Booster.

/beforeyourtime

[Bawz]

hidetheelephants said:

All this bleeping is making me nostalgic about pagers. #retro

I miss my pager!

Lost it in a taxi years ago.

[DickyC]

That's why you never answer, is it? That old gag.

[anonymous-user]

That old trick

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